The scene starts off with the sound of explosions going off, machine guns blasting their targets to oblivion, and wisecracking like there's no tomorrow. A scene that would make even make a Pyro maniac jealous.
In a pile of ruble, near where the fire fight are taken place, a green mobiun hedgehog with blue eyes, a indigo jacket, a black t-shirt, black gloves, indigo pants,cyan rings on his wrists and ankles, air shoes that are white with green outlines, and has spines that are green, styled like Sonic the hedgehog, with blue Stripes with black highlights on the tips that run a third of the way down from the tip.
He was taking a breath to recover before making his way to break up a fight between two friends when he was caught in the showdown between a white rainbow dragon and an Irish fire lion. And I'll let him explain what's going on here from now on. 'HI there. You're probably wondering how I got into this mess? Well, my friend. You know the old saying, "Be careful what you wish for. You might just get it?" Well, whoever said that I would want to meet and buck them in the face...repeatedly... and send their flank to the void. *sigh* and to think, a few months ago, I was complaining about being bored. Well, since I have time till they notice me again, allow me to explain what happened. It's gonna be a long one, so grab a snake and a drink and relax as I tell the tale of how I got to be the green guardian.
*8 months ago*
This is ponyville. It's a nice little town where one can go to relax, have fun, and enjoy friendships! I'm originally not from equestria though! I'm actually from planet mobius. A nice place that's similar to equestria. Except it's more technologically advanced then equestria but I'm not gonna go on about that. Anyway, I'm a interdimensional traveler that leaps from world to world, seeing what they have to offer.
One day, I arrived to equestria and I loved the peace here! It's the perfect lay back planet where one can relax. Unfortunately, fate had other plans and I was introduced to six amazing ponys and a equally impressive little dragon. There Twilight sparkle, Rainbow dash, Fluttershy,Pinkie pie, Applejack, Rarity, and Spike! Together we've saved equestria multiple times. A feat that's not so surprising to me nowadays but still gets a excited feeling from the others.
Recently, Twilight had just been crowded 'the princess of friendship' and I have to admit, that's awesome! The not awesome part? The extra research she dove into. See, while exploring the ruins of the castle of the two sisters, we not only found the long lost diary of Celestia and Luna 'which is a treasure trove of gossip I can't wait to dive into' but also a mysterious box with eight locks. What dose it mean? I don't know.
And either dose Twilight and it's eating her up inside. I tried to ask her "Twilight? Are you ok? You've been in here for days at this point, maybe you should-" I was cut off by her growling and boy was she mad. Her mane was messy, her eyes were Twitching, and I'm pretty sure she was foaming at the teeth. Seriously she hasn't been this out of this since the lesson zero incident. She then growled "leave. Me. Alone. I NEED to crack this! It could possibly be important to save equestria one day!"
I decided to try and talk her down...not sure what made me think that was a good idea in her current state, but I tried my best and said "how WILL It help us if your too exhausted from pushing yourself? Seriously, you look ready to collapse." That was definitely a poor choice of words looking back as she yelled "I SAID LEAVE ME ALONE!! DID YOU HEAR IT THAT TIME?! OR SHOULD TRY FOR TAKE 3?!"
I knew that she wasn't kidding, and slowly backed away when her back was turned. As I walked out of the library with my hands in my pockets, I started to think who else would wanna hang out. Applejack was a no, due to her chores on the farm, which wouldn't be a problem, but due to the demand of Apple products recently, she's been busier then a worker bee in a beehive.
Rainbow dash was definitely a bust as well, she was recently invited to attend wonderbolt academy and she's been busy going there for training, that and she never quit her job as weather captain, so her work load is doubled.
Fluttershy was a surprise he found thay she'd be busy now a days. On top of keeping discord out of trouble, she wanted to finally get her veterinarian license so she can open her Sanctuary for pets and wild animals so she can give them check ups, so she's been studying like crazy to make sure she passes.
Pinkie pie has been extremely busy as well, not only with her job as a baker for the cakes and baby sitting the twins, but she birthday appointments have spiked due to so many ponys birthdays being in the same months that she's been more in the party cave then out.
Rarity was also quite busy as of late as well, especially with fashion week on the horizon. She's been coming up with designs while taking Commissions from her usual customers to work on. In fact, Spike has been more that the boutique helping Rarity then with Twilight.
