Tf2 analysis anarchy: tales of the green guardian

by Twilightsonic75

Seven Nation army part 2: the manliness invader

As the train came to a stop at the station, I jumped off with my Duffle bag, with somehow got kinda heavy, and ran to Coal town. As I walked into town, I saw Firebrand talking with Maddy and AnY. It seemed like the two of them wanted to swap classes. AnY wanted medic and Maddy wanted demoman. But Firebrand already has medic and wasn't about to switch with anypony for it.

I decided to chime in before this got awkward. "Yo,fellow reds!" The three of them saw me with Firebrand saying "Oh, hey Spear. When did you get here?" I then said Casually "Oh,by the train. The relaxing way to travel. Also I kinda heard you guys talking and honestly AnY? The demoman is my personal favorite class. The perfect mix of melee and range combat with a power high is awesome! Plus, I'm able to hold down my cider better then any pony around here."

Maddy's ears perked up and said "Oh, is that a fact wee one? Careful not make statements you can't keep." When she said that, oh boy, my Competitive spirt sparked to life. "Weeeell then. I challenge you to a cider drinking contest!" Was it a mistake? Maybe. But I wasn't about to back down now. "OH! Somepony's got spunk! Alright then, challenge accepted! Name the time and place to get your flank kicked!"

I smirked at the filly and said "Tomorrow, three a-clock. Sweet apple acres. We'll see who's better." I could Maddy was excited about this contest from the grin on her face. As I had to ask Applejack or big Mac If I can borrow some cider for the contest.

Firebrand rolled his eyes at our challenge and said "Yeah...anyway AnY, you should count your blessings that we didn't get Anthony c as anything. I mean, you guys messing up your accents is funny. But I do not wanna hear a Australian do a American accent never again."

While the sight of a Australian doing a American accent sounds funny, I needed to find Doc before its too-"Well...what about a American doing a Australian accent?"

Well...that's new. "Ummm...who was-" before I could answer, a stallion jumped from the top of a building and landed in front of us. Definitely has the Australian outfit with the hat and...No...it's..."The Alicorn Amulet...How?!" Maddy probably didn't hear me as she said "Kill him!" Ohhh bad move. Falco,PUNCH!!! Firebrand was sended blasting off again to Doc's office.

I then had fire in my eyes. I NEEDED to get the alicorn amulet away from him. But first. "Maddy. You and AnY Take my bag and get to Doc's office. Now." Even without looking back, I could tell Maddy didn't like the idea. "But you'll be-" I was getting frustrated by this and said "This isn't for debate! You two can't handle the power of the alicorn amulet. Just head to Doc's lab and think of a plan. You got it? Now GO!"

Maddy and AnY booked it to Doc's office as I stared downed at this guy. I felt Maddy look at me one last time before leaving. "So, your actually standing your ground? I gotta admit. Takes guts to stand up to me." I then replied saying "Who are you? And why are you in Coal Town?"

The stallion then smirked and said,"Oh nice Batman Impersonation there mate. Mad respect for that. But I guess it's only fair that I introduce myself. I'm Dustykat. And I'm the manliness brony in Equestria. Maybe even beyond."

I then got into my battle stands and said "Well Dustykat. I'm Spear the hedgehog. And be prepared to be sended flying!" I then rushed in and prepared a powerful kick to his head when it hit...but it didn't even faze him! "Uh-oh." He then had a evil grin on his face and said "Nice try kid. Better luck next time." He then grabs my legs and tosses me like I was in mario 64, all the way to Doc's office. Oh, this is gonna hurt. *CRASH* "Owwwwww" *faints*

Meanwhile, With Twilight and co.

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As Twilight and her friends Liberation of Starlight's village was successful, they wanted to return to ponyville as soon as possible. But it was too late to go back now. It was too dark to see and too risky to to travel at night. So the ponys in the village offered a place for them to sleep. The main 6 were paired up. Twilight and Applejack were in one cabin, Fluttershy and Rainbow dash in another, and Pinkie and Rarity in the other.

As the mares were sleeping, they all began to Receive visions in there dreams. All of them were the same. Spear was surrounded by multiple mysterious ponys with firearms. All looked on to him, and opened fired at him. The last thing they heard before it finished, was Spear saying "No, not like this. It can't end like this!" Spear was terrified at the shadow that was in front of him. A massive mysterious robot with a powerful blaster was aimed right at him. Intending to end his life. Spear's final words were "I'm sorry Twilight." As the robot laughed and said "DIE!!!" And it all turned white.

"NO!!!" Twilight woke up in a terrified sweat. She couldn't believe what she saw. Spear, getting murdered by some mysterious bots?! She knew that he was strong, so she never expected for him to be killed like this. She got out of bed and walked to the window, wondering what to do. She looked at A.J, who was sleeping soundly in her bed and said "I can't wait till morning. I NEED to get back,now!"

She then grabbed her saddle bag and quietly left the cabin as she left the village. But not without leaving a note to the village folks to thank them for their generously. She began to travel to the train station in hopes she could get back and find Spear.

