Tf2 analysis anarchy: tales of the green guardian

by Twilightsonic75

Wonderbolt accident and a new blue team man servant?! (Edited)

It seemed like a normal day, I had a nice breakfast with my adopted daughter scootaloo, dropped her off at school, and went on my run near the edge of the everfree. All and all, it was a pretty good day.

"Ahhhhh! There's nothing like a run in the woods to make you feel like a new hedgehog! This feel-"

"RAAAAAGH! THIS STINKS!!!" I then heard angry shouting coming from...the sky? I then saw for a split second who it was. It was Rainbow dash, and she seemed to be - "GAHH!!"

I was then knocked back to a tree and felt a sharp stab of what felt like... my kunai!? It-it stabbed me in the chest! I- i can't recover from this! I don't have a chaos emerald to heal myself with! Or a senzu bean to heal myself instantly! I- I'm gonna die! There- There was so many meals to eat! So many sights to see! I-I never had the chance to apologize to Twilight! I-I never told Ink that I-I-!

Huh? I'm...I'm i in the respwan room back to Coal Town? What going on here?!

That's when I heard a voice behind me say "Ah Mr.Spear! I wasn't expecting to see you here on your day off."

Dr. Wolf was behind me coming out of his office. Surprised as well that I suddenly showed up out of nowhere. "Doc? Ugh, my head still a bit dizzy. What happened?"

Doc looked at me puzzled and said "I was hoping you can tell me. I just came out of my office when all of a sudden, you popped in out of nowhere. Yet I was positive that I didn't see you anywhere in town today."

I tried to recall what happened a few minutes ago and said "Well, I remember dropping off Scootaloo at school and went for my morning run at the edge of the everfree forest. When all of a sudden, I was blindsided my somepony and I was knocked into a tree. But Somehow, my kunai was knocked off my person and stabbed me though the chest."

Doc then thought about it and came up with a theory. "Well. If I were to guess, Somehow, even though you weren't in Coal town borderlands, it would seem the Respawn generator was able to Respawn you, despite the great distance from here to the everfree. This is definitely fascinating to learn.

I then sat at a near by chair to stabilize myself for a minute and said "Well, I hope nopony gets freaked out Cas of a dead body in the forest. Mind if I hang here till my head stops spinning?"

Doc nodded in understanding, knowing that getting reanimated by the respwan generator can take alot out of somepony, especially at that long range from the device. So I began to rest in the lounge till I recovered. Hopefully no pony would find my dead body before it vanished. Can you Imagine that whole conversation? Ugh. That'll be miserable. I wonder what i was knocked down in the first place?

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Meanwhile, in the everfree

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Rainbow dash's p.o.v

'Ugh, finally! The lecture at the wonderbolt academy is finally over. I love the wonderbolt academy as much as the next mare, but dang it! I hate those lectures they give at the end! It's so boring! Aw well, at least I can head home for a nap and then tell everypony I'm back.

But...I have so much energy built-up that I can't even think about a nap! I need to release all this energy NOW! And there's one way to do it!'

*Normal P.O.V*

Rainbow dash flew up high in the sky and flew down at sonic speed leaving behind a sonic rainboom in her wake. She was gonna make a dip before reaching the woods to avoid a crash. But... 'Argh, there's a down draft! I can't dip up before crashing into the Canopy!' "RAAAAGH! THIS STINKS!!!"

Rainbow dash crashed though the Canopy but was able to dip to the side before hitting the ground stabilizing herself. The dip cased a powerful burst of air to be released and pushed anything around her away. Unfortunately, that also included Spear and was sended to the tree. "GAHH!!"

'W-What was that?!' After stabilizing herself, she flew back to the clearing, where she saw a horrible sight. *Gasp* "S-Spear?!" 'Oh man! I didn't know he was in the forest! Is...Is he ok?!'

