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Twilight is in freefall. She's now a princess, the ponies she thought were her family possibly... aren't. Her life has been upheaved in one fell swoop and she's got no idea how to handle it.

If there's a silver lining to all of this, it's that she's got a hyperactive colorful pink pony that'll stick by her side, no matter what.

Princess Luna can relate to her daughter. After all, a thousand years ago she was in a very similar situation herself.


Warning: Contains TwiPie, Twilight-Is-Luna's-Daughter, Princess Rules, and a copious amount of juggling.

Chapters (13)
Comments ( 83 )

This should be an interesting fic, and Luna being the mother of Twilight, ayy? Not bad idea.

this is probably one of the coolest au concepts ive ever seen, also this was really well written!!! alsoalso the adoption paper part hit like a truck blazing down the highway at triple the speed limit

History nerd celestia is adorable and I love the way you made g5’s additions to the lore feel integrated into g4’s setting

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The fantasy nerd in me has a weakness for ancient technologically advanced civilizations destroyed by their hubris.

I can't believe Luna left her child at a rest stop bathroom...

LET'S GOOOOOOOO

Good shit so far, I continue to absolutely adore your style and humor and cannot WAIT to see more Twippy as this continues :)

There was, for example Princess Rule #32 about Not Swearing. Ponies swore, of course. There was no law against it. However the Crown Princess of Equestria should be above vulgar language. There were lapses of course, but she prided herself on not having not broken #32 in three hundred years. The last time had been when she hit her hoof against a particularly hard table leg after a very long day. Thankfully, the historians were happy to have left out the time she shouted “MOTHERFUCKER!” loud enough to shake the castle’s rafters.

That's funny.

“We’re very proud of that fact, ma’am.” The guard replied, stepping behind her.

What?

“That burst of air should have been an accurate recreation of Bananacus’ Instant Hurricane. Quite the fan of instantaneous spells, Bananacus. Bananacus’s Instant Skeleton, Bananacus’ Instant Trenchcoat, Bananacus Instant Orgas-”

I'm sorry, what was that last one?

And within the pod, nestled inside a soft blue blanket was a unicorn foal, sleeping peacefully. Her coat was lavender, and her mane indigo, with streaks of pink. The only clue to her identity was the string of engraved letters hung gently across the pod.

So was Twilight in some kind of coma?

“Equestria’s had a lot of ponies that have ascended to become alicorns throughout its history, but none of them were royalty.” Twilight countered.

.... What?

“Oh uh…” Twilight scratched the back of her neck awkwardly. “She tried to develop a spell that would allow her to witness the birth of our universe, or so she claimed. Nobody knows because when she cast it she immediately exploded.”

... That seems violent.

How did she explode? Like was it just a regular explode where not a single part of her was left behind? Or was it a gorey explosion?

“Yeah. Oh but look. Lux Lantern? He was an Earth pony that managed to save Equestria from a plasmoid invasion and ascended, but he remained part of his family’s lantern making business until his untimely death by-” She turned the page. Both ponies stared in horror, before Pinkie slammed the book close, her face green. Twilight tried not to puke.

You made me curious.

Did all these Alicorn die violent deaths?

“I could read Nazbor the Leaned’s original necromantic pathfinding treatises. Or the forbidden Thirty Seventh Lesson of Milk Taker! You can’t normally read those unless you’re over sixty years old!”

Your really taking full advantage of that Teen rating, aren't you?

“P-pinkie. That was a three hundred page novel!”

... Im jealous.

Luna hesitated, looking downcast. “Will you… will you come with me? I don’t think I can do this alone.”

I feel like Twilight would be more upset at Celestia then Luna. Also leaving her with a different family?

Why does that always happen anyways? In alot or stories I've seen where Celestia or Luna is Twilight's mom, they always just put her in with a different family to hide the fact she was born from one of the Alicorn Princesses just for it to be revealed later on. They do give some good reason as to why but I just don't understand it in general.

