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Rarity has a secret, and it is certainly not one she wants out anytime soon. When the Cutie Mark Crusaders discover some unusual pills that Rarity owns, will they be able to deduce what it is?

More importantly, will they have the capacity to understand it?

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So much strange.

Not sure if like, but thumb-upping anyhow.

I personally edited this story.


I personally edited this story.

And did a great job.

(Oh, and if you fave the story, don't forget to rate it up... if thats okay with you.)

Who's the jackass that down-vote?!

>don't see Spike
can't read

This is hilarious.

Why, yes! I do like it! :raritystarry:

That's an... interesting premise.

No glaring or systemic writing flaws.

Also, I don't think contraceptives kick in at that time scale.


I don't think contraceptives kick in at that time scale

I'm aware of that. But we are talking about the world where magic is something natural and ponies can talk. :rainbowwild:

god damnit.

So, before I read this, I'm guessing birth control pills.


It's not a big spoiler. It's revealed quite quickly

WELP, Pregnant Rarity and yelled at Sweetie Belle coming this way.

That was a very nice first chapter. Can't wait to see where this goes.

Let me guess. Those are birth control pills, am I right?
Carmel must have did her in.


LOL! Perfect hilarity. Rarity's going to be... well, she won't be happy when she finds out that she was seen... And by :applecry:, :scootangel:, and:unsuresweetie:, no less.

1464674 Grabbin pills! :rainbowlaugh: (Birth control pills to be precise) :trixieshiftleft:

Also I feel bad for the CMC for what they saw, they'll never be able to UNSEE it. :pinkiesick:

heh, when rarity grabbed the random pill from her dresser i just figured that she would have grabbed a laxative or somthing like that. because when that happens... shit goes down :coolphoto:

Well CMC are not scared for life. Way to go AJ your lies caused this.

I couldnt stop laughing at "with our pills you can enjoy safe bucking"
Also id maybe check into proof reading found acouple errors but either then that funny and awesome story!

She just better make sure when the foal comes that she is not home alone with the exception of a certain club of cutie mark crusading fillies!
let the nightmares begin! :pinkiecrazy:

Wait, So Rarity took the wrong pill; not just one from the an old box? Welp, this is be awkward

So the CMC put a kink in Rarity's whorsing around. I dunno... I'll keep an eye on this and see where it goes.:unsuresweetie:

Jeez, Applejack, a simple 'They belong to Rarity and are none of your business' would have sufficed.

Of course, there is still a chance Rarity won't get pregnant ANYWAY since that one bout of unprotected sex isn't a 100% success rate either.

Loved the flow of the story, very clever comedy.

Applejack does buck all the time :ajsmug:


What was on the picture? It doesn't seem to be showing :unsuresweetie:

1473350 again, words cannot express the surealness of the image.... but i am guessing, this is the image of the world's most retarded family. but that would insult the retarded people in the world, so,



I will take that as praising the story :rainbowwild: :pinkiecrazy: :derpyderp2:


The reason I read this story is because I can relate so much. When I was a little kid, I too discovered my older sister's "pills" and showed them to my friends and we wondered what they were for. Our first thought was candy. It....didn't taste like candy.:pinkiesick: Needless to say, my sister was quite pissed when she found out.:raritywink: I'm tracking this story just for that.
You forget, this is Fictionland! People always get pregnant when they don't want to and never get pregnant when they do!

Poof! The second chapter is here!

If you care, let me know in the comments what you think of the story.

(and do me a favor - if you like the story and haven't upvoted it yet, please do :twilightsmile: if you are okay with that.)

I hope you enjoyed this story :raritywink:

I laughed whilst simultaneously turning every shade of red in the color spectrum visible to the human eye, and at least three that aren't. :twilightblush:
Good stuff. Take ALL MY MUSTACHES NOW!!!! :moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache:

Pinkie likes to buck all the time :pinkiecrazy:

Rarity really should have noticed that the pills weren't in the wheel thing.

Pinkie Pie you idiot, you're not suppose to tell little fillies what bucking is, didn't your parents or the Cakes ever teach you about bucking and when you should and should not do it?! :fluttershyouch:/:facehoof:/:ajsleepy:


Actually, her parents are Amish, so... I doubt they taught her about this. :pinkiecrazy:

And the Cakes, well, they are her employers, so, they avoid such subjects I think :rainbowwild:

1476823 Well why wouldn't the Cakes explain it to her, after all where else does she think Pound and Pumpkin Cake came from (even though I'm afraid of the answer)? :trixieshiftright:

1476789 Well this is Louis we're talking about. :rainbowlaugh:


The Cakes hope she knows. :unsuresweetie:

But Pinkie has her own theory about this. :rainbowwild:

Very enjoyable fic. It was more hilarious than I thought it would be :raritywink:

1479444 Well exactly what would make Amish parents believe that they shouldn't teach their kids about the birds and the bees, and futhermore the Cakes don't strike me as ones to assume and I would have thought they would have explained once Mrs. Cake was pregnant. :unsuresweetie:


Mr. Cake: "Pinkie, my wife and I are expecting a foal."

Pinkie: "Ohmygosh, how it happened!"

Mr. Cake: "Magic of love, Pinkie."

Pinkie <puzzled look> Oh, I get it! (thinks: it's some kind of spell, right?) :rainbowwild:
And Pinkie doesn't understand sarcasm or metaphores. She could have understood her parents' explanations too literally

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