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Frankly, I’m amazed changelings have any concretely defined organs beyond the exoskeleton. In any case, I don’t see what Twilight’s complaining about. This is a fantastic hooves-and-other-appendages-on demonstration of the incredible marvel of life. Best of luck in the judging.

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You have no idea how embarrassed I am that you chose to read this out of all my stories. I specifically checked the judging list for the category to make sure you weren't on there so you WOULDN'T have to see it.

I'm going to go shrivel up into a raisin now, don't mind me...

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Joke’s on you. I only volunteered for two categories so I could immediately comment on the rest! :trollestia:

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He can't keep getting away with this :raritydespair:

Dont be embarrassed. This was a very funny and well written story. If it helps though I can buy the first round.

Twilight threw up all over her hooves.

She forgot to lean back too. :trollestia:

And therein lies the comedy.

You are my kind of sane, I love it

I'm pretty sure Twilight would be poking in the living changeling with even more enthusiasm than every other student, but oh well

Hilarious! I love it.

I was most curious as to how one could have a story that rated both "Horror" AND "Comedy".

Now, I know! :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

YOOOOOOOOOOOOO I LOVE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

One should know something is either very right or very wrong when horror and comedy are put together.

i honestly enjoyed this
it makes a weird sorta sense too tbh

This is perfect 😆

Now that's the definition of gross-out humor. :rainbowlaugh:

"Oh beans," he said, disappointed. "Again...?"

You mean this poor dude has made the same mistake more than once? Now that's hilarious.

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She probably would have, if not for the other changeling unintentionally spilling his guts on the floor in such a gross manner.

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As a magic alicorn Princess, it was rainbow colored.

So... what's the significance of the chapter title? Is it the tune of Here Comes the Bride? :rainbowhuh:

Twilight threw up all over her hooves.

All of the avian students: "Ooh, free lunch!" :pinkiehappy:

She's lucky Ocellus didn't show the students her coremata. :trollestia:

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It's a reference to the song I stole the title from :twilightsheepish:

"If your heart is green, does that mean your blood is green too?"

Okay, new serious headcanon. Yes it is, and that's why it looks like green flames when they shapeshift. That isn't their magic aura. It's blood flying through the air as every cell of their body gets ripped to shreds and reconstructed.

JWR

Disgusting , yet hilarious read.

Well done.

I liked this more than I think I should. Very fun idea.

Comment posted by Draco Dei deleted Jun 28th, 2024

This really squicked me. Like, I read it and thought it was a great story, but there's a little part of me sobbing in the corner, beating the wall and saying "no more, please!".

Twilight Sparkle smiled down at her former student. "I'm sure you're doing a fine job, Starlight. While today is technically an evaluation, I want you to think of it more as just an old teacher checking in on her student. Nothing I see today, even if everything were to go horribly wrong, will make me think any less of you Starlight. So lighten up a little!"

dangit Twilight that is exactly the kind of thing you say if you want a day full of things going horribly wrong!

"I'd love to see them," Twilight replied, trying to disguise her interest in a princess-ly manner.

and augh i bet that is very difficult for that nerd we all love

Twilight shuddered. "The dissections. Although if you're teaching about the anatomy of sapient species, I suppose I don't need to worry."

"Oh, absolutely," Starlight said. "Actually, we have a great new technique to replace dissection. In fact, we don't have a single scalpel in the building!"

well not too difficult to see where this is going. Twilight is about to have a bad time!

The students, meanwhile, seemed enthused:

ahaha love the contrast in reactions

"Oh beans," he said, disappointed. "Again...?"

Starlight nudged Twilight in the side. "What do you think, Princess? Pretty innovative, right?" She was smiling.

Twilight threw up all over her hooves.

lol

My student wasn't ready.

And might be insane.

aww but judging from how the students loved it, it is indeed Twilight who is not hip to what the youths are into, which is seeing organs and blood. poor Twilight! and i’m not sure why this is M+Gore when it feels like a very T+Gore story. it is, after all, a feel-good comedy about education. thank you for writing!

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I’ve uh… gotten in trouble with site staff before for tagging something with gore as teen, so I’m a little paranoid I guess, haha.

This one cracked me up, I was absolutely not expecting her to just bisect herself lol.

Me if Ocellus handed me her heart:
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The Head? More like The Guts XD

Hello! I reviewed this fic after the contest, so here's your overdue courtesy note. This one was interesting and original reading, but didn't quite work for me as much as it clearly did for others -- I had a little trouble believing Twilight (who has seen a lot) would be particularly squeamish. A pity you didn't feel you could rate this Teen (I read your comment about that) as to me it's a hardish T, not an M, but then I don't make the rules!

This would be a great bedtime story for kids.

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