Since Twilight's coronation, things in Ponyville have gotten pretty boring. Things seemed to work themselves out. Monsters or villains aren't stirring up trouble each week, the school is in good hooves, and while everypony stayed busy there just seemed to be less to do now.
This makes for a very bored Rainbow Dash.
So when she spots Starlight Glimmer with an awesome sword going to some duel, there's nothing she can do but follow. Let's see how it turns out.
Was cursed with the idea by a hilarious segment from the podcast Kill James Bond. You too can be cursed with knowledge here!
Many thanks to MerchantofMisrata for putting up with me and proofreading this mess!
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Upvoted for KJB representation.
(MLP: The Movie is about 9/11.)
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someone gets me, it was all worth it
did you do crack then play sekiro
peak story telling
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Like I said, I was cursed with knowledge by Kill James Bond. I have never played sekiro or ghost of tsushima (though I watched the final duel for inspiration) or anything. Crack isn't my thing anyways, too sour.
I love the randomness of this & you still made a great fight scene. Also, you should add a gore tag, but maybe there's not TOO much. Idk
i was expecting a shitpost but came away with a beautifully done story and fight scene, well done sir!
Alondro reads this story with a blank stare.
He turns to the author, teeth gritting in anger, "HOW DID YOU FIND OUT WE PINEYS TRAIN THIS WAY?!! IT WAS YOU, WASN'T IT?!!!! YOU'VE BEEN THE ONE SENDING THE DRONES TO NJ TO SPY ON US!!! YOU SHALL PAY FOR THIS OUTRAGE!!! PINEY POWERS, UNITE!!!" Alondro fuses with a whole bunch of other toothless inbred weirdos to that one song from Gohan going SSJ2 for the first time against Cell , only now played by a banjo chorus, and becomes a Super New Jersaiyan!!
Omg, it's the king of skill and friends!
That was a nice read, needs a bit more proof reading and spell check,but all in all a good read. I was hoping for more though... But yeah, the title being only once a year... Who knows? Perhaps chapter 2 would be up next year? 😂
I was never expecting a KJB bit to appear in a fimfiction story, wonderful work
Well-written fight scene and an amusing story even if I'm not familiar reference. Well done!
Damn you. I took one look at that cover art and was compelled to work out so as to not disappoint the chimp.
You have my thumbs up, it is quite random but not in a low-tier way but in that "satire but we do it all seriously" way, now Edg4r, I need to see you play Hellish Quart because that's some good swordy swashbuckly scene-ing you got there.
Discord is a curious character. Clearly he knows a lot about the human world, considering he references it from time to time.
In that case, does he know about Q, the Star Trek: the Next Generation character that was the source of inspiration for him, and the character that John De Lancie portrayed before supplying his voice for Discord?
If he does, I wonder what Discord thinks of Q. And I question how Q would react to Discord.