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Majin Syeekoh


We’ve got dents and we’ve got quirks, but it’s our flaws that make us work.

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“Eyebrow raised.”

I’d normally question this, but I can absolutely see Trixie reading her own stage directions.

In any case, I’m not entirely sure what I just experienced, but it was certainly entertaining. Best of luck in the judging.

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Thanks! Much appreciated!

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I’m not entirely sure what I just experienced,

You experienced the phenomenon known as "Goddammit Syeekoh" and should have expected that going in. :trollestia:

:trixieshiftleft: “Applejack, I’m gonna fuck your apples.”

:applejackconfused:
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You've achieved the impossible. You've made me give a shit about an Applejack story

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My sincerest apologies.


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I aim to please.

Why is this good. WHY is this good??? It's Trixie, Applejack and Starlight about literally fucking apples! This is absolutely fucking hilarious, well done.

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Thank you, thank you.

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I too have just experienced this phenomenon.
And I too should have expected it. But to be fair I haven’t read a Syeekoh story in a long time.

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Yeah, it's been a while.:ajsleepy:

*scared noises*

Desti #12 · June 14th · · ·

Eyebrows raised was way funnier than it had any right to be

I read this. Do I feel happy? No. Do I feel whole? No. Was it worth it? Maybe.

Did I like this? Yes.

Syeekoh, you are too good for us.

I have no idea if this is the worst or best thing i have ever read but have a like.

I don't really do likes on stories, mostly comments(look at my username) but this is a… unique story.

I've always wanted to say this:

Goddammit Syeekoh. :facehoof:

Congrats on the Feature. Have a Spikestache.
:moustache:

:trixieshiftright::heart:🍎

"No, no, groom me into your first pick and use me on a top team... now take off your pants."

Yes....just..... yes......

“I have the urgent need to have my way with Applejack’s delectable apples and she is refusing me!

How...HOW does one get to this mindset?! ...and WHY it so FUNNY?!

There are SO many ways this line can be interpreted...but I'm trying to figure out the logistics of the actual feat...and it's just...DISTURBING.


...dammit, Syeekoh...

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Noc #21 · June 15th · · ·

… Dammit, Syeekoh.

<upvotes with a huff>

That title is gonna live rent-free in my head for the foreseeable future...

Damn you, Syeekoh...

Missed opportunity to call them Fapples, otherwise 10/10

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Oh shit I didn't even think of that!:raritydespair:

“Sure, whatever—do that inside, you hooligan! Not in my yard!

...wait...isn't...Apple Bloom inside the hou...you know what? Never mind. I DON'T want to know.

...dammit, Syeekoh...

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Apple Bloom is at school at the moment. She'd have to contend with Granny Smith.

Did I expect to read about Trixie, Applejack, and Starlight to talk about fucking apples this day? No.
Did I enjoy reading this, though? Hell yes.

This might be the most random thing I have ever read on this site.
I mean, I had fun, definetely, just... just...
I... I have no words. :applejackconfused:

Is what they're talking about like that trick with the Khajiit, Pineapple, and Yo-yo?

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For someone who has no words, that sure was a lot of them. :derpytongue2:

Grat kle fuf did I just read?.. :rainbowderp:

I just like how everypony is guilty of some past fuckery that would've gotten them on a list if it weren't for luck and nepotism. :rainbowlaugh:

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I feel like everyone's got one good story in them.

Pumpkins must live in fear :pinkiecrazy:

I actually bust out laughing 3 times reading this. Funniest thing in the contest I’ve had the pleasure of reading thus far. You’re a comedic genius.

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I do my best.:twilightsmile:

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Thank you for the review.:pinkiehappy:

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