“No…. wait, wait. I’ve got a whole lecture prepared, if you’d give me a second,” blinking through her tiredness, she focused her magic and a few copies of the books she’d been studying popped into the room, hopefully scrubbed of any… images that maybe have been upsetting. She was certain Celestia probably had seen worse, given some of the swords on display in the royal armory, but there was no reason to cause undue stress.

Please just let her speak.

“Well,” admitted Celestia finally, “All things considered, she took it better than I expected.”

She certainly took it better then what is expected.


Well this is an interesting story. I do like stories where Twilight is either born from either Celestia or Luna or adopted, but I always hated how Twilight is just sent to a different family, but nothing can be done there I suppose. Overall great story and I am excited to read more.

Welp, next time She's with her current parents is gonna be awkward, I imagine a royal order was given to keep things quiet, but still doesn't change the fact they knew and she did not.

Rumor had it that the Princesses weren’t much older than he was, barely into his second decade, yet she towered over even the oldest pegasus generals that surrounded her. Bright white, a pink mane that seemed to shimmer just a bit. Wings and a horn. Laughing politely at a not-so-funny joke, undoubtedly.

Ah, this is back in time.

His body no longer the vessel for comedic gods, the Fool’s mind snapped back to reality as he realized the horror of what was about to occur.

...

“My compliments to the chef,” she said, then she laughed.

Hmm, I like this version of Luna.


There, now that "Clownfucker" t-shirt Twilight found in Luna's closet finally makes sense.

Is this a reference to something?

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Big Top'd give you a A- for that pun, provided it was your major.

Not even the first date and he's creampie'd the Princess.

Didn't realize such tastes were genetic... Well either that or Luna provided some sort of subliminal imagery for Twi in the bunker to ensure she held up tradition.



Though... if Twilight was chosen as Celestia's student because of her lineage... what would that mean for Sunset shimmer? probably nothing since she isn't tagged. Though it would be funny if Celestia was trying to locate one of Luna's lost descendants through testing their magical aptitude.


"Alright, Sunset has mastered every magical aptitude test and gone above and beyond!" though her friendship skills are lacking


"Now I just need her to complete the final trial. If she passes, it proves she is of the alicorn bloodline and worthy to fulfill my next stain glass window!"


-Le cakehorse prancing in place and whinnying gleefully


"You may come in now my little sun!"


-Le bacon horse enters private study


"So what was it you wanted to test me on Princess Celestia?"


"Something simple, but nonetheless very important, I want you to tell me what you think of this picture."


"That's a clown"


"And... does it evoke any feeling?"


"Um... like are we talking self-reflectively? or more the state of entertainers in pony society?"


"No, I mean... Do you get any, ehm, sensations while looking at it?"


"Oooooh.... is this one of your pranks? You know I always appreciate the effort, but I'm not one for comedy"


"..."


"Princes Celestia?"


"Get in the mirror."

Commenter's note: I'm aware that it's more likely Celestia simply gave little Twily a chance to enroll in the school, and only picked her for how strong she was during the rainboom, but this was more entertaining for me

Bananacus made some interesting magic, that's for sure

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I can't help worrying there's a correlation between alicorns who aren't royalty dying horribly.

“I know when I’m unconscious, you know. And I can see you there, Princess.”

To be honest, it's pretty obvious. I mean, the last thing you remember is passing out and next thing you know is your by a lake?

“Cadance said she didn’t dream like this though, and neither did Celestia. I simply assumed it was some power that was unique to me. I should have known better.”

... If there was a plot twist in the show where Twilight was Luna's daughter, I honestly wouldn't be surprised.

“Right. Right that’s what I thought,” Twilight shook her head. “So then…”

Coma.

Luna nodded, her eyes wet. Whatever memory she was thinking about, it was painful.

... Ok so I have questions.

Wait nevermind. I think I know what happens. In the first chapter Celestia mentioned she was alive, which is a odd thing too say. Im guessing something was wrong with Twilight, so before becoming Nightmare Moon she put Twilight in a panacea.

