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Catweazle


If this were my house, I’d be furious.

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Twilight has been summoned to Canterlot to discuss whether or not Anon deserves a second chance or be banished. Twilight is hopeful she can convince the ponies he can be redeemed but Anon's list of complaints strongly go against him.

Can Twilight save Anon from being banished? Probably not.

Final story of: You Can't Do That Here

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Serves him right for not reforming and having terrible manners.

Comment posted by RandomPen deleted January 28th

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and whats sad - every fucking anon being that asshole. Terrible manners, swearing, doesnt giving a fuck about local stuff and many more. Iirc anons must be kind of "you could imagine yourself on the place of that Anon guy" but now its just own trope, so-called "Anon always being stupid bastards and motherfuckers" :(

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And this has become the #1 reason why I don't like the Anon character being written out like a major dick.

:twilightsheepish: Where's Anon?
:ajsmug: Being useful for once
:twilightsmile: That's great!
:duck: Think he learned a lesson?
:moustache: He wont have another chance
:twilightblush: Super where is he?
:fluttercry: You're standing on him
:twilightoops: Wut???
:moustache: He peeved off Ember and the Retired Dragon Lord Torch squished him with his little Pinkie...Squished With his Pinkie squished
:pinkiegasp: I FOUND HIS EYE BALLS! . . .BOTH OF THEM! . . . I FOUND BOTH HIS EYE BALLS! . . . .SEE?
:moustache::raritywink: I bet they were cross
:facehoof: What do I do now?
:ajbemused: Grab a mop some poor pony might step on him... Yuck
:rainbowhuh: Yea 30% more yuck, Glad I can fly... Gross , What'd Anon eat anyway . . .
:trollestia: Finally I did something for My Little Ponies. . . Oh what's that awful smell?
:twilightangry2: Don't ask

Comment posted by skyway920 deleted January 28th
Comment posted by Catweazle deleted January 28th
Comment posted by skyway920 deleted January 28th

...Now I see anon playing along with everything everyone wants to here and just holding on till he can get some petty revenge. Like somehow pulling off the worldwide brown note. And just before it goes off, he just looks at twilight as says "First rule about human, we are petty and can hold a grudge. Now eat-" (Brown note goes off)

Do I see him being Kenny by the end? Yes but that is half the joke,

“Apparently, during his 45th day in Equestria he seemed comfortable enough to relieve himself on a tree in front of a family having a picnic,” the unicorn mare replied, her tone icy as she read from her copy of the file. “And when the father of the family confronted him, Mr Anon answered, and I quote, ‘There are like a hundred other trees here, dude. Either find your own or wait your turn.’ End quote.”

I distinctly remember hearing that Lauren Faust's early ideas for the show included ponies just relieving themselves wherever just like real-life horses.

SRY

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Yeah... this ends in regicide. Or an exceptionally nasty prank...
Permanently changing someone in this way, especially a human means you've made an enemy for life.
Especially as the one thing he has shown here is that he is way more creative and troublesome than the ponies... and you've just made him mad and given him time to plot.

So what happens when he is no longer just being a mostly harmless ass and decides he wants to get even? Him suddenly calming down and behaving means he is now focusing the most powerful of the human traits; spite and adaptability.

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i read your comment in his voice automatically XD

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My god i want to read that sequel.

ANON IS HERE

and its just a spite filled comedy revenge story

“It’s a little awkward to ‘punish’ an adult,” Twilight reluctantly confessed, rubbing a hoof behind her head. “I mean, I tried to ground him several times but he’s stubborn. But I can handle stubborn! I just need a little more time to set him straight!”

Perhaps a better question would be why the town of Ponyville didn't try punishing him. After all, "Appleoosa's Most Wanted" showed a jail.

Kinda sorry it's the last story. The potential trouble he could cause as a foal with the mind of an adolescent has the potential to be really funny.

The problem with "parents" like that is that they follow you around and turn everything you do or say into a funny little story.

Anon got upgraded then he complains. Typical.

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Could just be over for now…

This character is a dick that could be outsmarted by produce.

If this story continues it's going to be a lighter version of the story I'm human and that's all I want to be by Lordoctavianstark

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He technically wasn’t breaking the law there, or anywhere else. Ponies always wear clothes so public indecency does not exist.

