Full of Regret and Thinly Veiled Contempt.
His name is Jacob Kramer.
He is a tax-paying citizen with a steady if unremarkable day job.
His hobby is breaking boards, cinder blocks, or whatever else he and his buddies can get their mitts on.
He has been dropped into Equestria with the Alicorn Amulet.
This may be a problem.
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Low emotional stakes for this one. Still, a redneck with alicorn magic has got to be a Keter level threat, at least.
What this really gets right is that there is a very high percentage of characters employed in demo work haha. I did it for a summer and worked with this Jamaican dude who would kill rats with throwing knives, was never sure if I should’ve been impressed or horrified. Either way he was a funny guy.
Fun times indeed.
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I don't want to be that guy but... actually, SCP threat levels only take into account containment difficulty and not power level.
Unless it's a meta-commentary on how the amulet keeps finding a way to a host.
The lack of emotional stakes are welcome, sometimes you just want to see a guy do bad things and win without a lot of pretensions. The premise reminds me a bit of an old site story about a protagonist named “Darth Vulcan.”
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Hey, hey. Look at that. Vulcan was actually a partial inspiration for this one, good catch. Granted, the over all course for this one was inspired by something else that I recently rediscovered a love for.
It's just one of those days
I vaguely recall an HIE fic I read here years ago that was otherwise serious/grounded (as much as you can do that in horse-world) where the guy’s credit card just kinda worked everywhere, I don’t believe there were card readers present…
I'm kinda liking this. "Florida Man Breaks Things" is compelling like a train wreck: you know it's awful and people probably got hurt, but you can't look away.
DEEP LORE
I'm enjoying this story keep it up!
as a tennessean myself i too hate kentucky
Dude just wants to vandalize, leave him alone.
Hehehehehe😂😂😂😂😂😂
This is a wonderfully Chaotic story, I love it
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Keter level is something that cant be contained.
Its like, a stick that always teleports to different places on earth at random with no way of predicting. And does nothing else. Thats a Keter class stick.
However, a stick that always teleports to the same exact place no matter what is Safe class, as it contains itself.
Good story
Fatch ME Malet! 👍
Comedy tag would be nice me thinks...
Huh. Interesting to see Chrysalis react that strongly to the diamond dog getting it.
That said, some good ol villainous fun. I am interested in seeing where your going with Snippy.
No,no no...In pony language, he simply "dispelled" that dog ;)
I’m.... surprised at Chrysalis’s surprise at murder. That’s... she does know that the people she chains up in her pods are for all intents and purposes dead, right? Especially when she’s been love-sucking them for years or decades.
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I'd argue she's less surprised he did it, but HOW he did it, no build up, no prideful rant, just an immediate *boom* of gore, you gotta remember no matter how well written a fic is, MLP at its core is a cutesy world, with cutesey evil, that type of cold uncaring was likely a shocker.
In which buggy-boo begins to slowly realize she may be dealing with more than what she bargained for.
Chrysalis: i may be crazy but this guy is insane.
Fuck yeah, this is the best HiE story I have ever read!
God the more I read the more I hear the Red faction space asshole song
and the finding out continues... and it is glorious
Nice chapter, keep on with the nice stuff.
oh he has a rival nice