Deadpool Vs. Equestria

by Live Light

Issue #19: Transitions

Deadpool Vs Equestria

Issue #19

Previously on Deadpool Vs. Equestria...

"I'm not a little girl. I'm a hamster."

[Oh, sorry, Hyper. Are you a girl hamster?]

"No. I am not. Now, please cease thy speakings, before I cause bodily harm to you."

[I'd like to see you try.]

{No you wouldn't.}

[Huh?]

{Trust me.}
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Deadpool and Pinkie sat on chairs, opposite Cutie Mouse and Hyper Hamster, who stood on chairs. Deadpool twiddled his thumbs. Pinkie studied the thumb twiddling, and decided to copy him. She grinned, finding this somewhat fun, and began thumb twiddling at a very fast rate. Cutie looked at what used to be the tidy side of the house, noting only a few things were organised. Hyper studied Deadpool and Pinkie's hands. Deadpool stopped twiddling his thumbs, and said,

"Uh... why are we here and why are we doing this?"

"I thought the Author wanted us to be in an awkward explanation scene, like when a dad has to tell the kids about his new girlfriend moving in with them!" Pinkie said.

"...I think our time for the party just became more pressed... we really need to hurry now."

"We can get there with the power of transitions!" Pinkie exclaimed.

*Insert distracting transition of Deadpool and Pinkie walking from the left side of the screen to walking off the right side in a psychedelic background here.*

Not close enough...

...Whaaaaaaaaaaat? Whhhhyyyyyyyyyyy?

..........................It'll do. I hope someone makes something like what I requested.

-----

Deadpool, Pinkie, Hyper and Cutie looked around the place. Deadpool looked at Pinkie, and noticed something entirely different about her.

"You're a pony again." He commented.

"Huh? This isn't the party..." Pinkie said.

"Too many transitions, maybe." Deadpool hypothesized.

"Yep. Too many." Pinkie uttered, looking straight at her. Deadpool looked at whatever she was looking at. They were back in X-Men Origins, in front of Barakapool.

{YOU SHOULD HAVE STUCK WITH THE NOSTALGIA CRITIC'S TRANSITION!}

"NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE!" Deadpool and Pinkie repeated, backing away briskly.

*Insert transition here*

[NONONONONO STOP STOP STOP WHAT IS THIS ARRGH!]

{I approve of this.}

[ARE YOU CRAZY IT'S RICKR-... Wait, whuh???]

{It's like Rickroll. But good. And people came to find this video on purpose.}

[But anyone who hasn't seen the video... might think this is a Rickroll, correct?]

{Maybe, but if that's the case, they just need to avoid clicking the thing.}

[You're rather smart, you know that?]

{I do like to think I am. Indubitably.}

[CULTURED DIIIII-]

{I get the feeling I'm supposed to know what you're going to say.}

[...Forget it...]

-----

Deadpool and Pinkie Pie ended up inside a warehouse. A very clean warehouse. Lights were reflected off a disco ball on the ceiling, and there were large speakers sitting on a stage. They were currently playing nothing. Absolutely nothing. You lose, good day sir. Pinkie noticed that she was human again, and that Hyper Hamster and Cutie Mouse were hiding in her hair.

"No-one's here." Deadpool commented.

"Uh-huh!" Pinkie replied.

"...Why?" Deadpool asked.

"I didn't give out any invitations whatsoever!" Pinkie responded.

"......Why?"

"I don't know anybody in Manhattan!"

"...Okay. What now?"

"Now we attract the ears of fellow partiers by switching on the Speakers!" Pinkie runs up to the speakers, and switches them on.

"Well... this is interesting." Deadpool said.

Pinkie's mane flattened. "I feel like I know where this comes from, but it depresses me." Deadpool looked at the sky expecting to find me laughing at him, but although I wasn't laughing, I was nowhere to be found either. I wouldn't tell him there was another favourite fic I had.

"I heard that."

No you didn't.

