The Adventures of Supermare: Side Stories to Mare of Steel

by iowaforever

Evil Things That Are Evil

Evil Things That Are Evil (Or, if Mare of Steel were written in the Silver Age)

Brainiac was in his evil base doing evil things that are evil. All around him were various machines and computer stuff that were helping him perform his evil plans, which had been stored away in his evil safe of evil.

Did I mention that he’s evil? Because he is.

“Mwa ha ha!” Brainiac laughed evilly, because he is evil. “Those fools don’t know that I, Brainiac, am just moments away from completing my evil plan! Soon all of Equestria shall be mine! Mwa ha ha!”

“Not if I have anything to say about it!” said a tan mare in a red cape and blue suit before smashing through the wall of Brainiac’s evil lair.

“Oh no! It’s Supermare!” (cymbal crash).

“Yes, it is I, Supermare, and I was able to pick up your evil plans with my super-hearing and now I have come to stop you in the name of truth, justice and the Equestrian Way!”

“Really? Well, you are too late, Supermare! As we speak, my evil machines of evil are already completing my evil plan. Soon the entire water supply of Ponyville will be contaminated, and there will be extra fat in the drinking water!”

“Oh no! Not the drinking water! Then all of Ponyville’s citizens will be unable to live healthy and fulfilling lives. You can’t do such a thing!”

“Yes I can, because I am evil. Mwa ha ha!”

“You cannot win, Brainiac; you may be evil and smart and stuff, but you are evil and I am not, so you must be defeated!” they fought, and Brainiac lost because he is evil and Supermare is good. “Now, I’ll use my super-drinking skills and my super-metabolism to drink all of the contaminated water and Equestria will be saved!”

And she did.

“Curses, foiled again!” Brainiac said.

“Now it’s off to jail with you.”

“Aw maaan.” and so Brainiac went to jail and the day was saved.

“Thank you Supermare for saving the day!” all the ponies in Ponyville said.

“No trouble at all, citizens! I am here to serve you, after all.” Everypony cheered, except Pinkie because she was screaming.

“Oh no! Silversmith just stole forty cakes!”

“Not forty cakes! That’s as many as four tens!”

And that’s terrible.

“Fear not, citizens. I, Supermare, will go and save the day!” and off she flew, with everypony cheering, to stop the evil forces of evil once and for all.

Author's Note:

This was originally going to be an April Fool's chapter for Mare of Steel, but I decided against it.

Comments

[FlaschenJoe11]

This was AWESOME!!

[Rainbow87dash]

Thought against it? Then why did you put it up?

[iowaforever]

2358852 this isn't the main story

[Rainbow87dash]

2358855 oh..... That makes sense

Now if you know me well enough you'd know I post random songs, take this one for example
[youtube=iV2xoz1iF0s]

[Avenging-Hobbits]

That.....THAT WAS AWESOME

[Tragicom]

But wait, now there isn't any water...

[iowaforever]

2359306 She only drank the contaminated water

[BenRG]

Ah! The nostalgic memories of the hyper-dire and so-camp-it's good "Super-Friends"!

[Castaway]

Ok that was funny

[Darth Wedgius]

Don't thank me, thank Haystess Fruit Pies!

[iowaforever]

2408348 I forgot about those! Well, once I get around to Batpony, those might show up

[Everyday We Shufflin]

1868928 WHAT! This thing has a Calvin and Hobbes reference! TO READING RIGHT AWAY!!!!!

[Chaos Nightmare]

why im a reminded of jack spicer from shoulen showdown?

[CuchulainSetanta]

Just needs some Fu Manchu-wanabes and a couple gorillas, then you'd really have the Silver Age!

[Samusbot]

Ah, math textbooks. (Forty cakes)

[HJSDGCE]

“Oh no! Silversmith just stole forty cakes!”
“Not forty cakes! That’s as many as four tens!”
And that’s terrible.

Oh that reference!

[Nox Knock Jokes]

40 CAKES?!?

Celestia is gonna get REAL mad...

[Nox Knock Jokes]

3911346

I laughed at this line the most:

Now it’s off to jail with you.”

“Aw maaan.” and so Brainiac went to jail and the day was saved.

[The Portal Passer]

super metabolism??? superman doesn't have super metabolism! The Flash has it!!! that's why he eats a thousand calories a day, or else, he'll pass out! hey... when are you making the flash story? He/she should meet supermare, and then make it like that episode from Supergirl (Season 1 episode 18)

[The Portal Passer]

Is this really what happened in the silver age of DC?

[Revan]

This was highly entertaining.

[Jade Dawn]

7501597
From what I can tell (and I'm not a comics expert, mind you; I just follow the movies)...yeah, pretty much.

[Jade Dawn]

“Oh no! Silversmith just stole forty cakes!”

“Not forty cakes! That’s as many as four tens!”

And that’s terrible.

This was the story that introduced me to that joke. :)

[Jade Dawn]

2550381
Holy cow, you're right! That totally blew past me the first time I read this!

[Antiquarian]

Didn't know the 40 cakes thing was a thing. My life is now 40 cakes better.

[Clopian26]

Every pony needs to be silly every once in a while

[Lex the Pikachu]

This was silly and funny but i think my brain melted reading this one :p