Dead Poet's Society
Dead Poet's Society.
Ode to a Silly Farm Pony.
He carries himself on pride filled hooves
The way any good farmhoof would,
He’s tough, although inherently nice:
Like, a cat who is afraid of mice.
He smells not like lavender, nor thyme
And it’s really hard to find words which rhyme,
With the smell of my silly farm pony
Which is of.....morning mist?
-Stormy.
P.S. Buck it, I tried....
Stormy Weather.
Like the weather he’s named after,
He’s careless, reckless, though wrapped in laughter
He’s the single best part of a day,
to a pony who recently realized he’s gay
For the cutest colt this side of Baltimare
And I’m glad it’s with him, my bed I share.
-Gentle Strokes.
P.S. That's how poetry is properly done, Stormy.
P.P.S. How is this your major?
Humbled Rebuttal.
Thanks again for showing me,
What it means to really be
embarrassed and humbled by
An admittedly very handsome guy
Cheesy doesn’t even begin to
Describe these poems I write to you
Seriously, If Jag ever got hooves on this
The school would forever be in fits
of manic laughter, taunts and jabs
Till I hid away like a hermit crab
….and took you with me.
--Stormy
P.S. I know it doesn't rhyme at the end, but sue me. Just call it 'Post Modern.'.
Every Morning.
I watch him turn, I watch him toss
A dreary dreamscape he cannot cross
His face is pained and filled with woe
Stormy, what troubles you so?
He says he’s fine, though soft and defeated
My wish was it were an ail that could be treated
There’s a stack of letters that go unread
From a father who gives him dread
Poor, poor, Stormy is this your trouble?
Can’t I make it never double?
-Gentle Strokes.
Family Matters.
My father’s rich, you see
and my brother successful
Which to a pony like me
Can be quite stressful
Regardless I’ve found personal wealth
with a colt who’s just my type
Better than riches and good health
Is knowing my body fits his hooves just right.
-Stormy
P.S. I changed the rhyme scheme from 'Clerihew' to 'Cinquain' because that's what we're going over in my class now. Personally, I think poetry sounds better as an 'A.A/B.B.' kind of poem, over a 'A.B/A.B.' type, but that's just me.
This Is Getting Silly.
I get you must practice for your class
But, do I really need to make an ass
Of myself all the time
By writing silly words in rhyme?
I must admit, it’s getting even harder
knowing you use writing these as barter
In exchange for sex
...um, and that’s a hex?
-Gentle Strokes.
P.S. Wanna grab dinner tonight? Or do I have to ask you out in a poem now?
Sorry, Strokes
I know it’s getting kind of lame
Playing this stupid sexy game
that I call ‘Incentive Studying’, but
Once I get an ‘A +’ from the nut
Who calls himself my poetry prof
All night long, my salad you may toss
-Stormy
P.S. Dinner sounds great. Nell’s?
Capital ‘G’ ‘A’ ‘Y’
Yeah. I’m not going to try to
Write a poem or anything
I’m just going to come outright and say it
I found your stupid poetry journal hidden
In your sock drawer when
I was going to borrow some lube
for this chick I brought home who was
really into...um, never mind
forget I said that.
Anyways..I just wanted to let you know
that it’s really, really, really
really, really, really
really
Gay.
-Jagged Horn
P.S. I ate that leftover salad from Nell's that you had in the fridge....
Response.
Shut up, Jag!
-Stormy/Gentle Strokes.
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(Joke) Alt. Title: Diff'rent Jokes
ROFL.
Well done.
I found Jag's Capital 'G' 'A' 'Y' to be the best. Just something about it. Perhaps it was a way it flowed.
Somehow, to me, that sounds way dirtier than if he had used actual vulgarity. Not so much because of the strangeness of the sexual kink, but more "I was gonna eat that salad!"
1959670
Thank you very much. Reading that kinda made me all tingly inside. Writing anything with Jag is usually my favorite, except for maybe the fluffy or smutty scenes with Strokes and Stormy.
Either way, Jag is best pony?
Jag is best pony.
Also, kudos for making sexy romantic things without actually going into super explicit territory. It's surprisingly rare to see that done well.
1965076
I think it's official now: Jag is best pony. That, and thanks for the compliment. I wasn't sure if I had anything resembling skills at writing something other than self depreciative ponies but as long as one person things I can do that and throw in borderline sexy fluff I'm a happy camper. Also, just as an FYI I'm working (At snail's pace) on a Clop-Fic about Stormy's One Night Stand 'Mr. White Gold' and all the sexy shenanigans he gets up too during this story. It won't be straight clop (And yes, that's a double entendre), it'll be awkward as hell and maybe even a bit sexy? Anyway. It'll be done....at some point in my life, so check it out when it comes out?
1982198
This guy! I don't even know what to say. Nothing makes me happier than a review like this! So, thank you very, very much. Also, the next few chapters get kinda 'cute' (maybe?) so if you like it now, it should get better from here on out!
Alright, so after reading the rest of the chapters I must say that I'm rather happy about your choice of how you portrayed Stormy's sexuality. It is beyond refreshing that you made the fact that he's gay a small part of who he is as apposed to it being the main contribution to his personality. It pains me when I see the same effeminate girl guy or the butch bear type slapped into a story with nothing but their sexual preference's stereotype to pass as a personality and "flavor".
Being gay doesn't mean you act, walk, or talk a certain way. It's just a small part of what you are not who you are. Most of us are just regular guys that happen to like dick. So thanks for emphasizing that.
Anyway, love this story. I'm looking forward to more of it and whatever else you might have have in the works.
Sorry
But I have to say it
Jag did the best poem
~English Major
Omg.....win
Yeah, hate to be an ass, but as a poet and the president of my school's poetry club, Jag's poem would have probably gotten the highest marks at a poetry slam.
If it was a slam that allowed homophobia. Which is probably rare if not nonexistent. And I'm also more partial to free-verse anyways.
These poems damn near made me piss myself! They were funny, especially Jag's.
oh god this story is awesome.
These poems were magnificent, totally worth staying up late to read.
1984848 He's not the only one who likes to write well-rounded characters.
Not MLP, but an original story of mine that you might wish to peruse: https://www.sofurry.com/view/280417
Jag's Such such a gargantuan asshole, but why do I love him for it? xD
everybodys gay for stormy.
Cute.
If I’m being completely honest, i regret not stopping here. I absolutely loved the first 4 chapters, (this one was fine as well) but after that I just couldn’t vibe with the tone of the story. I do know what happens in very vague terms, because I got too curious, and I honestly wish I didn’t.