Heavy Rainbows
It started out as a good day. The sun was shining, the birds were chirping, and I was ready to stabby stab more blue team members. As I was blindsided by...a rainbow orb? "TASTE THE RAINBOW MOTHER
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"Wah!" I quickly dove to the dirt before i crashed into a pile of stuff...ouch.
"ugh. That's the fifth time...today." I must've swapped luck with Silver quill or something, cus I'm having the worse luck imaginable.
That's when I heard "ugh. Ten times. That's the tenth time this week."
I got up to see Mandy talking to her...and talk about a roasting. "Awww look at the little alicorn. Ain't you cute. What's you tiara?"
The alicorn in question looked frustrated and said while holding back her angry...which is something I could relate to.
I then decided to talk to Mandy and said "That was a bit harsh wasn't it?"
Mandy then said with a nonchalant tone "oh come on, it's lightning bless. I don't say it to be mean. It's just playful teasing. Toon on the other hoof I'm not so sure. "
She pointed at him and bliss and to be honest, I can be sympathetic to her. I absolutely HATE to be called a rat. And I can Imagine the annoyance she's going though now. "Argh! Forget it!"
Once she was gone, I decided to show toon how a real roast is. "Hey come on toon, lay off. She was just asking where doc's office is."
Toon rolled his eyes and said "come on, don't be such a wet blanket. We do this all the time. She's my little pun-ching bag. It's our thing."
"Sigh. I can't tell if that a thing, or that's your edgeyness talking."
"What was that?" Toon said with a irritated tone.
"You heard me, you black arm reject. I bet you have stage clear track from shadow the hedgehog as you ring tone." I smirked, knowing I picked on a nerve.
"B-black arms reject?! Why you-"
"OH, nice comeback! You must've thought of that one all day long."
"Wha- i- you!"
"Geez, can you stop Stuttering? My daughter can make better comebacks then that."
"Grrrr you little-"
"Heh, think think Doc would allow little foals to be soldiers~ I guess it gose to show that you can be anything you want if you believe."
Toon was at his limit and said "Grah! Get blown to kingdom come!"
I used my speed to dodge the rocket and killed him among us style."Talk about a joke of a Soldier. Actually..."
I walked to the side of a building to style on him and said, "Disgusting edgy creature! Get out of my sight!"
I walked to the nearest hill,Where I then heard...mad laughter? Must be keyframe. Somepony must have called her tall again. I made my way to her, and sure enough, she's laughing like a mad mare.
And she was with the mare from earlier...wait. Maddy said her name was Lightning Bliss.
...OH MY GOSH!!! I GET TO MEET THE RAINBOW ALICORN!!! Ok ok, calm down. Go talk to her, help her with what she needs and MAYBE she'll give you a autograph!
I then showed up and said "I heard crazy key laughter! Came to see what's up."
Key looked at me in embarrassment and said "Oh, hey Spear. Just having a episode here. Heheh."
I had a confused look on my face. But decided to change the subject for her sake. "Right...so correct me if I'm wrong but...are you lightning bless?"
Lightning bless suddenly straightened up and said "Oh well, yes. I am...but who are you? Wait...are you from Sega?! I told them I wasn't interested in designing new cover designs without a bigger pay."
I panicked said "WHOA, wait! I don't work with sega! I'm Spear the hedgehog, umm the red spy here."
Lightning bliss then relaxed a bit and said "Oh good. I thought they were desperate for my designs or something."
Keyframe then had a cheeky idea to get me back and said "My Spear, I didn't know fan of Lightning bliss here. You have a crush on her too?~"
That got both of us blushing as Lightning bliss said "Keyframe! You know I'm a married mare! Look, I'm sorry but-"
I immediately stopped this before it got out of control. "Whoa, hold on! I DONT have a crush on you Lightning. I mean, your pretty and all, but my heart...Already belongs to another mare."
