• Published 3rd Oct 2012
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60's Era Spiderman goes to Equestria - MnM

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BILLY MAYS MINUTE 2: ELECTRIC FUCKING BUNGALOO

"HI BILLY MAYS HERE WITH THE BILLY MAYS MINUTE. IT'S TIME TALK ABOUT YOUR BROS AND THOSE HOT MARES YOU FIND YOURSELF SURROUNDED BY. WHO WANTS YOUR COCK?! WHO FRIENDZONED YOU?! LET'S FIND THE FUCK OUT!"

"CHEERILEE DIGS YOUR SHIT. WHICH IS GOOD. HAVE YOU SEEN THAT BOOTY?! UNF! I HAD TO STARE AT THAT BOOTY AFTER SEEING MILEY CYRUS'S ASS. DAMN. SHE'S GOT NOTHING GOING ON FOR HER. BILLY RAY CYRUS MUST BE FUCKING DISAPPOINTED. ANYWAYS, YOU KEEP IT UP, AND YOU'LL GET DAT BOOTY!"

"RAINBOW DASH IS CRUSHING HARD ON YOU. DAMN. THAT LIBRARIAN IS FUCKING HOT. SHE'S NO CHEERILEE, BUT DAMN, DON'T LET THAT GO AWAY."

"YOU'VE BEEN FRIENDZONED BY LYRA SINCE THE LAST BILLY MAYS MINUTE, AND YOU'RE PRETTY CLOSE WITH A FEW OTHER PONIES. THAT'S A FUCKING SHAME. OH WELL."

"YOU'RE STILL FRIENDZONED BY FLUTTERSHY, AND FLUFFLES IS STILL YOUR BRO. HURRAY."

"YOUR SPIDEY SUIT HAS GRANT YOU SUPER STRENGTH, SUPER SPEED, SUPER ENDURANCE, STEALTH, AND THE ABILITY TO CONSUME RED BULL, MOUNTAIN DEW, AND PARTY LIQUOR ANYWHERE YOU ARE. YOU'RE JUST LIKE THAT GUY FROM CRYSIS. I'M WILLING TO BET THE AVENGERS WILL REGRET NOT INVITING YOU, AND THOSE FUCKING TEENAGE MUTATED TURTLES WHO PRACTICE MARTIAL ARTS WILL REGRET KICKING YOU OUT OF THE AVENGERS 2. THIS WILL HELP YOU GREATLY IN COMBAT, SUCH AS THE UPCOMING GLADIATOR FIGHT WITH CHEERILEE BY YOUR SIDE. OH YEAH! YOU GUYS SHOULD TOTALLY FUCKING DO THAT!"

"A LOT OF PONIES AND OTHER MAGICAL TALKING CREATURES ARE FEELING LEFT OUT. PERHAPS YOU SHOULD STOP LEAVING THEM AT TIER ONE. I DUNNO. JUST MY ADVICE. I DON'T GIVE A SHIT."

"NOW GET OUT THERE AND FUCKING VOTE." Billy Mays said, before picking up a handgun and shooting out the camera.

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