Understanding flashed in Twilight’s eyes. “Your banishment. This was part of why… why you became Nightmare Moon.”

I'm not surprised.

And then to come back, to find her grown, to find that you’d missed out all those years of your daughter’s life?

Yeah, that's the only reason why I wouldn't be mad at Luna. Plus there's the fact that Luna didn't mean for any of this to happen and there's also the fact that she'd be dead if Luna didn't do what she did so....

“She will be overjoyed, my little star. She likes to be an aunt.”

Yeah.... This is something else I hate. The problem with Luna being Twilight's mother is in stories where Cadance is featured and adopted as Celestia's niece, it always feels like Cadance is some sort of replacement for Twilight. Like why couldn't Celestia just adopt Cadance as a daughter? I never read the comics so there's probably a reason why but I am unknown to that reason.

It's probably just me anyways.

“She will be overjoyed, my little star. She likes to be an aunt.”

I dunno what it is, but there's something about this line that just hits right.

What did Twilight need right now? What did she want right now?
Pinkie. I’d want her here.

What would be the moral implications of Twilight manifesting an emotional support Pinkie Pie in the dreamscape?

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Knowing her it'd probably be the real Pinkie Pie, having fallen asleep and entered their shared dreamspace. Because irreverence.

Wow, that really was a "copious amount of juggling." No wonder this is "T" rated...

I love the build up all came to a giant

YOU'RE ADOPTED

It's just so funny to me lmao

THIS IS SO COOL!

And it's written so well augh!

I can't wait for the 'oh, oh' moment when Luna learns about TwiPie

TBH... this makes me wonder how Sunset Shimmer was handled in this universe///

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I've got a Celestia-Is-Sunset-Shimmer's-Mom fic in the oven (based off an unfinished fic I read), but obviously it's not part of this AU.

holy shit you are FAST with these chapters gahdammmmmm someone give this writer a medal!!!!!!!!

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Thanks, but this was already written in full before I posted it. It's just being proofread.

“I’ll need a pony to head down to the Commercial District and pick up everything on this list, as soon as possible preferably,” she levitated a scroll over to her newest aide. “Give them access to the royal fund, if need be.”

It seems Celestia was willing to take care of Twilight on her own.

“But then you were always better with foals in general.”

.... What was Luna's reaction when she found out that on Nightmare Night there's a false claim saying Nightmare Moon will gobble up foals?

Twilight deserved a mother that cared for her, deserved one that would be there for her. One that wouldn’t lock her away forever. One that wouldn’t turn evil and fight her sister, and one that was willing to listen and—

Ah, I'm guessing this is when Celestia came up with the idea on just making it someone else's problem?

Because what would come next? It wasn’t a matter of handling a filly. If she cared for Twilight herself, where would it end? One couldn’t keep a foal secret forever, and if she stayed, if Celestia announced her as her niece, as another princess of the realm…

Would you want to send a very close family member to another family? Plus moving her to another family and then turning her into an Alicorn seems very mean. She's gonna outlive her adoptive family and brother.

If questions every arose, she couldn't just say she adopted Twilight? Maybe the excuse being "I always wanted to be a mother"?

She’d grown up surrounded by castle walls, a prisoner in a gilded cage, watched over by the very mare that had banished her mother in the first place.

That kinda sounds like what happens anyways. She ends up becoming Celestia's student and ends up spending more time with her then she ever did with her adoptive family. Atleast I think so. The stories on this site makes it sound like Twilight has stayed in the Castle nearly 24/7 rarely going outside or spending time with her family.

But Celestia had learned long ago that, when it came to matters of magic and fate, there was no such thing as coincidence.

Yeah, pretty much. Either that or it's a very big coincidence.

“You’re lucky too,” Celestia gave a gentle smile. “She’s just grown out of the worst of her magic surges.”

Mmmmmmmm, no, I don't think so.

This was the best possible outcome, right?

... Maybe.