Pinkamena suddenly kicked the stereo, expecting it to change the song. When it didn't, she snarled, walked over to the CD player, and violently pressed the eject button, and nearly breaking it. With almost as much momentum as when she attacked the eject button, the disc left the player. Pinkamena picked it up, and threw it at the ground.

[She threw it at the ground.]

{Oh, shut up, we haven't heard that song yet.}

[Whatever, I don't want to be attacked by her when she's as angry as that.]

{You do realize that we all were? When you convinced Wade to peek?}

[There were benefits to this.]

"Don't worry, Pinks, I know exactly what'll get people coming here!" Deadpool exclaimed, finally showing some insanity in this issue, besides that time he said he heard me.

"I heard that too!"

No, no, NO. Shut up.

"Okay..."

"What's gonna get the party started?" Pinkamena asked.

Deadpool teleported next to the CD player, and inserted a CD.

{Oh. I just know what song he's using. Only the most popular song.}

[Gangnam Style?]

{What else?}

[...Um... Well... that?]

{THIS DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE. WHY WOULD YOU HAVE BOY BAND MUSIC!?}

Because it's catchy, and it's Deadpool. Surely you, his head voices, would know this by now.

*THUMP*

{...I hear a lot of commotion outside... and I don't hear cheering.}

"Did you just summon a gorrilla with that music?" Pinkie asked.

Screams were heard outside.

Then something crashed through the wall. Something green.

"Oh, no, not that." Deadpool said, facepalming.

{Our worst enemy... I think...}

"DOINK THE CLOWN!?" Deadpool yelled.

[You're hallucinating.]

"Oh." He stopped hallucinating. "OH! OH GOD, WHAT!?"

"HULK SMASH!"

"...Meep." Pinkie meeped.

The Hulk scratched his head, then snarled. "HULK NOT LIKE TALKING MAN'S MUSIC!"

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To be continued in the next issue!

{BUT I WANNA SEE WHAT HAPPENS!}

Next time.

[But I wanna see what terrible transitions you can come up with!]

Oh, terrible, are they? Well, look at this.

{...Okay... this was just an effort to block the tiring day out, wasn't it?}

Comments

[Wise2Fox]

* A note falls into Lives hand*

LIVE! Deadpool stole your car and drove it against Hulk into a cliff!

Signed Wise

[Rainbowblitz]

da fuq just happened

[Melkor]

again
"I'm alive? I'M ALIVE!!!" *CRUNCH* *Hulk jumps away*
"ow..." -Deadpool from Hulk Vs Wolverine.
I think you're enjoying his pain too much.
Nonsense, it's all in good fun.

[Live Light]

1758586 *Busy reading other notes* Good for you.
1758642 Da fuq didn't happen?
1758646 You are quite correct sir.

The moral of the story is, don't fall into a container of cream.

[Melkor]

1758692
I was just faxed a message. I also broke Banner's machines and told him that you paid me to do it.
In the immortal words of The Doctor... RUN!
Wait a minute... I don't have a fax machine!
It's called Psychic fax.

[Live Light]

1758729 Yellow Box. I told you. Don't fall into a cream container.

You shall be spared punishment, Iluvatar. I believe.

By the way. Want to see what my psychology test said?

[Rainbowblitz]

1758692 i dont know wut da fuq didnt happen?

[Melkor]

1758767
YES I Do!
Pshh, you're such a drama queen.
Drama King.
I know what I said. Also I have no [ or ] which represent your "boxes"
I am orange because it fits my purpose.
And what's that?
To be noticed and annoy, anyone, everything, and everyone!

[Live Light]

1758771 Zombies, detectives, death notes, trollfics, lack of randomness, L appearing, too many Death note references such as this one, edible mouths, Slender being released on video game consoles (Oh wait...), oh, and this, another Death Note reference.

[Live Light]

1758795 You're with the Orange... ... uh... Club... Covenant... Group... CLAN, THAT WAS IT. I think.

From that video game. Fahrenheit. Also called Indigo Prophecy. At least, I think it was from that game.

