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ThistleZoey


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Twilight gets trapped in the Coffee Shop AU and must slowburn her way to an escape!

Unfortunately, one pony stands between her and freedom.

The Coffee Shop AU version of Trixie

Technically a sequel to 'Starlight accidentally turns RainbowDash into a car'

Chapters (1)
Comments ( 23 )

This is peak magical horse coffee shop AU
Just can’t believe Twi’s drinking coffee and not tea

What’s the Coffee Shop AU?

Awww hell naw Twilight is entraped in the torment nexus

Screw you *coffee shop AUs your purple horse*

I can't believe Twilight got Isekai'd to the coffee shop AU. May Celestia have mercy on her soul.

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Quick! Summon the immortal sun horse cursed to never again meet her lover!

drank coffee to this, it was immersive! 10/10 would recommend. anyway this was super fun to read, i loved the gimmick placed here and how the plot almost acts like a game other than the intended coffee shop roleplay au that starlight whipped out.

And just like in any good coffee shop AU, Twilight never drinks any coffee. A++

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Hehehhehe I'm glad u noticed ❤️❤️

this has the vibe it was written by someone from Finland and doing crack

“Trixie I swear to god you have to kiss me or I'm going to make that attempted murder charge into a full murder one” she said, grabbing Trixie’s muzzle and moving it towards hers. She waited for Trixie, however.

Even when confronted with death by AppleJack wielding a gun, Twilight would honour consent.

Perfection, no notes.

Lovely! Perfectly self-aware — but still in universe! 10/10

Correction:

“The customer is always right!” Replied the agitated mare, slamming her hoof down on the counter. “I want another. And do it right this time.*”

Errant asterisk? Yes errant.

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Thanks!! Will fix now xoxo

She'd be poured like old soup deep into the darkest pit of Tartarus, never to return.

Wut?
That is a very unique and interesting vision of damnation, do you know something the rest of us don't? Very fun story.

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It's a monogamist version of Bakery AU

Dashthaniel with a gun is

Completely lost it over Dashthaniel:rainbowlaugh:

This is honestly a really intriguing and creative premise for a crackfic, and wonderfully executed at that. Fantastic work!

Wow this fanfic was a blast :)

Ok so you asked for my thoughts over on discord, so here goes...

This fic has probably made me laugh more than 90% of the other comedies I've read. And that is seriously saying something! This is peak (fan)fiction!
I can see this working as a bit of a series with other characters and their reactions to the au.
Also, kinda surprised Trix can act that well without bursting out laughing, :rainbowlaugh:

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Trixie knows just how to wind twilight up >:)

Now I imagine Twilight in the summit with the yaks dripping blood from the wing while drinking coffee with the grumpiest expression a pony can make.

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