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Tf2 analysis anarchy: tales of the green guardian - Twilightsonic75



A certain green mobiun hedgehog gose to a town in desert area of equestria...and is in for chaos a plenty!

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Seven Nation Army part 1: An Ergent Warning

If there was something or anything I could wish for right now, it would be to go back in time and warn my past self of the events that took place on that day. Because oh boy, will this be crazy. I guess it all started at ponyville.

I was on my way to drop off Scootaloo at the school house. She and her class had a school trip to fillydelphia for the week. I wanted to go with them to keep a eye on her, but I trust Ms.Cheerlie to keep them safe. I looked at Scootaloo, who was riding her scooter, looking upset, and said "You ok honey? Is Dimond tiara bullying you and the others again?"

Scootaloo shook her head, and said " Dad, when are we gonna find our own place to live? I'm tired of staying at that timeshare." This definitely got me feeling guilty. During the battle against Tirek last week, our cabin outside of Ponyville, where we lived, was destroyed by that behemoth bastard.

Since then, I've been trying to find a place for us to live, but nothing has come up. And with the time share (thanks to Celestia for letting us use it) almost used up. We needed to find a place soon.

I ended up telling her, "Don't worry Sweetie, I'mThiiiiiiis close to getting us a new place to stay! I can feel it!" She then said in a unsure look on her face and said "I don't know dad, I'm getting worried now. What if we end up homeless?"

The sad look she had on her face broke my heart. I haven't seen her so sad since she was still a orphan. I told myself I would never let her get that said ever again, and I meant it! I then said "Look, Scootaloo honey? I know it's been rough since the cabin blew up, but I promise you, I'll get us a better place to live. But always remember, home is where the heart is. As long as you and our friends are around, we'll be ok." Scootaloo nodded her head, understanding what he said and relaxed till they got to the school house.

After dropping off Scootaloo off at the School house, I grabbed my tf2 bag, and walked though Ponyville to the train station. I had to admit though, I haven't seen the main 6 since our fight against Tirek. We're they ok? Especially Twilight? She DID take all the magic the princesses had to fight him before she found the key AND I showed up.

I decided to make a quick detour to the new castle of friendship to try and talk to her. As I looked at the massive castle in front of me, I gulped in fear. Was she still mad at me? Would she be annoyed that I came back? Then I began to remember a conversation I had with Doc yesterday.

Flashback

After get Thespio geared up and going though the basics of the Spy class, Doc invited me to his office. But not his normal tf2 office. It's his office in ponyville. It looks like a normal building like the others in ponyville. But it has a sign that says 'Dr.Wolf's ponyville therapy'.

I knocked on the door and waited for Doc to answer. After a bit, the door opens and Doc was there. It was weird to see him in his everyday outfit rather then his tf2 attire. He was wearing a stylish lavender vest with reading glasses. "Ah, Mr. Spear. I was hoping you would stop by the office today. Please come in."

I walked inside and found the place real...calming. this was definitely more calmer then his office in Coaltown and surprisingly quieter then the old golden oak library. Still miss the old place tho. I sat on the couch while Doc brought out some tea he had made earlier. I then asked "Wow Doc, this office of yours is amazing. I didn't even know ponyville had a therapy office till Thespio's try out a few days ago."

Doc then chuckled and said "Well, while I may not be well known, I am glad to help anypony anyway I can. That also includes helping them deal with personal conflicts. Wouldn't you agree Mr.Spear?"

I looked at him confused. And then with a surprise expression. How did he know? "Doc? How did you-?" Doc then said, "Well, when your in this long as a therapist, you are able to find signs of hidden sadness in one's expressions."

I was impressed that Doc figured me out so quickly. Only a few of my friends can figure me out so fast. It's pretty impressive to say the least. "I'm kinda surprised you figured me out so fast. In all honesty, I've been meeting to talk to you since I heard your were a therapist."

Doc nodded as we talked and said "And I assume that what your looking for is a listening ear, correct?" I nodded as I said "Yeah, a listening ear sounds like what I need right now."

I began to explain why I've been depressed. I started with the incident with Twilight and the mysterious box from the castle of the two sisters. In hindsight, having that as the last memory of the library kinda stinks. I loved that place. I also told him about my outburst at Pinkie pie when she soaked me and ruined the make up I had on to hide the bullet hole on my head thanks to Golden fox. Now that I'm remembering all this, I should really apologize to hear.

After venting out all of my frustration, Doc adjusted his glasses and said "Oh my. You HAVE been through a bit, haven't you?" I nodded as Doc continued. "And your worried that both Twilight and Pinkie pie are still mad at you, correct?" I nodded again, knowing he hit it on the head.

"Well, from what you said about your said about what happened with princess Twilight, it sounds like she's had her hoofs full with getting adjusted with her new role as princess, correct?" Doc said as he gave a educated guess.

I nodded and said, "You got it Doc. Twilight's been stressed out ever since her corranation. I really don't blame her tho. Being tossed into a brand new role put of the blue like that would make anypony stress out."

Doc then raised his eyebrow kinda like Applejack dose and said "Kinda like how you were during your first few days as red spy?" Once again, Doc read though me like a book...a book... "Sigh. I'll be honest Doc. I miss Twilight. I miss hanging out with her. I miss just being with her. But...I'm just scared at what she'll say if I talk to her, you know?"