Rainbow dash began to inspect the body, checking if he was just unconscious or something. She then noticed a trail of blood coming from his back and screamed "AHHHHHHHHHGH! S-Spear's bleeding out! I-I need to get a doctor! But the hospital's too far...FLUTTERSHY!!!"

She then took off at sonic speed though the forest to get to Fluttershy's cabin and get help. 'Hang in there Spear! I'll get help, and you'll feel better! Don't die on me old friend! Don't die!" She blazed a trail to fluttershy cabin, she prayed to Celestia that she can make it on time.

At Fluttershy's cabin, Fluttershy, along with Spike, Rarity and Pinkie pie were helping to deal with a animal breakout some of them, specifically the chickens, had planned but failed once Fluttershy brought out the stare.
Pinkie helped distracted the chickens from trying to escape while Spike repaired the fence they escaped out of. And Rarity offered to redesign the coop so they won't escape again.

They were all enjoying the day when they suddenly heard screaming. "FLUTTERSHY!!! FLUTTERSHY, WHERE ARE YOU!?"

Pinkie got excited when she heard Rainbow dash and said "DASHIE!!! When did you get back?! I didn't have time to decorate for your-" She was interrupted by by Rainbow dash when she said "THERE'S NO TIME FOR THAT! WHERE'S FLUTTERSHY?! I NEED TO TALK TO HER NOW!"

Fluttershy came out as soon as she heard Rainbow dash panic. She didn't lose her cool so easily, so hearing her freak out like this cased her alarm. "Rainbow dash, what's wrong? Is everything alright? Calm down so you can tell me ok?"

Rainbow dash tried to calm down as best as she could before saying "It's Spear! He-He got hurt in the Everfree! His bleeding out as we speak!"

The news got everyone's attention. They all looked panicked. Especially Pinkie pie when she said "THEN WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR?! MOVE IT EVERYPONY!!!"

Rainbow dash lead the group to where Spear was with fluttershy following behide her. Pinkie was making a path by plowing a path though the forest with Spike riding on Rarity following suit.

They all made it to the clearing where Spear's body was...only to see it was about to get eaten by Timberwolves! Rainbow dash wasn't about to have it. "HEY! LEAVE HIM ALONE!!!"

Rainbow dash and Pinkie pie began to drive back the wolfs in furious fashion, not wanting harm to come to their friend. The wolfs were started but not about to leave their free meal so easily. That was till the smelled a familiar scent close by. It was Spike. They knew what happened the last time they tried to eat and he was around. So they fled to avoid the same outcome or worse.

When the wolfs left, they all got to see how Spear's body looked. And it seemed like how Rainbow dash described it. Blood pouring out from his back and his eyes were foggy and glassed over.

They all had sad looks, not liking the looks of this. Rarity was shocked by the scene and tried to cover Spike's eyes. She didn't want him to see this. But despite her efforts, Spike still got the see and got angry at this. Who would do such a thing and why?!

Pinkie looked with saddened by this. Her mane deflated from depression. She didn't even over react from seeing this. She tilted her head down and quietly cried seeing Spear like this.

Rainbow dash seeing his body like this, felt more guilty then before. 'This is all my fault.' She kept repeating in her head. Blaming herself for his death. 'Even if he isn't dead, he was hurt Cas of me. How can I call myself a wonderbolt if I'm endangering ponys or people like this. What can I do?'

Fluttershy then inspected the body, hoping she can do something to help. But then she noticed odd about the body. It clearly was alive, but the corpse was like a the exoskeleton of a bettle. Being a animal expert (despite what her test said) she knew the signs of a exoskeleton. And this was it. "Spear is not dead."

Rainbow dash then blinked and Said "...What?"

Fluttershy said with more confidence. "He's not dead! Somehow he was replaced with this exoskeleton. I don't think even mobiun hedgehogs can have exoskeletons like bettles right?"

Everypony though about what Fluttershy said and thought that it could be possible. As they thought, the exoskeleton in question disintegrate into ash. Leaving behind the kunai that stabbed Spear.

