• Member Since 23rd Jul, 2012
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alexmagnet


There are only three real monsters: Dracula, Blackula, and Son of Kong.

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A bunch of minifics written for various contests... poorly.

Chapters (14)
Comments ( 28 )

Mess with the bull, you're gonna get the horns.
:trixieshiftright:

I can't thumbs up or down, because I liked four of the stories and disliked the other four!
I guess the only solution is for you to make another story to break my stalemate. :raritywink:

*Snerk* Starts out so cute and serious and then goes off the rails. Never change:rainbowlaugh:

Interesting but a bit odd that we keep jumping in and out of her thoughts. And I confess the Deer Territory thing went over my head.

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Dangit, I really like this one. I would have voted way differently on this contest these days, I think.

"Here is how we get to there,” said Twilight, motioning walking from one point to another with her hoof.

Shouldn't that be Trixie?

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It's bothering me that I can't figure out who this is supposed to be about. I mean, is it Trixie buying her first robes, or someone else buying Trixie's robes?

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I thought it was pretty clearly Trixie, but apparently not.

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uh okay then c.c

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Can't really figure out what's going on here.

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Pfft. I remember this one. :P

Oh Lord, that was awful! XD

Glad to see more from you, Alex

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I little bit

:B

WAIT IS THIS A POOPFIC

I expected a guillotine under the sink.
I may have to write that.
I wrote it.

“Why should I?” Trixie chuckled quietly. “I’m fucking Trixie. I regret nothing.”

I wish I could upvoted again. Pure gold.

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Now fear sweat was mixing with his exertion sweat and meat sweat to form a big pool of sweat in the folds of his stomach.

Best part.

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All hail the fucking Trixie. :D

5893954 I found it fairly clear: The Mane 5 got mangled into comatose-forever by something, which made Twilight snap and go full-on mad scientist trying to revive them.

WTF is this chapter.


And why do I like it

This would've been a neat story on it's own.

My soul cried.
That was disgustingly beautiful.

What incident does this follow from? In other words, how did she almost lose herself?

Unless Twilight is VERY weakened from all the heavy lifting she did, I don't see this ending well for Trixie. Even a tenth of the force needed to lift a water tower with a super-sized load of milk would be enough to crush a Pony. If an Idea Minor has the density of a normal mammal, then it is in "chunky salsa on the floor of.the basement" range if applied straight down.

...maybe with repeated blows to the horn the pillow could work... maybe.

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