“Isn’t there some sort of queue or waiting list or something? If this is something to do with knowing our ancestor,I don’t want to be given preferential treatment just because of something like that.”

There's no space here.

A wonderful chapter. I loved baby Twilight. Plus:

Armed with a mountain of diapers, toys, fresh pastel linens, and a storybook that proudly declared itself Fluffer Puffer’s Fluffy Funtime Adventure , Celestia had attempted to scale the mountain that was caring for Twilight Sparkle….

I never miss an opportunity to post this:
Pink, fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows.
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That makes it even better, because less wait for us!

Lunamom is an old concept up there with Sunbuttmom, but I am loving this take on it, especially the Panacea is a cool new magic item I haven't seen before, at least not with the EATS ALL MAGIC side effect :>

“Who’s my father? Was he still alive when you became Nightmare Moon? Was my ascension something I’m genetically predisposed to because you’re an alicorn or is that something that merely gave me a talent for magic to begin with? Speaking of genetics, are there any preexisting conditions or allergies that you have that might be an issue for me? I know both Celestia and I are allergic to cauliflower, do you have that? Can I learn to dreamwalk? Would you teach me to enter a pony's dreams? Is there some sort of royal line of succession, and if so am I technically part of it? Speaking of which if Cadance is legally Celestia’s niece too doesn’t that make her and Shining Armor being married a little odd or—”

Cadance isn't blood related. Twilight is actually part of the family while Cadance was adopted to it. If Cadance was never adopted then Cadance simply would be an Alicorn who ended up dating captain of the royal guard.

She smiled to herself, wondering if anyone else had picked up on the clues between the two. The looks, the comfortable matching of wits, the blushes at accidental contact (at least on Twilight’s side). It wasn’t precisely the same, yet as a wise pony once said: history didn’t repeat, but it did rhyme.

That's an interesting way to look at it.

“Aww!” Cooed Pinkie. “How romantic!”

... I mean... I guess in a way it is.

Technically, even getting bullied by your crush can also be seen as romantic. Anything can be seen as romantic in a way.


“He was sincere about that,” Luna sighed wistfully. “The most sincere Fool I’ve ever known. Though I am unsure if the mine training was ancient, or if the mimes that trained him were, themselves, ancient.”

"mime".

“It all began when he threw two pies in my face.”

“Aww!” Cooed Pinkie. “How romantic!”

Perfection.

This is brilliant!
The best fic I've read for a long time - please write more as soon as you can :twilightsmile:

I've heard of the great Peritwinkle

Who giggles and laughter he'd sprinkle

He was the big loon

Who romanced the moon

And died before getting a wrinkle.

:pinkiesad2:

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"They met in an official capacity. He made her smile and she became his muse" is as classically romantic as it gets! Those pies were basically roses with added personal flair! I love this a completely normal amount!

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wait.. a limerick with sprinkle in it, that ISN'T dirty? I am disappointed...

“It all began when he threw two pies in my face.”

“Aww!” Cooed Pinkie. “How romantic!”

:rainbowlaugh: :pinkiehappy: :facehoof:

“Ah, well, Your Highness, we Fools have often found that nobility is like a poached egg: the best practice requires heat, but not too much, lest it turn out less than perfect.”

Wait. But didn't they say they just became Princesses? And the nobles are already acting like complete jerks!? :fluttershbad:

“Indeed? You would ignore a chance at recognition if it meant depriving your friends of the spotlight. That is quite noble.”

Exactly.

The princess tilted her head curiously. “May I see your balls? I’ve been quite curious about them.”

... I want to say something here, but I honestly don't think she could have phrased it any better.

The fool nearly spat out his drink, opting instead to go into a coughing fit.

Ok good, he got the same idea, it wasn't just me.

“Did I say something wrong?” She asked innocently.

She's the princess of the night and she can't even fully understand what she just said?

“And that’s where the practice comes in. And studying, a lot of studying,” he smiled a bit.

