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Applejack is a blonde, muscle-bound powerhouse of a woman with a loving wife and great friends. Best of all, it's her birthday!
Now if only she could figure out why the girls are acting so strange...
(Sex tag for endless innuendo, nothing actually explicit goes down.)
(Written for the Dumb as Doornails contest!)
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Not to sound like a simp, but that is one sexy Texan girl.
At a certain point you have to start wondering if Adagio is the dumb one for not realizing that her hints aren't going to go anywhere
Matchstick’s Apple gals are great. Loved the story too!
Wow, it sounds like it's not just Applejack's birthday today, but something much more intriguing is cooking! Apparently, her friends are up to something - maybe preparing a surprise or planning a party? Applejack, as always, has likely noticed something amiss, but doesn't quite know what's going on yet. Hopefully the girls' strange behavior will lead to something good, and it will end up being the best birthday ever for her! 🥂🎁🎉🎆
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But in my opinion, she looks a bit masculine. A girl shouldn't look like that.
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A man who can't appreciate a woman built like an Amazonian warrior goddess simply isn't comfortable in his masculinity. It takes a real man to love a woman who can carry you in one arm. A real man marries a woman who'll eat a steak, whole chicken, and bread sticks for a snack (and then eat the plate). Real men get fucked in the ass by their wives. God fucking bless America.
You'd think at this point in their relationship, someone would have realized that innuendo goes over Applejack's head like it's in orbit. But the premise of the contest demands otherwise... and it is funny.
(Twilight and Sunset may have been preoccupied with each other and/or revolutionary inventions that will leave the planet unrecognizable, but I'm sure they sent a very nice card.
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Delightful silliness. Thank you for it and best of luck in the judging.
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So you're not a fan of this chick, then?
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At some point, they're doing it on purpose because they find it as funny as the readers do.
Not my usual cup of tea, but I enjoyed it anyways.
Into Best of Comedy (3) this goes!
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I pity you.
Herbo Applejack is hilarious.
It's quite simple, really, she's like a golden retriever, so happy to be a part of things and have a good day that she doesn't even notice that she's being handed a treat, and it's beautiful.
Is there someone in the world that doesn't like buff Applejack?? There BETTER not be!!
Rarity I missed you so much.
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I had to use my crackship of choice for the wedding, but when I went "alright who else is thirsty for apple juice?" there was one name topping the list.
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The comment sounds provocative and stereotypical, which can cause controversy. It is important to respect diversity and avoid generalizations about masculinity and women. Each person is unique and it is worth appreciating them for their personal qualities, not for conforming to some ideals.
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why?
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My brother in Celestia, you were the one who dropped gendered bullshit here in the first place. Women should look like anything.
Now begone.
Ridiculous and adorable. The kissies thing *sent* me.
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I'm glad you like it! I love 'adorable', I was hoping for that to be part of the experience.
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AJ is *extremely* adorable n_n