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In the Wonderbolts, everyone gets a nickname. Infamously, these names are embarrassing. As a result, most newbies aren't privy to the shameful pasts of their predecessors, but that isn't going to stop Sky Stinger or Vapor Trail from trying to guess what Spitfire's was anyway.
They'll never get it.
Day #5 of Hearts and Hands Week 2025.
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LOL
12107713 12107891 That so old MEME
12107834 Evolution
I am so ready.
...
Read. I loved this. You told me you were worried about how you would write her compared to what I've done, and I don't know why you were so worried. She's very well-written here. Also love the featuring of Vapor Trail and Sky Stinger. Poor Soarin, btw.
I wish this was the origin of that word
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I never understood why ponies call humans monkeys. Humans arent monkeys. like at all.
Let me guess. Horse Fucker?
This was gold. I just love it to death. Spits and Fleetfoot are my favorites Wonderbolts and it's always such a treat to see them shipped with a Human character. Great work on this one!
Monki
12107891
Nah, too predictable
I'm going with fire smasher
12108127
That works as well.
This was good hope to see more of the wonderbolts in the future by your hands
Crispy Cock
... Messerschmitt Bf 109?
or I suppose it'd just be "Bf 109"
Anon’s is Monkey Fucking a Coconut.
Laughed my ass off. Don't regret it!
Anon, the next morning and barely able to walk: Worth it!
I have no words but this was hilarious
Hmmm
Pony fucker?
...nah probably not
Something with the f word maybe
12108127
Maybe Plane Eater!
(Since spitfire is a plane)
12109917
They don't have planes in equestria. My guess is Ash Dick, cause he put his dick in fire. Therefore it's now ash.
12110077
Perhaps
But knowing us? It probably aint even close
...Sooty Dick?
Here I start reading thinking it would barely get resolved like Kakashi's face or Kerfuffle's leg, but apparently the answer came from out of left locker. Partially disappointed, mostly amused.