As i was walking past sugercube corner, i saw a flier for something I've heard of before. It read "open spots for tf2 teams. Knowledge of the game is required to apply for spots." I remembered having little experience playing tf2 with my siblings in my foster family, but I knew of the classes the game had. I figured I might as well go and give it a shot...did I seriously just said that? Ugh...anyway, turns out that it was taken place in a area called coal town. A old abandoned mining town that was Deserted decades ago. So I headed out to the train station, bought a ticket to coal town, and headed off.
After a few hour trian ride, I arrived at a old run down station thay looked like it has seen better days. The conductor then said "hey kid, you've heard the tales of this here ghost town right?" I looked at the conductor and said "yes, I've heard it before, 'a spirit is supposed to be hunting these grounds' give me a break, theirs no such things as ghosts."
I decided to dash off into the desert and in 10 minutes, I found coal town with ease, especially with all the explosions going around that was cased by a ticked off black and red Pegasus oc...who's aim was worse then blind Dimond dog, Cas I rocket was aimed at me! "Yikes!" "I dodged rolled out of the way just in time as it exploded a few yards away. Fortunately, I responded as a civilized matter to nearly being blown to atoms. "WATCH WHERE YOUR AIMING THAT THING YOU SHADOW COSPLAYER WITH WINGS!!!"
...ok so maaaybe I could've calmed down first before I reacted but hey, I was THIS close to being blown up today! Fortunately, a nicer dark red Pegasus with...a head set on her head? Huh...at least she's cute. Her name is ink rose, from what I hear, she's the queen of headcannons and a massive Disney fan to boot. FINALLY, another Disney fan to talk about classic Disney flicks with! She ran up to me and said "oh my gosh Mr. Are you alright?" She helped my dust off with her left wing as I got up and said "yeah I'm fine. I've endeavor worse in the everfree forest near home."
She smiled with relief and said "oh thank Celestia. I thought you'd be a goner if you didn't dodge like that." She then had a pretty angry face and said "hold on a second Mr, I need to go and chew out a certain black and red Pegasus. " I decided to wait where I was since there was a smaller chance that I would get blasted again at this spot. From where I was at I could hear the argument from the spot and oh boy, was ink rose MAD! "What the hell toon? You almost blew that guy all over the map! Didn't you see him when you went on your missile rampage?!"
The black with red highlights Pegasus getting yelled at was tooncritic...but he gose by toon for short. Don't know much about him, except he's a Sonic fan like me...so I don't know if I respect him or Hate him that this point. But what he said then helped me make a decision. "Well IM sorry that somepony was too blind to see that he was walking Into a war zone. And seriously, a scourge clone for a oc? Isn't that a bit lazy of design?" Ohhh that seriously ticked me off as I said."Hey! This is my original design, thank you very much! And scourge WISHES he was as fly as me!" I had a smug look on my face and said "at least I'm not just a Shadow color pallet of a Pegasus. I mean seriously, I know it's the year of shadow and all, but you gotta tone down the bad boy look. It's so mid 2000's. Also, hot topic called, they want their emo clothes back."
I could tell that ink rose was doing her best to hold a laugh back, but her face kinda mad it hard to hide her amusement. Toon on the other hoof was ticked and said "oh, you wanna say that again scourge clone?!"
I then responded, "Oh, dose the shadow pallet swap have amnesia too? Wow you REALLY dedicated yourself to the role, don't you?"
The two of us ended up glaring each other in a stand off before ink rose broke us up and said "enough! Both of you! Toon, I'll take care of this, you go reload your launcher. " Toon scoffed and left as I calmed down from that drip. Ink looked at me and said "sorry about toon earlier. He can be chill, but once he gets mad, he can be..." I gave a reasoning look and said "a problem at times? Yeah, I've dealt with ponys like thay before, nothing new."
Ink rose then giggled and asked "So, what brings you out here in the middle of nowhere mr... oh sweet luna, I didn't bother to ask for your name did I?"
I gave her a reasonable look and said "don't worry, it's fine. The Name's Spear. Spear the hedgehog. At your service my lady." I then gave a respectful bow as she giggled in response. "And I'm actually looking for the sign up office. You know where it is?"
