I love you, Izzy Moonbow

by Hoofprintz

PUBG: Battlegrounds

Blue : Izzy
White : Jon
Red : Fel
Green : Magik

Wait, so this game is called "Player Unknown's Battlegrounds... Battlegrounds?"

Yes, ma'am.

...That doesn't make sense, does it?

No, it doesn't.

Just wait until we start playing the actual game...

And why exactly are we playing this instead of Apex?

We've got a fourth joining us tonight. Apex only has trios. This game has squads.

We could run mixtape though.

...

I'm gonna pretend you didn't just say that, Fatal.

Yeahhhh, sorry Jon, but I'm gonna have to agree with Fel. Mixtape is super lame.

Oh Iz... you poor, poor thing.

W-what?

We could always play Warzone.

Don't make me kick you, Magik.

Well, alright then.

Hey, Magik. Long time no talk.

Sup, Fatal! It's been a while, huh?

Were you with your kids?

Yeah. They're back with their mom now so I finally got some time to myself. What's up, Fel? How've you been?

Hoping you've gotten better since the last time we played.

Good to see you're just as fun as ever.

Don't like it, don't play with me.

Good old Fel. So who's this Unicycler person?

Name's Izzy! Nice to meetcha, Magik!

Ditto. You any good?

I'm okay.

You think Fel would let her play if she wasn't?

Fair. Alright then boys and girls, we ready to get started?

Yeah. Where are we dropping?

Try to drop safe so Iz can get a feel for things.

Alright, how aboooout here?

That works.

Roger that. You see where he marked Iz? It's the yellow ping on the map.

Wait, I didn't get to pick my legend yet!

No picks here, Uni. You just get to change the way you look.

Jumping.

Iz, you've gotta jump!

THERE'S NOT A JUMP MASTER!?

Not in this game, Uni.

Okay!

You see where we're landing, Iz?

Yeah! I got it.

...

So this game is pretty... Uhm, quiet huh?

It's so you can hear which direction shots are coming from.

Oh... Okay!

You're gonna wanna do the same as in Apex, Iz. Helmet, backpack, vest and then two weapons, attachments, and grenades. Try to get some healing items too. First aid kits, bandages, and energy drinks or painkillers.

When it comes to nades try to mostly get smokes.

Okay!

Next circle's far. Find us a vehicle, Magik.

On it.

Is the M416 good?

It's decent for close and mid range.

Okay!

Found one. Heading back to you guys.

Good. Try to find a sniper or a DMR, Uni. Miramar is a bigger map so you'll need a long range weapon with a 4x or higher.

Okay... Any suggestions?

Did you pick up the M4?

Uhm?

The M416. Sorry.

OH! Yeah! I did!

There's a Mark 12 on my ping.
Blue. You'll be able to share ammo between the two if you pick it up. It's a DMR though. If you want a sniper they're all fine.

So the snipers are all the same?

The Kar and Mosin have a slower reload and smaller magazine, but the M24 uses more attachments.

O-okay.

We good to go? Circle's coming in.

I am.

Same. Iz?

I think I'm ready. I got the Mark 12 and the M416. Is that okay?

Did you get some heals and nades?

Two smokes. Two stuns. Bandages and a bottle of painkillers.

You'll be fine for now. I have some first aid kits if you need them.

Okay! Thanks, Fel!

I've got you, Uni.

Alright. Everybody in.

So this game feels really...

Janky?

Bad?

Slow?

Yeah! Slow.

It is. Cars are a much bigger part of this game cause we don't have things like redeploy balloons or evac towers and on foot speed is so slow.

Careful, Magik. I think there are people at that h-

Really?

Of course.

Are we... did I just die?

Yep.

Didn't they nerf Panzers a while back?

Yep. They added a whole two second delay to shooting when you pick one up or take one out.

Neat.

WAIT, OUR WHOLE TEAM DIED TO THAT ONE SHOT!?

Welcome to PUBG, Uni. You're gonna have a lot of fun on this one.

Game 2

ONE PUNCH!? HE PUNCHED ME ONCE AND I GOT KNOCKED!?

Game 3

HE'S GOT A PAN! HE'S CHASING ME WITH A PAN! SOMEONE HELP!

Game 4

I SHOT THEIR PAN!?

...

I SHOT IT AGAIN!

...

I SHOT- HOW!?

Game 5

FATAL IS DOWN! SOMEBODY SMOKE HIM!

ON IT!

...

Iz did you... did you just throw a frag at me?

...Oops.

Game 6

There's three on the second floor!

I'm gonna flash them!

Make sure it's not a smoke, Uni.

Right! Throwing...

I just got flashed!

Same.

Me too.

Aaaand I'm down.

Same.

Me too.

Izzy did you throw that flash upstairs or...

...

Okay guys, hear me out, that throwing arc is not accurate at all.

Game 8

Nice knock, Uni.

Thanks! I'm gonna go get my ki-

CAR!

Well, at least she's only-

I got thirsted.

Game 9

Alright, circle's close. Let's just run in.

Roger that.

Got it.

Okay!

...

Uhm...?

Iz, you're running the wrong way.

I think my game broke.

Her game crashed.

Crashed?

She's in the blue zone.

Yeah, just close it and reopen as soon as you can.

O-okay.

...

I'm back in I... I'm already dead.

Game 10

TEAM ROLLING IN FROM 300! THEY TURNED OFF THEIR CAR!

I SEE THEM!

IZ DON'T-

...

Sorry, Uni. You ran right in front of me.

S'okay.

Rezzing.

MOLLY! MOLLY!

I'M ON FIRE!

Yeah, we're... we're dead.

++++++++++++++++++++++

Alright, I'm out.

Same. It's getting late.

Three dinners isn't bad.

Especially with how bad I was playing.

Not a terrible night.

I'm sorry guys.

Sorry?

For what?

I don't think I'm very good at this one.

Iz... nobody is good at this game their first time.

Most people aren't good at this game their thousandth time.

I'm still not good at this game.

Don't worry about it, Uni. You'll get better.

You were doing pretty good for your first time. You'll get used to it. But only if you still want to.

I...

You still want to play with us, right?

...Yeah! Yeah, I do!

Good. Same time tomorrow?

I'm down.

Sounds good to me. How about you, Iz?

...OKAY!

Author's Note:

So if you don't play PUBG you probably won't really get this chapter. That'll happen if you're unfamiliar with what they're doing. Next time will be a movie.

Comments

[Icantthinkofanythinglol]

Maybe add a key to tell who's who? I assume blue is Izzy but the rest, I can't figure out.

[Hoofprintz]

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Sure, I'll do that.

[Negativity enjoyer]

THATS IT!?

god i devoured this fic, didn't Even last a day!

[Hoofprintz]

11971029
Thank you for commenting! This story is an outlet for me for when I get burnout on my main story so I sporadically post updates to this one. More to come here, just when I have time lol.

[Negativity enjoyer]

11971031
Lol no Pressure.
Also what is the name of your Main story???

[Hoofprintz]

11971035
At the moment, Blooming Days. But just a heads up, it's a far cry from this one.