WELCOME TO HUMAN VS! THE ONLY REALITY GAME SHOW THAT PITS ONE FEEBLE HUMAN AGAINST THE MANY DIFFERENT VERSIONS OF EQUESTRIA!!
Austin, a mere human with average statistics, but has a huge sense of humour and a very wide range of skills that help him survive a variety of situations. But how will he put up against Equestria? Many different Equestrias, that is!
He will be set in a variety of horrific situations: The Rainbow Factory, Pinkamena's Bakery, Magic Kindergarden...
But Austin's sense of humour is bigger than his survival instinct, so he's more likely to screw with everything rather than survive...
Will he escape the evil clutches of some of the worst Equestria has to offer? Or will he just mess with their stuff so much that they lose their minds?....Again.
Read on and find out!
You have taken something amazingly dark and make it hilarious.
This was actually pretty funny. Great story, looking forward to the next chapter!
I no longer have a face as I laughed it off.
Well done, and do proceed to great hilarity.
DAMNIT. Took my idea...
Oh well wasn't going to write about it anyway
*is laughing too hysterically to say anything*
My Sister who is reading over my shoulder and typing for me: CARRY ON!
What did he do with the necklace...?
I can only imagine Nightmare Moon and Solar Flare.
MOAR
austin is best troll not even
can beat him XD
Oh dear god. MOAR!
Explosions! BOOM!
Hahahahahaha! My wrong theory is that this guy is related to Deadpool!
Do Sweet Apple Massacre and the bad future from Pony POV Series! :D
1461518 I'd love to, but I'm going to need some information about the second one first. I also think that "Sweet Apple Massacre" is a little....explicit, so I may or may not write it.
XDDD
1462650 That's cool. :)
win, win beyond the stars and expansions of the universe itself.....you sir deserve an internets.
YAY! AUTHOR'S NOTE!
:
Hello everypony! Austin here to give you the low-down on this story!
I want readers to know that if you have a fiction or situation you would like to see on Human VS, let me know!
Here are some guidelines to help paint the picture of what is and isn't accepted:
Dark/Horror/Gore: Definately, I don't mind this at all! But try to make sure you get your facts before requesting, mmkay?
Cute/Comedy/Awkward: Sure thing, but you need to make sure that it's somewhat challenging or has a problem that needs to be fixed: i.e. Escaping
Explicit/18+/Sex: Sorry, no can do. I'd like to keep this at least 14+, or PG-13. No exceptions. Such fiction will include: Sweet Apple Massacre, Molestia, Lil' Miss Rarity, ect.
Inescapable/Impossible Situations: No. Just no. How can I write a story about a human screwing everything up without him being able to escape?
Non-MLP Related/Crossovers: Well, this will vary. If it is a crossover, say, Assassin's Creed, or maybe Doctor Who, then sure. I can easily make those pony related somehow. But if it's not pony-related or cannot become pony-related, i.e.: Internet, Humans, Locked Rooms, Mystery etc..., then I cannot actually post it on the sight period. Their rules, not mine! Sorry!
Magical/Supernatural Mishaps: I don't mind these in the slightest, just try to make it somewhat challenging, but not so much that it will be impossible. Such as: Changeling Infestations, Shrinking Spell Gone Awry, Discord.
Canon Material: Yes! I would love to throw Austin into these! Try to find something from the show, like the Spa Ponies, Discord, Nightmare Moon, or even Magic Kindergarden (Which may or may not be the next chapter!)
Alright, just last minute conditions before you post:
*Give me the situation, the 'Arena' (The setting in which this will all happen), and the Danger Level (This ranges from 5 different levels: None, Low, Moderate, High, Severe).
*Your OC's MAY be allowed. It depends on if I want them in the story or not.
*No Human situations. The OC's may not even make it into this yet, so don't get your hopes up.
*Please send it to me on my User Page, in a Personal Message, or here, on this story. Any requests on my dA, YouTube, or any other stories will be ignored and deleted. No exceptions.
*Have fun! Who knows? You may end up being credited for my next chapter!
Stay frosty guys!
This is DubleTruble96, signing off!
Well played, good sir, well played.
My good sir, I must admit that I find this literary work to be entertaining and amusing. Continuing this work would be greatly appreciated.
funniest stories ever
These are one of the funniest stories I've ever seen! You did a real good job of making scary stories hilarious and overall making a well-written tale. I will explode with joy if you make more. Please do!
AWESOME!
Well, it looks like Slenderpony isn't such a nasty after all.
*Goes into the kitchen and sees the note* Sonova b-
Huh. Looks like Slendy wasn't that bad after all.
*Sees note and sighs*
I'll get the flashlight.
I love you XD
1533474 Aw, thanks!~ But I have a girlfriend.
hmm od we have the same name... hmm i dont now why but i think it would be good if he had to work with pinkamena and all of the previous evil ponys to defeat a realy big enemy.... however this IS coming from a pinkamena fan soooo.... btw awesome story so far
i was in tears by the end, good work!
First? Also, good chapter! The tables have turned!
Humans be jacking your shit up!
This is HILARIOUS!
Keep up the good work!
.....that wasnt very funny. it seemed more along the lines of sadistic revenge.
1611031 Meh. Depends on your POV. I might also want to add that not all chapters will appeal to all people. Sorry you didn't like it this time 'round.
*snort* Not as funny as the first time, but pretty good-
I only got one question- How'd he get loose?
1 minute tied up, 1 minute smackin' the lunatic.
Daheck?
1614670 The way I see it is that he managed to wiggle his hands free just in time to catch her off guard. I never wrote that because I wanted the element of SUPRISE.
1615633
Well, by all means it's your decision, but if you simply added Pinkamena's brain spluttering about how he got loose after he smacked her, others won't get lost as well XD
But either way, brilliant chapter XD
Pwnd
Awesome. I laugh so hard. Austin is the best!
Slender's the best too!
Who knew that something scary as fu*k could be so hilarious
i agree besides everytime he jumps off it reminds me of skyward sword when you jump off skyloft
watch out we got a badass here
You need to put him up against the equinox ponies
Dimmed star
Spider lock
Dull sloth
Rotten bunch
Stone
Zalgy cake and Zalgressa
2648239 I like the idea, just one minor problem. What's the challange going to be? The Equinox ponies are necessarily...EVIL....they're just....cold-hearted.
Stop getting tortured by them or something like that