Back in Rainbow's and Fluttershy's cabin, Rainbow dash was having the same vision, but it turned into a nightmare. She heard Spear say something different before he died. He said, "Rainbow, help me!" And he was killed right after. Rainbow woke up with a cold sweat as she had a terrified look on her face. She then had flashback to the exoskeleton they found a few weeks ago. She needed to wake the others and tell them about this.

Rainbow dash woke Fluttershy, and they woke up Rarity and Pinkie. Turns out they all had similar dreams and visions to each other. Rainbow then said, "Are you guys thinking what I'M thinking?" The other three nodded, knowing that they were thinking the same. Rainbow dash continued and said, "I hate to leave them like this, but Twilight and Applejack can make it back on their own. We need to find Spear and see if he's ok!"

The four of them nodded in agreement and prepared to leave when Applejack walked out and said, "Hold up girls!" The others were startled when Applejack appeared out of nowhere as she continued to say, "Where do you four think you're going?" The girls tried to answer, but they couldn't think of anything to say. And things got more awkward as Applejack said, "And don't you try to lie to me. I'm the element of honesty, remember? I just want the honest truth. That's all."

The four of them knew it was time to come clean. Rainbow dash, being in charge of this group, took responsibility and explained to Applejack what's been going on the past two weeks. Including the dreams and visions they had tonight. Applejack then remembered something and said, "Wait...You girls had the same vision too?!"

The others were surprised when she told them that as they nodded in response. Applejack then asked, "So, all that stuff in the Cmc Clubhouse was about Spear getting killed? And not you guys?"

The others were confused, and Rarity asked, "Why did you think we're the ones getting killed, darling?" Applejack then felt guilty and said,"I umm...saw the maps in the cmc clubhouse. Sorry." The girls giggled at Applejack as she blushed at the misunderstanding.

Rainbow dash then noticed something or somepony missing was missing and asked Applejack, "A.J? Where's Twilight? Wasn't she bunking with you?" A.J then realized that she never saw Twilight in the cabin. She then said "Yes, but her bed was empty when I woke up. Ya'll think she had the had the same vision too?"

The girls nodded as Fluttershy then said "Well, I know Spear has been feeling guilty and what happened at the old library last month. It's been eating at him since then." Rartiy and Pinkie pie nodded in agreement while Applejack and Rainbow dash were confused at the news. Applejack then asked "Whoa now. What happened at the old Golden oak library?"

Fluttershy then explained what happened that week, since she been inviting him to her place to keep him company since the fight. Rarity had a idea about what happened since Spike told her, but she didn't know all that when down. She wanted to make sure he was ok after hearing what happened. And ask about the wound on his forehead.

Pinkie felt bad that she didn't know Spear was hiding this kind of pain inside him. If she did, she would have helped him In a instant. She wanted to make up for everything she did to him. From the pranking to the spilled water at sugercube corner. She was gonna be a better friend to him from now on.

Applejack was surprised to hear Twilight do that. Was that why she was hard on Starlight? Cas she accidentally turned into old self again? She wanted to talk to her and Spear to see if their ok. She can't believe she's just now hearing about this!

Rainbow was equally as shocked. How did she not know that her friends were going though something like this? She blamed herself for not knowing. She was gonna find Twilight now and get her to talk and then back in ponyville, she was gonna get Spear to explain what happened. "Look, if Twilight saw the visions as well, maybe she feels bad and couldn't wait to go find him. Let's find her before she in over her head."

Everypony agreed and followed Rainbow dash to find Twilight. They hoped she didn't go too far in the valley.

meanwhile, back at Coal Town

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I began to wake up from getting yeeted to Doc's office. Oh man, that's gonna hurt in the morning. I mounded in pain when I heard AnY voice say "Oh! He's coming though guys!" I felt a weird energy flow though me as my vision tried to steady. I saw Keyframe with a mediegun...but. "OH HeY KEy, whY ARe ThErE tHreE of U?" I was a bit dizzy, so I was a bit loopy.

While Key rolled her eyes, Maddy and AnY looked worried as they walked up to see me. Maddy then spoke up and said "Oh man, are you alright? You took a big blow when you landed." I tried to get up, and to my surprise, I felt better. Huh, I guess the blue team medic CAN heal members of the red team after all.

I told Maddy, "I'm fine, I've taken worse blows before." I was about ask what happened when, "Somepony let me out of here!" We all stopped at the same time and look at where came from. My duffle bag? I walked over to open it and all of a sudden- "*Gasp* Wow, I couldn't breathe in there! And ponys complain about my feet?! Pe-ew!"

"S-SPIKE?! What are-Why are-WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!" To say I was both panicked AND confused. When did he sneak in here? Spike then looked confused and explained "Well, after you saw that vision back at the castle, I couldn't let you go off on your own! Besides, the hoofball game got rained out anyway."