“Apparently, during his 45th day in Equestria he seemed comfortable enough to relieve himself on a tree in front of a family having a picnic,” the unicorn mare replied, her tone icy as she read from her copy of the file. “And when the father of the family confronted him, Mr Anon answered, and I quote, ‘There are like a hundred other trees here, dude. Either find your own or wait your turn.’ End quote.”

Lmao dude was malding. Get your own tree.

“Apparently, during his 45th day in Equestria he seemed comfortable enough to relieve himself on a tree in front of a family having a picnic,” the unicorn mare replied, her tone icy as she read from her copy of the file. “And when the father of the family confronted him, Mr Anon answered, and I quote, ‘There are like a hundred other trees here, dude. Either find your own or wait your turn.’ End quote.”

Strike 1

“Apparently, during his 45th day in Equestria he seemed comfortable enough to relieve himself on a tree in front of a family having a picnic,” the unicorn mare replied, her tone icy as she read from her copy of the file. “And when the father of the family confronted him, Mr Anon answered, and I quote, ‘There are like a hundred other trees here, dude. Either find your own or wait your turn.’ End quote.”

Strike 2

The Mayor cleared her throat and began her speech. "Citizens of Ponyville,” Mayor Mare announced, her voice echoing through the town square, "today we gather to celebrate the bonds of friendship that tie us together, to remember that no matter-"

Her words were cut off by the sound of the Town Hall's doors flying open with such force that they nearly knocked over the banners hanging above them. Anon emerged from the building, a broad grin on his face, with Lyra Heartstrings in his arms. The young unicorn was giggling uncontrollably, seeming not to notice the change of scenery. Knocking the mayor aside from the podium, Anon tucked Lyra under his arm and yelled into the microphone.

"Lyra Heartstrings and I had sex, and we are in love!" Anon's voice boomed across the town square. Twilight felt her cheeks burn with embarrassment as gasps and murmurs of shock rippled through the crowd.

.......... strike 3:facehoof:

"I just don't care either way," Scootaloo said, reaching into her bag to retrieve a comic book. "The only thing I'm interested in reading is 'The Adventures of Captain Hoofbeard!' That's history I can get into!"

As she flipped open the colorful pages, the comic was ripped out of Scootaloo's hooves. Enraged, Scootaloo turned to face her assailant and her eyes went wide, her jaw dropping to the floor. It was Anon, standing tall over the foals dressed from head to toe in green camouflage and an army cap.

"Here's what's gonna happen, maggot!" Anon stated, waving the comic in Scootaloo's face. "You're gonna pick up that history book! And you're gonna read it now!"

"But I hate history!" Scootaloo argued. "It's so boring it hurts!"

"Not as much as this does!"

Before the anypony could react, Anon leaned down and secured Scootaloo in a headlock. The little Pegasus yelped, as she began to get what had to be the roughest noogie in her life. Her eyes watered as she squirmed under his grip. The sudden assault was so unexpected that the other foals froze in place, their books and quills forgotten.

😨 strike 4....

Twilight’s heart sank as all the ponies gave their approval in unison. She felt a wave of desperation wash over her. “No, please, I can still help him! He’s made progress, he’s just a bit... misunderstood!”

As luck would have it, Anon’s voice could suddenly be heard loud and clear from behind the closed doors. “My balls! My balls! I lost my balls! Has anyone seen my balls? I can’t find my balls! You! Did you take my balls? I bet you did! You probably grab everybody’s balls, don’t ya!? You ball toucher!”

............ strike 5.:ajsleepy:

Anon gulped. “Alright, alright, I might, emphasis on might! Have told them their flowing manes looked like giant sperm banks.” Anon chucked a little at his joke despite Twilight’s look of pure venom. “And I may have suggested that their tails looked like they were pumping out baby gravy. But it was just a joke! I didn’t mean anything by it!"

Get him out of here.

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That wouldn't preclude laws against public urination. And the incident at town hall would likely fall under disorderly conduct.

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Ah yes, forgot that I did. Apologize, I must. Just finished Star Wars Episode 2, I have. Talk like yoda, I will. For at least 10 hours, it is. Goodbye, and may the force be with you.

Final story of: You Can't Do That Here

Doubt

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