Rainbow dash picked up the kunai with her hoof and said "Even if he did get lucky and somehow got the exoskeleton, somepony still wanted to kill him off. Doesn't that still concern you guys?"

This began to worry them. Sure, Spear offen goes off to help save multiple worlds. But getting a villain mad enough to get Assassinated...admittedly, this put every pony on edge.

Rarity then thought, "Oh darlings. If that's true, then Spear could be in constant danger. Wouldn't he?"

Rainbow dash then said "Not if we have anything to say about it!"

Rarity then said in confusion "I'm not sure if I understand darling. Are you saying we should protect him from getting Assassinated?"

Rainbow dash nodded and said "That's exactly what I'm saying. I don't want him to die and we didn't do anything about it!" 'If he ever died and I didn't help...I would never be able to forgive myself.'

Surprisingly the first one to speak was Pinkie pie with a look of determination and said "I'm with you Dashie! If Spear didn't see whoever stabbed him coming, then he could be in even more danger! I'm in!"

Spike was the next one to volunteer "Count me in too. Spike's like a big brother to me and he's always been there for me! So I want to be there for him!"

Rarity gasped at what Spike said and knew she wouldn't be able to stop him. Plus, she also wanted to help protect her friend, especially seeing that mark on his forehead. 'If that mark is what I think it is...' "I'll help to darlings. After all, a lady always helps in anyway she can."

Fluttershy surprisingly nodded and said "I guess that's all of us then."

Everypony titled their head with confusion as Rainbow dash asked "Wait, seriously? Even you Fluttershy?"

Fluttershy then said "After all he's done for us, equestria, and the other worlds he protects, I don't see why we can't help him! Even if we do get scared."

Rainbow dash then gave her oldest friend a smirk. Surprised that she would jump into this with a bold face. "Alright then! Oh! But let's not tell Twilight and Applejack about this, ok? If we do, they would be against this and ask for proof, wouldn't you say? And we shouldn't tell Spear about this either. Knowing his pride, he wouldn't want to be protected like a defenseless foal right?"

The others nodded in agreement. Knowing that both Applejack and Twilight would make a fuss about it and want proof, and Spear's pride would definitely Cas some problems too. So they all agreed to keep an eye on Spear in secret.

Spike also chimed in and said "What about the exoskeleton? I'm pretty curious about that. Aren't you guys?"

The remainder of the exoskeleton remained them of how weird it was that Spear would have a exoskeleton of all things to have. Fluttershy then bottled up what samples she could and said "I'll try and study what it could be. If we know what it is then we might get our answer."

Rainbow dash then said excited determination "Alright! Operation: Secret guardian is underway!" Everypony cheered in excitement! As there secret plan to protect their friend was under way.

Meanwhile, back in coal town.

Spear's p.o.v

"Achoo!" Whoa, that's weird. Was somepony talking about me? ...Nah! I rested for a while in the lounge after getting respwan back to coal town. Gotta admit, our lounge IS a good place to relax. That's when I saw...a blue earth pony with...a white hood...thing? And a green back pack? This is weird. This pony is giving me some serious adventure time vibes...

wait. isn't this? "Umm excuse me, Mister pony sir?" The earth pony turned around and I was right! This was Finn the earth pony! He's basically the reincarnation of Finn from the land of oo. He's basically is a combination of Pinkie pie's hyper energy, Fluttershy's pureness, and Spike's helpfulness. He's basically a adorable cinnamon roll you wanna hug!

"You happen to be Finn the pony right?" I asked nervously.

"Yep! That be me!" He smiled a smile so big it could give Pinkie pie a run for her bits!

"Well, I wanted to ask, what brings you here Finn? Somepony ordered a pie here?" Finn was also the owner of Fimn's piesativate. Ponyville's best pie makers only rivals sugercube corner.

"OH no, nothing like that. I'm the new blue team man servant." He said with a unusual smile.