Doc then sat crossed legged and said "Hmmm...well, have you told her you missed her lately" I shook my head in response. "To be honest, I've been avoiding her since then. I know this might be a bit ridiculous, but I don't know what to say to her."

Doc then said "You know, it IS true that loyalty, generosity, honesty, kindness, laughter, and magic are the elements of harmony AND the bases of friendship. But I always thought there's a few more elements that also helped improve friendship as well."


I looked confused at Doc. What did he mean by 'more elements of friendship'? "I believe there are at least four more elements that people or pony tend to forget at times."

I decided to ask and say "What other elements are you talking about?" Doc continued to explain his meaning saying "Well, one of the things I've learned in my life is that, to have a stronger friendship, one always needs to have a strong communication with another. It's great for marriage. As well as helping a friendship grow."

I blushed when he said marriage and asked "D-Doc! You not suggesting that i-" Doc was quick to fix what he said "No no, I WAS suggesting that it would be easier to have a stronger friendship with Miss Twilight if you two started to talk more. Develop a deeper communication with one another."

I sighed and blushed at Doc when he said that. Wait, why DID I blush when he suggested that? I mean, I always thought that Twilight was pretty. Heck, beautiful even. But I doubt that she would ever think of going out with me. But what doc said about communicating more..."You know Doc? That actually sounds like great advice. Thanks."

End of flashback

*gulp* 'I just hope Twilight is in a good mood today.' I knocked on the castle and the doors open. To my surprise, Spike answered. And even more surprisingly, he seemed excited to see me. "*Gasp* SPEAR!* I ended up in a tight dragon hug. Not that I minded honestly. I liked Spike's hugs! :twilightsmile:


Spike and I began to hang outside and talked at The front steps of the castle for a bit. It's nice to be able to hang out with my little brother again since the outburst. That's when he told me about the cutie map. "Wait, what's a cutie map?" Spike replied with a cute smile and said "It's a really cool map that apparently responds to cutie marks! It was meant for Twilight from the tree of harmony."


Not surprised that the tree gave her the map. It must be important. Spike continued to say "And since there were thrones for all of us, Twilight believes that the map will call among us for friendship missions-" So, the map will give them missions they need to go on? Great, even more time they have be away. "-and Twilight believes you can be summoned too!"

Wait,what?! I looked at Spike wide-eyed and said "You mean I can be summoned for missions too!? Even getting paired with Twilight?!"

Spike then nodded as I started to day dream about me and Twilight on a amazing adventure. Sigh, ok, I better come clean. I have a crush on Twilight for awhile. It been slowly growing bit by bit ever since she was a unicorn. Her smart wit, her beautiful mane, those gorgeous eyes. Ahhh...but...I'll also admit that I've started to grow feelings for Ink rose too. I mean, she's cool, pretty, brave, and she was my first friend since arriving in coal town. Ugh, I don't know what to do!

As I was day dreaming, Spike snapped me out of it by saying, "Spear! Your shoulder is glowing!" I shook my head and rolled up my sleeve to see Spike was right! Ok, so my DNA is mainly made from Sonic, shadow, the chaos emeralds, Goku, vegeta, as well princess Luna's AND Twilight's DNA. But Twilight's DNA in my make up is slim. So there's that.

Anyway, thanks to Luna's DNA on my biological makeup, I was somehow able to gain a cutie mark of my own! I don't know how since I'm not a pony, but I have it, so yeah. Anyway, my cutie mark was glowing and it seemed like it was animated. It kinda tickled actually. We looked at the map and saw my cutie mark hovering around the badlands. Spike then said "That's weird. The map is sending you to the badlands. Why?"

I wondered why as well, till I saw where exactly the map wanted me to go...Coal Town. The map wanted me at Coal Town?! Why?! I then placed my hand on the edge of the map and I was hit with a vision! It was brief, but it looked like...a earth pony? And, what's that on his chest? ...No, it can't be! But, Celestia locked it away! It CAN'T be!

The map flashed again and I snapped out of my Trans and looked at Spike, who was worried and said "Spear! What happened?! Are you ok?!" I nodded and said "Look Spike, Sorry to drop in and run, but I need to get going! Tell Twilight I said hi and I wanna talk to her when I get back, ok?" I sped off to grabbed my gear and headed to the train station. Wondering what that vision was about.

Meanwhile back at the castle[/i

Spike stared at the door worried. He wondered what was the vision the map showed him, but he also started to worried that the Assassin could strike at any moment. When the map sended the girl's to the unknown village yesterday, they seemed hesitant about going.


He didn't know why Twilight and Applejack were hesitant, but the rest of the girls didn't want to leave Spear alone with a killer after him. Thankfully, Spike assured them that he will keep a eye on him while they were gone. Spike wondered what to do, when his spines on his head glowed. This confused him as he turned to the map and saw a green flame mark, exactly like the mark on his throne, was hovering at the same place Spear's mark was at.

Spike saw this as sign! He was going after Spear to protect him AND complete his first Friendship mission! He then packed his bag, and when to the station to find Spear. When he made it, he managed to hide in his Dopplebag without him knowing. He was wondering why he was In a tuxs at this time of day, but the train came and hide once more.

Both Spear and Spike were ok their way to Coal Town, not knowing what lied ahead or the battle that was about to erupt.

Author's Note:

Surprise! While none of the ponys are heading to Coal Town yet, Spike will be the first of the main group to enter battle! Not as a mercenary class yet, but he will be heading there more in the future! Hope this was worth the wait! Stay turn for part 2! Later!