Lightning bliss coughed in embarrassment saying "OH! I'm sorry! I didn't mean-"
I calmed her down and said "it's ok. Your not the first one to get confused and tricked."
Keyframe shouted a "Hey!" At the comment as I said "Was there anyone here you were looking for?"
Lightning bliss suddenly remembered where she wanted to go and said "oh! I actually wanted to talk to Doctor wolf. You guys know where he is?"
I figured it must've been something like that. Doc has mentioned her a few times during our conversations. "Well the doc is in the building on the far side of town. Look for the one covered In burn marks."
Lightning bliss got where we pointed at and said "ooook then...thanks for the help."
She was about to leave when Keyframe had a Mischievous look in her eyes. It could only mean trouble. "Oh, blissy. Just ONE more thing before you go~"
Lightning bliss, being unaware of what's about to happen. "Oh? Something I can help you with?"
I knew I had to act fast before it was too late. I quickly said "Oh umm, don't worry miss bliss! I'll take you there myself!"
I picked her up bridal style and took off before key could react and took off as Bliss said "wha,hey!"
Keyframe looked annoyed and said "Hey, come on Spear! You kill joy!"
After making it halfway though town, I put Lightning bliss down. She definitely looked irritated as she said "What the was that for?! You know that's considered mare napping right?!"
I ended up panicked and said "Look, I'm sorry but I know keyframe and she looked like she was up to something you know? She probably wanted to put a bow on you and make you cuter and-"
It was in that moment I knew...I upped.
"Grrrrrrr! What did you say!?"
"Gaaaaah! I'm sorry I'm sorry! I didn't mean to call you that! I was just trying to help!"
Lightning bliss then said, "hmph. I could've gotten out of it."
I sighed and said "I was just trying to help."
Lightning bliss then sighed and Said "look, I'm sorry about snapping at you earlier. Can...can we head over to Doc's office? I'll explain it then."
I nodded and began to lead her lead her to Doc's office. When we arrived, Lightning bliss seemed to still be frustrated about earlier. I knocked to let Doc know we're here. "Hey Doc? You in here?"
Doc looked up from his paper work and said "Ah, Mr Spear, what brings you here?" I walked in and let Lightning bliss float in. Doc then said "Ah miss bliss. I'm surprised you made the trip all the way out to the badlands."
Lightning bliss then replied with a monotone voice saying "Rainbow travel has its perks. And it's disadvantages."
Dr. Wolf, having knowing lightning bliss for longer then me, then asked her "Is something the matter Lightning? You don't seem to be your usual cheerful self today."
Lightning bliss sighed, knowing Doc knew her the best and said "Well Doc, I came to talk to you about the editing portion of your project and-"
Doc stopped her mid sentence and said "Ah- no breaking the fourth wall please, Ms. Bliss."
"Oh,sorry Doc."
Ok...how did they- "you too Mr.Spear." -wha?
Lightning bliss, after correcting herself said "Anyways, as soon as I get here, I am met with cuteness over cuteness comments. Not once, has anypony here taking me seriously!"
I started to feel bad for her as I know that feeling. Princess Celestia in the past always thought my training was unnecessary since equestria was in peace, and it would frustrate me to no end. Like seriously, I'm a mobiun sayain warrior for luna's sake! I should be taken more seriously!
"I know the feeling Ms. Bliss. Like they only see you as a weakling that can't handle themselves. ARGH! I hate that!" I said in frustration. Not knowing I released my inner thoughts for a second there.
"Right?! I just don't get it! I can a very determined, if not a serious pony-" While Lightning bliss was going on her rant, she accidentally tripped on her tail and fell over.
"Ummm...you ok Lightning?" I said concerned.
"Owwwwch...I meant to do that." She got up and dusted herself off before asking Doc "But you understand me right? You take me seriously, don't you doc?"
Doc, as calming as ever, then told Lightning bliss "Of course I do miss Bliss. I really appreciate all you contributes to our work put here. Tho I suppose I can understand the feeling of wanting to be taken seriously when so many people can't seem to focus on anything except on how adorable you are."