Ah, so that's where Twilight got it from.

“Well, if the company of scoundrels is always as pleasant as this, perhaps I should let you creampie me more often and— Did I say something wrong again?”

... Give me a minute...

Alright where were we.


“I’m not in it for the bits, You Highness,” the fool scratched behind his head, getting a bit quiet. “And to be honest, your sister seems… rather intimidating.”

"Your".

A concept of a plan forming, Luna smirked. “Come.”

And that's how Twilight was made!

I wonder if Luna's doing that on purpose, but I'm not sure which possibility is funnier. They're cute together.

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I flip-flopped on whether or not she's aware, settling on clueless. Both might be nerds of varying flavors, but Twilight has to get her social introversion from somewhere.

So here she was, striding down another hall in the castle after making excuses towards all the rest of her friends about dealing with something private and princessy. It was technically the truth, no matter how much Applejack glared at her like she wasn’t telling it. Her mo— Luna had proposed something simple to ease her into her new life as a princess: Dinner with Celestia. Twilight could do that. She could absolutely do that. Right? She looked over at Pinkie Pie. She hadn’t left Twilight’s side the entire time. Pinkie looked over, and gave her a wave.

I think the fact Twilight almost referred Luna as mom means she is close to accepting the fact. Also as for Applejack, she really needs to learn that some ponies just aren't ready to tell the full truth to everything. Like for example keeping a relationship a secret to friends or family, or maybe depressing news that you have a fatal disease slowly killing you. Y'know, that sorta thing.

Edit: that part about Twilight being close to accepting the fact that Luna is her mom might have just been delayed, by a lot.

Twilight Velvet and Night Light. Her… parents .

Ah... I don't think Twilight was fully ready for that part yet...

She couldn’t do this. Sweet Cel— Sweet Lun— Shit, she couldn't do this. This was not one step at a time, this was a whole running leap off into the deep end and—

Hah hah! That's funny.

“Honey, we didn’t mean anything like that. We didn’t want you to think that… You were wanted, Twilight. We wanted you.”

Oh come on, you had to have known this was gonna come at some point. It's Twilight. And frankly, she makes some good points. Im curious to.

Night Light slammed the table with hooves. “Twilight, don’t talk to your mother that way—”

... Night Light, your a dumbass.

You do not take that tone with me. Princess or not,” Celestia returned the smaller alicorn’s glare. “This is not the kind of attitude I expected from you. Why don’t we all just calm down and—”

Also I really hate this one line. You think just because she has the title princess that's why she is arguing to you like that? No, this isn't an argument between 2 princesses, this is an argument between family and someone who is justifiably mad.

“But… Can she help?” Even Night Light was worried now. “It’s killing me to see Twilight this upset.”

... Well talking back to someone who has a right to be mad isn't gonna help. To be honest, I'm disappointed in Night Light and Celestia.

“My entire life is a lie! I didn’t earn my spot as Celestia’s student, I didn’t earn my ascension, and maybe I could live with that, maybe I could stand the fact that I’m Equestria’s biggest victim of nepotism if it didn’t also mean that every pony that claimed to care about me has been lying to my face!

I'm also a little disappointed at Twilight for not making these points in front of her family.

I'm also slightly afraid that history is gonna repeat itself and Twilight becomes the next Nightmare Moon. Of course I doubt Twilight will be banished or anything, her friends and family will probably end up calming her down and then the story ends in a happy ending, but she would still end up turning into the next Nightmare Moon regardless. I really hope it doesn't come to that.

Tomato bisque is so gooooooood~
And yeah, I don't know how they thought having dinner with everypony was a good idea. Even if they didn't know Twilight would react like that, they had to give her time to adapt and support her as she comes to terms with her new reality. They just dropped a few bombs on her and expected her to be fine and dandy. Probably lulled into a false sense of security because things were going well initially, but Twilight needs time.
Sucks that Pinkie couldn't help, and now she's hurt, too.
Oh, well. I look forward to the healing.

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