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This story is a sequel to Priority Shipping


This story takes place in an AU where Cadance and Shining Armor never got together. The world is otherwise unchanged.


The Crystal Empire is one of the most peaceful places to live in Equestria. The populace is thriving, ponies are happy, and crime is basically nonexistent.

Or so everypony thought.

Today, Anon's beaten and bruised body has been discovered in the upper levels of the Crystal Castle. His wife, Princess Cadance, would surely be devastated to find him in such a state with no explanation. Fearing for the health of the Crystal Heart, Twilight and Spike realize they only have one option: Discover the truth before Cadance gets home!

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Comments ( 19 )

That's an interesting way to get a spring-loaded love-tap.🤣

This was a masterpiece, and I'm so happy I waited for you to finish so I could read. Have a follow, this is amazing.

“Seriously, she’s an absolute FREAK. We were like two lions battling for dominance in there!”

Holy shit bro 😂😂

“W-well… Twilight, you know about us mares and our natural cycles.” Cadance’s voice is lighter and pitched higher than normal. In a manner wholly unlike her, she appears so embarrassed she’s barely able to speak. “I just so happen to have a lovely husband willing to help me through those cycles, that’s all.”

So he got the Celestia treatment. Not as bad but still...

It's perfect!

You are just sooo awesomeeee

Pink smug mare princess always gets my attention

Dan

Even with the T-rating, that was a bit predictable.

Loved detecting the mystery, and consist with Twilight Sparkle and Spike in this story is most interesting.

12014642 unlike the other story

Lovely!!

Need more!!

This was a thing. An entertaining thing but a tging nonetheless

Well, I feel amused by this short bit of prose. I was curious to see what had actually occurred, only to discover that out lovely Princess of Love is actually a wolf in sheep's clothing, or in another way, the Princess of Lust...
I'm glad to be single and never married, and thus never had to deal with that situation.
:trollestia:

Noice 👍

That was awesome. Love the ending.

My "view" was lucky #1300. :pinkiecrazy:

It came to me in a dream. :pinkiecrazy:

Cadance came to Anon in his dream at the end.

Without removing her face from her hooves, she gives her husband a shockingly powerful swat with one of her wings. Caught off guard, he stumbles backwards into the shut window. The force of his head knocks it off its hinges, allowing the window to swing open with immense strength yet again. One loud SLAM later and Anon is spread out across the ground in an all-too-familiar fashion.

K.O!!!:rainbowlaugh:

He’s wearing a baggy t-shirt and some sweatpants, both of which appear to be ripped and torn in many places.

bro lives in the castle and can manage to get some decent clothes, crazy.

His body is unmistakable. Being the only human in Equestria, as well as the husband to Princess Cadance, he’s difficult to miss. His large stature is spread across the floor. He’s lying face down, with his left hand at his side and his right hand held palm-down in front of him. He’s wearing a baggy t-shirt and some sweatpants, both of which appear to be ripped and torn in many places. Relative to the rest of the circular corridor, his body is just barely out of sight of the royal bedchambers themselves.

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