I then again felt for Lightning bliss because again, people tend to think sometimes that I'm a weak animal Cas of my appearance. Twilight and the others have also made comments about out that too from time to time.
Lightning then finally began to vent and said "Right?! It's cute this and cute that! 'Oh look how cute your ears are' or 'Look at you cute little rainbow tail' I am sick of it! Son of a basket eating bulldog, I am so frustrated I could just-"
Cas if on cew, Silver quill showed up and said "Hey doc, have you seen-"
Uh-oh...this will be bad won't it? Silver quill then said "Oh, hey cute stuff. Kinda short for a pony aren't you?"
...it was at this moment that we knew...he up.
Lightning had reached her tipping point, her anger and frustration boiled over and her eyes whited out like if she was a legendary super sayain. She effortlessly picked up the near by mini gun and say "Call me cute! I dare you...call me cute! One! More! Time!"
Everyone one was shocked at the moment. Not because of Silver quill getting aimed at point blank range, but the fact she used her magic to carry Sasha Almaost effortlessly!
While Silver quill said, "Wait... is that a dare or a request? I need to know because...par choice is kinda important right now.
Me and doc ran over to her as I said "Wait wait wait wait hold on a second! You can carry that mini gun?!"
Lightning seemed to snap our of it and manged to say "huh? Well...I guess so."
Doc then added in "And...that doesn't way you down at all?"
Bliss began to juggle Sasha around like a toy and said "huh...not really no."
Doc and I began to have an inspired thought as I said "Are you thinking what im thinking doc?"
Doc turned around giving a knowing smile and said "I guess great minds think alike then." He then turned to blissy and said "You know Lightning, I think I have something that might get others to take you more seriously from now on."
Lightning bliss's face lit up like neon lights and said "you mean!"
I then finished it up by saying, "Yep! Welcome to the blue team as hevey weapons mare!"
She Squealed like a school mare in excitement as Silver quill then said "phew, looks like I managed to Squirm my way out of that one like a rat in a maze. You know what I'm talking about, right Spear?"
*records scratch noises*
I looked at Silver quill with Twitching eyes and said "You have 10 seconds to run." Each word dripped with venom as i spoke.
Silver quill then said "aww...almost got away from this Scott free." He ran from The office as I said "One two skip a few TEN!!!" I bolted after Silver Quill in a blind rage, ready to molt him into a Thanksgiving turkey.
Meanwhile back at Doc's office. Doc and Lightning bliss began to recover of what had happened in that moment as Lightning bliss said "What...just happened?"
Doc sighed and said "That was Mr Spear. He's our new red spy. While he has been helpful around town, he's also been hiding alot of stress as well. Like he trys to put on a brave face so we won't worry. And he gets triggered when someone calls him a rat."
Lightning bliss began to feel sympathy for Spear, as she know how it felt to be looked down Cas of your appearance. "Maybe he can use a friend who understands what he gose though?"
Dr. Wolf smiled and nodded in agreement and said "I believe you are right Ms bliss. Someone- or should I say, somepony, to help him open up as they say."
Lightning bliss understood what Doc meant and nodded. Spear needed somepony that can level with him. And she probably needed someone to help her too. Even though there on opposite sides on the battlefield, She can feel that a new friendship is born.
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I love it and looks like spear and lightning bliss are becoming friends
Now that was good. And it seems both Spear and Lightning have a lot in common when it comes to a certain trigger word.
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Yep. And the gag is actually a reference to sonic and the secret rings.
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Oh definitely. She's also one of my favorite brony youtubers.
Who are Spear and Lightning Briss?
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Spear is my oc, and Lightning bliss is one of the mercenaries from tf2 analysis anarchy.
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Um okay
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Look up tf2 analysis anarchy. And you'll find out.
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Oh okay and what are your opinions on Styx?