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To take away the Elements of Harmony was a true master stroke, if Discord did say so himself.
Only, Twilight Sparkle seems to have a few awkward questions about the mechanics of the whole thing, which might well take away all the fun.
It's difficult being Discord.


After realizing how close it was to qualifying already, this story has been entered in the A Thousand Words contest under the Comedy category.

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Discord just got out smarted and made quite the fool here, I love it!

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Outsmarted? No. He got outcoincidenced. Outchaosed if you will. The lord of chaos falling victim to a murphy he didn't invoke. Now that is what I call peak chaos.

Not going to cut ten words to try for the Thousand Words contest? :)

:moustache: So we're good?
:duck: A years worth of Vanilla Oat Swirl ice cream and three months servitude darling . . .
:twilightoops: He's already your slave , Nearly
:rainbowlaugh: Fluttershy has Discord for her bird collection
:flutterrage: Now PooP!
:pinkiegasp: Me me me!
:ajsmug: Now that's a first
:twilightoops: Pinkie!
:trollestia: Punishment fits the crime
:facehoof:

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Well, now I have.

Twilight considered the “My Brother Burps Rainbows” bumper sticker. “I like the idea, Pinkie, but I don’t think anypony will see it on the balloon.”

“Oh no!” Rarity gasped. “This is – this is – the worst possible thing!”

She sighed, and collapsed in a faint.

aww classic Rarity

He got out a clipboard and an eraser with a tiny little pencil on the end of it, then sharpened the eraser into a fork shape before beginning to take notes.

hehe classic wacky Discord

“Firstly… you realize this is a strategic error, don’t you?” Twilight asked. “You’ve confirmed that the Elements are a threat to you by bothering to deal with them.”

dang somepony’s been watching whatever the ponification is of Death Note

“Then, if I enjoy fun, I should continue using logic,” Twilight replied. “Since that would be the illogical thing to do.”

gottem

“Do I need a reason, ma cherie?” Discord replied. “I’m the Avatar of Chaos and Disharmony. And not the movie version, either!”

so true

Dash was looking like she’d had a completely unexpected awakening of some sort.

ehehe

“So, tell me, Cakelestia, are you sure this is the smart one?” he asked, leaning on Celestia’s horn at an improbable angle. “Because she seems dreadfully slow to pick up on the basics. Should I do it again in a louder voice?”

aww love this mental image, what a great way to annoy the Sovereign

“I had to,” Twilight replied, balancing on three legs as she picked Spike up with the fourth and some magic.

love the very necessary detail as these horses are indeed quadrupeds

“...erm,” Discord said, nervously. “Parley?”

Spike burped.

hehe good beat

“I’m not sure how we’re going to get this out of the vault,” Princess Celestia admitted, looking at the statue – Discord had been striking a truly extravagant pose as he tried to avoid being petrified, and he was longer than the door was wide no matter which way you oriented him. "

love that he is able to cause the main characters grief even post-petrification


this one was really good fun, thank you so much for writing!

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