"Awwww too bad. I was hoping for an apple pie A ĺa mode-" I paused when I heard what he said. "I'm sorry what now?"

"Yep! I'm the new man servant for the blue team." The amount of anger I had inside me had no bounds. How can anypony take advantage of a sweet cinnamon roll like Finn?! The whole "man servant" position was supposed to be a joke from what doc said!

...TOONKRITITE!!! IM GONNA KILL YOU!!!

Before I when on my murderers rampage, I decided to go talk to doc about this. I went to doc's office to talk to him about this. When I saw Sweetie bloom,kp, and keyframe walk up to Doc's office frustrated.

Key was the first to respond and said "Spear? What are you doing here? Isn't it your day off?"

I gave key a 'I don't wanna talk about it' look and said "I should be asking the same thing. What happened to you guys?"

Sweetie explains that Finn ruined her ambush on the red team, Key(in a German accent) explained that Finn got in the way of healing kp. And kp complained that she got mummified AND got covered in rainbow jarate...'ok voice? What are you drinking?'

I was about to say something when toon walked in and said "He burned my shake!"

*record scratches*

...did...did I hear that right? "Toon...I'll deal with your IDIOTIC thinking later. Right now, I'll go find Finn and talk to him. Everypony nodded and was on their way.

I walked into Doc's office where I found Finn "One hot tea with two sugers and a twist of lemon." Ugh, now I'm hungry AND thirsty. "Um doc? Can I talk to you?"

Doc noticed me and said "Ah Mr.Spear. I imagine your feeling better after your...sudden appearance."

I sighed and said "yeah, im feeling better. I'm a bit hungry and thirsty, but it can wait."

I got seriously and said "I actually wanted to talk about finn for a bit."

Doc then nodded and said "What about Mr Spear?"

I then thought how to approach this. I can't just honestly tell him that he's hurting the others, it'll crush him. And doing that is like kicking a puppy. Hey wait I got it! "Doc, I don't think that Finn is helping his teammates very effectively as a man servant. I bet he can help even more as something else."

Doc then had a knowing smile and said "I believe your right Mr. Spear. Mr Finn can be even more useful In THAT position. "

Finn looked confused, then excited about what was about to happen. Hopefully this plan works.

Half an hour later

Me and Doc were in the mess hall enjoying lunch. As Doc was having a turkey burger, I was having a lunch Finn prepare before leaving to the battlefield as the blue engineer!

I then asked Doc "Think Finn will be alright?" As if on cue, the announcer lady then said "WINNER. BLUE TEAM."

Guess that's answers my question. I'll finish up with lunch and then head back on the train to ponyville. Hopefully things haven't gone to the Dimond dogs yet.

Comments

[SonicStreak5344]

This will be fun! Begin the hysterics and Jasper’s antics.

[Twilightsonic75]

I'm going in episode order, so as much as I want to do jasper concert now, I'll have to wait. Have you rest the rest of the chapters yet?

[Postwarmonkey50]

Now that was a ton of fun. I wonder how the mane 6 will appear in Cole Town when the time is right?

[Twilightsonic75]

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Oh, they'll show up soon...but not before another pony shows up. I have plans for a certain unicorn after the robot invasion.

[Postwarmonkey50]

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You mean Dusty? Oh wait, he's an Earth Pony. Oooh wait, I know...a certain Unicorn, aka, future Blue Spy.

[Twilightsonic75]

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No, I was thinking more...violet shaded...and I did say after the seven nation army special. I also plan for season 5 to go a bit...differently.

[Postwarmonkey50]

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Oooh, now I'm really getting intrigued and excited at the same time.

[Twilightsonic75]

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I'm really excited to get to the seven nation army saga! I have plans for that!

[Postwarmonkey50]

I was about to say something when toon walked in and said "He burned my shake!"

That is now how you make a milkshake, you doofus!!

[Twilightsonic75]

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I know, right?! even my oc was in disbelief!