If you're from the Orange Clan, I guess I've turned into a Neo rip-off then. WACHATAAAYYYYY! *Kicks the wall, and falls to the floor, holding his foot*

Oh. And. Here's the test results.

Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: Moderate
Schizoid: Moderate
Schizotypal: High
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Moderate
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: High
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: High

I knew I was Obsessive-Compulsive and Avoidant. For sure.

[Rainbowblitz]

1758816 you forgot something

[Melkor]

Wait... WHAT?! I'll have to google that later.
I'm going to have to either take the test again or look for my print off, because I deleted my results from my computer.
Why would you do that!?
It was taking up HDD space?
You have NOTHING on that computer! Frickin idiot.

[Live Light]

1758850 I forget everything.

[Rainbowblitz]

[Awesomedude17]

White Caption Box almost called a cultured dick? You've been reading my fic, haven't you?

[Live Light]

1759057 Is it a crime to like stories that are great and worth reading? And reference them from time to time?

...Uh... I kinda hope not...

[Ermita]

1759118
there is only one word to describe this issue... butter
by now i hope you know what this means to me.

[Melkor]

1758881
Speaking of Psy... Apparently he made an Anti-American song a bunch of years ago and it's coming back to haunt him.
I don't know for sure if it's true so you should research it before you jump to conclusions.

[Melkor]

1758846
"The Orange Clan is an Illuminati-like secret society ruling the planet from behind the scenes. They know everything that each person undertakes, every second of every day. They wish to use the secret of the Indigo Child to become immortal and rule the Earth for all eternity. There are five pillars that make up the clan; administration, police, military, finance, and the media. From the early days, when each country had its own clan, they were responsible for destroying all rival clans. They are the last existing original clan and believed themselves to be the only clan remaining until the emergence of the Purple Clan." -Wikipedia
That sounds like me.
I just want the Immortality, and he wants to... you say it.
Take over the WORLD!

[Live Light]

1763147 Well, that's all fine and dandy, Orange box (I'm still calling you a box. Yellow Box thinks you're his long lost brother and I don't wanna overcomplicate things), but I have one thing to ask...

Why the hell is the clan ORANGE?

Are you telling me Applejack, or Scootaloo, or any orange pony is plotting against us!? AGRIUF.

...Agriuf... hm...

Are you on that cream again, orange box?

{What is it with you and cream?}

Yawn.

[wat]

[Melkor]

1763175
Think about it... Orange like a phoenix rising from its ashes, or "hiding in plain sight". What's more obvious than orange?
You know I think Yellow box is right. He is completely opposite from my personality.
You are pretty non-violent.
What about that time I got in a fight?
Pshh, fight? You were hitting eachother with water boards. Those don't even hurt.
Well I was TRYING to hurt him.

[Live Light]

1763281 I don't get convinced to think.

{The good side of his brain (That is, the quiet part) only comes out if he's trying to stay away from trouble.}

Oi. Shush you.

Point is... Orange Clan sounds funneh.

[Melkor]

1763674
I was going to respond with something witty and semi funny but I had to go to a birthday party. It was horrible.
Coming from a Socially awkward penguin.
I hate social gatherings, and most of the people there were only acquaintances. I wish I had the powers of invisibility at moments like those.
Nobody notices you anyway so you practically do.
*Listens to Equestria Girls* Ok I feel better, I'll attempt to be humerous now.
Deadpool is funny, so why not include him somewhere?
Sure. Best quote "Talking man hurt Hulk! Hulk rip off talking man's HEAD!" "MY head? Oh crap."
WARNING! A slight bit of blood.

[Live Light]

1764165 I hate social gatherings too. I have to hug people, and smile to them. It's awful.

And you're the first person I have found here (That I can remember) who knows of the socially awkward penguin meme.

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[Melkor]

1764364
Here. Now everyone will know. Socally Awesome/Awkward Penguin.