Ink then looked extremely excited and said "wait, you wanna join?! Oh great! I'll show you to doc's office! Follow me, I know a safe path for us. " we then walked though the ally ways of Coal Town as the explosions continued throughout the walk as she said "Your not at all fazed by the explosions?" I responded."Not really. I'm usually the one who cases the explosions. So I'm used to them at this point."
She chuckled and said " probably so then." She then had a remembrance look on her and said "wait, did you mention 'the everfree forest' a minute ago?"
I then answered confusingly "ummm...yes? Why you-"
Ink rose then began to have those star struck eyes and said "oh sweet Celestia! You must live near ponyville! And that means you must know the main 6! Eeeeeeek!!!" I held my ears together and said "yes yes, I know the main 6! We're friends, just calm down ink."
Ink rose then blushed and said "oh. Sorry, I'm just a big fan of them. Hehe ummm... c-come on, the office is just down the road."
Ink rose blushed in embarrassment and we continued to walk to the office. It was honestly cute how she fangirled for a moment there. Wonder how she feel if I got her all their autographs?
We finally appeared to arrived at the office building, and I honestly seen better days. Get, and I thought the sonic team building after a financial meeting was a mess. Guess that's what happens when your office is in a battle field.
On the inside however, was a different story. It was decorated in a 1900s design with computer monitors, old pictures of ...humans? Wait, WERE there humans in equestria at one point in history? I'll ask Princess Celestia next time I see her. And in the end of the room, was a red unicorn with a blonde mane...wearing a lab coat? Huh. That's weird. And a ...wolf In a engineer's outfit...that's bipedal and is the same height as me? I guess there in charge here. I poped my head in and said "umm hello? Is this where Auditions are being held?"
The wolf heard me and said "why yes, this is auditions are being held. I assume you wanna apply for one of the spots on the blue team?"
I was about to answer when ink suddenly appeared behind and said "hi there doc!" Admittedly I was jumpy. Thanks to pinkie pie's random jumpscares. I turned to ink rose and said "whoa, a bit sneaky there huh ink?"
She giggled a bit and said, "Sorry about that. I've always been called stealth hoofs growing up." She then turned to Dr.wolf and said "doc, this is Spear the hedgehog. And he came here to audition after seeing the flier." She turned to me and asked "did you get this from ponyville at any chance?" I then told her "yeah actually, from sugercube corner. Why?"
She then giggled again, guess she's a giggler, good to know. She said "oh, no reason." She returned to Dr wolf to say "actually doc, there IS a issue I needed to talk to you about that involved our new friend here. While in the match, toon's rocket launcher had a malfunction and nearly blasted our new friend here to pieces!"
The doc was shocked to say the least and said "Goodness, are you alright Mr Spear? I imagine that getting targeted by a rocket was a nerve-wracking experience for you. "
I could tell that the doc was nervous and said "well it WAS a surprise, but nothing I couldn't handle. Besides, getting targeted by Rainbow dash's and Pinkie pie's pranks over the years, I can say I've become somewhat an expert on dodging."
Doc sighed in relief, saying, "Well I'm just glad you weren't seriously hurt from that unfortunate incident. I will have to Mr. Toon about weapon maintenance before the next match after I deal with our other problem." Doc pulled out some sort of paper and sighed. I asked "what's this other problem doc? Maybe I can help."
Dr wolf began to think before he said "Possibly, this paper happens to be from our former red spy, Gimbins, regulation."
Ink rose seemed surprised by the news and said "Wait, Gimbins quit? Why?"
This time, it was firebrand's turn to explain, and plainly said "believe it or not, he left to become a pirate. Crazy huh?"
I began to think 'why a pirate in the first place?' I then said 'Well...I'm not really the spy type, but if you need someone to fill in till you find a full time replacement I can-"
I was interrupted by ink rose as she said "Wait, You wanna join as red spy!? Ooooh this will be great! You and me, on the same team! This will be so fun!'
Thankfully, doc was able to explain it to her, saying "I believe what Mr Spear is offering is that he'll fill in as our red spy temporarily, till we can find a suitable replacement for Mr gimbin. Is that about right Mr Spear? You'll be really helping us out of a bind like this."
I smiled and said "yeah, that's what I was offering. Don't worry though. even though I'll be a temporary member, I promise to do my best for the team!"
While doctor wolf and ink rose seemed to be on board with this, I could tell firebrand...had his doubts. "I don't know...look I appreciate you wanting to help. It's commendable. But are you sure you know what your doing?"
