• Published 28th Dec 2011
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Why me? - Ice



A human wakes in everfree forest only to find he's in equestria how will he react? find out now

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Why not?

"HHHEEELLLPPP" screamed Soarin as he flew down the street full speed

"GET YOUR DONKEY ASS FACE BACK HERE" roared Brice he was slowly gaining on Soarin with his only focus getting some revenge because of this he didn't notice a small trip wire on the path."AAAAUUUUGGGGHHHH WHAT THE HELL"
he shouted as he was trapped in a net hanging from a lamp post the next few words he heard were ones that would scar him for the rest of his life

"CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS REVENGE HELPERS,YAY" like clockwork he saw two figures which he reconized as Blue Breeze and Zephyr

"Brice" they said simoutainouslay

"Gentlemen" he said in his best spy voice

"Gentle is not a good word right now" said Blue breeze

"Look I'm sorry okay plus *he looked behind him* never mind he's gone now"

"Well then I suppose you'll have plenty of time to glue yourself back together then" said Blue with an evil smile

"What do you mean?"

"You'll see" said Zephyr as he threw the net over his back with Blue carrying some of the weight with his forehoofs.They were all silent until they reached a cliff Brice instanly knew what they were going to do."NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO you are not doing this guys" the duo shared a small chuckle

"Why not?
[meanwhile at Sugercube Corner]

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it's funny cause it's the name of the chapter" laughed Pinkie

[And back to the plot]

"Any last words" asked Zephyr

"Just one" Brice said with a smug smile,he whipped out a pair of sunglasses

"YYYYHHHHHEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH" he shouted breaking the net

"Heh...oh shit" as gravity began to take effect "HHHHHHHEEEEEEELLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPP" he screamed as he hit the ground full force and head first creating a massive dust cloud.

"You think he'll be okay?" asked Blue

"Dude we've done this a million times,what could go wrong?" the duo looked down as the dust cloud cleared as laughed as they saw a now "3ft" tall Brice

"IT'S NOT FUNNY" which caused the duo laugh even harder because his voice had became sqeaky.The pair flew down to him

"What should we do him now?" asked Zephyr with an evil glint in his eyes but to his dissapointment he wouldn't get the chance

"andale andale arriba arriba" he said in a perfect inmotation of Speedy Gonzalez dashing off leaving the duo in shock.
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Authors note:In case you hadn't guessed this is a joke chapter since me,blue and zeph had a joke about in the comments but I might make happen in the story.