Some of us rolled our eyes on that. While Doc noticed one part of what Spike said "Wait, Vision? What vision?" I sighed and began to explain it to everyone saying "Ok look, I when to the castle of friendship to talk to Princess Twilight, she wasn't there, so I chatted with Spike for a bit. Spike showed me the new cutie map that they gotten from the tree of harmony and it showed me and Spike's mark above Coal Town."

Everypony then wondered how the map knew of this place as i continued to explain. "Then as I touched the table, a blinding light shined from the table shined and all I saw was a silhouette of a pony wearing the alicorn amulet. I didn't think it was back, but it is."

Firebrand was the first to respond and said "Ohhhh. So THAT'S why you looked spooked when Dustykat showed up." I nodded back at him when I noticed a certain rainbow alicorn was missing. "Umm, guys? Where's Blissy?"

Eliora was the one to explain and said "Well, while you were knocked out, we had a crazy idea that a alicorn's power COULD neutralize the amulets effects. We're just waiting on her to come back and-"

Before she was finished, we then suddenly heard crying from outside as a clearly Distressed Lightning bliss came running in and subconsciously tackled me into a hug and said "HE SCARES ME!!!" I then comforted her by petting her mane and said "It's ok, it's ok, the chest hair can't get you here." I saw Spike looking sad for Blissy and wanted to help. So, I signaled him over can we both petted Bliss till she calmed down.

I could tell Bliss was smiling at the affection after getting scared like that. Ever since she joined the team, we've been hanging out alot. She's like an older sister to me. Even though she acts like the younger sibling at times.

After getting a drink from Finn, everypony was getting in high spirits when Spike asked "So is this where you been disappearing to these past weeks? This place is so cool! Why didn't you tell the rest of us?"

I sighed, I knew I had to explain it eventually. "Well, you know how Twilight is kinda of a Pacifist right?" Spike nodded in agreement "Well, this place is basically a war zone. But technically, it's not a real war zone. It's Basically a place where we can go bat-shit crazy without Consequence. It rocks!"

Spike then looked excited. I know for a fact that his dragon nature LOVES violence, so this is a good compromise for him. It'll help him to control his dragon nature AND shows him that even ponys can fight too. Plus, it's a good way to releases stress too. "But Spike, please don't mention this to the others. At least till I can explain that this isn't a threat to Equestrian life."

Spike nodded and said "I won't. I promise."
I knew he wouldn't, but just to be sure. "Pinkie promise?" Spike then said "Cross my heart, hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye"

I smiled at Spike as Doc began to speak up and say "Look everypony, something isn't right about all this. Dusty wouldn't just come down here all on his own. We need to-"

Keyframe however seemed confident and said "Hey hey hey, what are we all crying about? There's 17 of us. And only one of him. If we all change in together, there's no way he can stop all of us!" Ink then chimed in "Yeah! This isn't called TEAM fortress 2 for nothing!"

I then thought about it, Ink and Key were right! Teamwork IS a super power, similar to elements of harmony. "Well, what are we waiting for? Let's show Dustykat the REAL SUPERPOWER OF TEAMWORK!"

Everypony then cheered with determination as we all armed up and headed out! But before I joined them, "Spike, stay inside. Will be done soon." I could tell Spike wanted to help, but without getting registered in the respan generator, this would be too dangerous of a risk. Spike reluctantly nodded and said "Kick his flank Spear!" I smirked as I headed out.

Here we were. Both teams, red and blue, ready to take down a superpowered earth pony with the alicorn amulet. He was strong, but we outnumbered him 17-1. He couldn't...ummm...why do I hear wheels Squeaking? Over the horizon, appears...a robot army?! Where was he hiding a army?! Ok, he has a army, but we can- *Crash* oh come on! Now what?!

In the dust cloud in the crater, stood a tall metal robot. A robot thay kinda looked like Sonic, that had his speed.But He had a engine on his chest and wheels on the back of his feet. And a orange menacing eye that only wants murder and destruction. Oh ITS TURBO MECHA SONIC!!!

We ran back inside to regroup...or wet ourselves. Whichever one came first. As we ran inside, Doc then says "So it begins." And Doc's right. This was about to be one of the biggest battles of our lifes.

Author's Note:

Surprised? I thought the seven nation army could use a mobiun reputation of its own. How do you think they will got put of this mess? And Where did Twilight disappear to. Find out in part 3 of the seven nation army special! See you then!

Comments

[Postwarmonkey50]

Now that was good.

And I'm surprised that Spike would like Coal Town, and I can understand why Twilight is a pacifist.

[Twilightsonic75]

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Yeah, well in the show, i saw that she was reluctant to fight till the final season. I'm planning on doing something about that in this story. Maybe in the next part?

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I then thought about it, Ink and Key were right! Teamwork IS a super power, similar to elements of harmony. "Well, what are we waiting for? Let's show Dustykat the REAL SUPERPOWER OF TEAMWORK!"

[Twilightsonic75]

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Points for getting the reference!