I turned around and said "look, firebrand was it? I know I'm way over my head with all of this, but I can tell you this. When I commit to something, I NEVER back down. Will I be not so good at first? Royalty, not even a question. But i'm willing to learn and improve given the time, training, and support from you guys. As long as I'm here, I'll have ALL of your backs out there. So, what do you say firebrand? Can you give me a chance to prove myself?"
All I could do is wait for his approval. Whether I'm in or not, I can at least day I tried. That's when I saw...a smile. "Ok kid, you've convinced me. We'll try you out. I'll make a test for you and see if you can handle it. Pass, and your in. Fail, well...will see."
I was surprised I was given a chance to prove myself! I don't know kw if I can do this, but I'm damn sure gonna try!
The test was simple. Sneak to the blue team members and kill them without getting spotted. The catch? No equipment from the spy class except for this kauni. This seemed tough, but not impossible. If I couldn't get to them like a spy, then I'll have to use ninja skills to win.
My first target was...surprisingly, Toon. I was excited to get to kill him for my test and I owed him a beating anyway. I used my surroundings to my advantage as I got closer and closer. Careful not to rise suspension...closer...closer...NOW! I struck with my quni at his back and twisted his neck for good measure...ok, maaaaybe that wasn't necessarily for good measure, but hey it worked.
My other opportunit was a orange unicorn named keyframe. I thought I could use the same strategy I did for Toon. Except for one thing...She was as tall as Celestia! This wasn't gonna be easy. Luckily, when there's a will, there's a way! And thankfully, I had another ninja skill that can help. The way of invisibly. By blending in with the shadows along the building, I made my to the top shade of a near by building, waited for my chance, and threw my quni at keyframe's shoulder! It hit as she yelped in pain. She was wounded, but not out. I think did a swift swipe kick on her side and sended her into a wall, finishing the job! I picked up the quni, and rejoined doc, firebrand, and inkrose. And they were impressed, especially firebrand. As he said "ok kid, I gotta be straight with you. you actually did well! Catching your targets off guard and securing the kill without getting caught is exactly how the spy plays."
I got excited and said "so...I'm In now?!" Firebrand smiled and said "of course, Spear. Your officially the new red spy!" He turn around and whistled saying "he passed the test guys!" I done saw a bunch of other creatures coming to meet me along with doc and ink rose.
The brown mare with the deep purple mane wearing the fire proof suit was Eliyora. Be careful of her temper around her. The hippogriff in the heavy outfit was Silver quill. The local punching bag. The earth pony with the sniper outfit was voice of reason aka voice. A normally chill guy with a horrible Australian accent. The other earth pony with the with the cool glasses and demoman outfit was AnY. A lady's stallion from what I heard. And the long haired pony with the Scottish accent and soldier outfit was mad munchkin aka Maddy. Like her name suggests, keep away from her temper. They all congratulated me for making it to the team.
But then Silver quill said "So your the new red spy? Gotta say, I wasn't expecting a Spiny rat to be our new spy." That got my mind to snap and my eye to Twitch. I then said "ok...one, I am NOT a rat! I'm a hedgehog! And second... " i pulled out my quni and said " you better start running...now." I then chased Silver all around town as the rest of the team laughed at Silver's misery.
And that's now I became the new red spy. Now as how I get into this situation? Well...that my friend is another story.
To be continued.
Wonder how this will go?
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Oh it's gonna be good. But for episode my oc won't be a part in, it'll take place in ponyville.
OH this is going to be GOOD, too bad everyone else aren't Anthro too for this story. I can't wait to see how the rest of this story turns out and I would just LOVE to see what Spear does to Silver.
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Trust me. You don't wanna know.
Looks like twilight is meeting the oc ponies
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Soon. She will soon.
I feel like it might be wise to ask Doctor Wolf if this is OK, given Analysis Anarchy is his concept.
Reference to Sonic and the secret rings?🤔
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Not to mention ToonKritic being around.
That is a can of worms that should not be opened under any circumstances. I know it's because of the timeline, but still.
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Yeah, I debated on this for a long time because of it, but I wanted to keep it as accurate as possible. But, when he leaves the story, Spoilers for that story, I plan on killing him off. Literally. So he won't come back.
And yes, That IS a can of worms I rather not touch AT ALL.
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Oh, hey. Your profile picture is back again. Nice.