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Gormless Wheaton


Full of Regret and Thinly Veiled Contempt

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His name is not important. What is important is what he's going to do.

Two years of living among the innocent, unsuspecting ponies of Equestria would be enough to melt the hearts of most men. But not him.

As sweet and kindly as the little horses are, there remains a divide between them. An emotional chasm that can never be crossed, for the events that led to him becoming an inhabitant of this world still haunts him to this day.

And now, he will have his vengeance. Probably.


Inspired by and written for the fact that I'm very sleepy and no one can tell me not to.

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Comments ( 16 )

His name is not important.

Heretic's Fork, where he is unlockable, gives him the name "Notim Portant".

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POSTAL Redux corroborates this.

Had me grinning ear to ear the entire time :rainbowlaugh:

I don't know what I just read. But I couldn't stop laughing

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There's this bit of expanded lore on Timmy Portant which is also canon to Just Neil

Alright now i really want a fic with the postal dude being thrown into equestria

Easily one of the best crossovers, I envy your talent.

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Glad you enjoyed it, thanks for the appraisal. Admittedly most of this was written while half asleep and then cleaned up later, so talent potentially doesn't come into the equation.

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Oh yeah dude, I loved this, good job on it.

Good entertaining read.

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