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60's Era Spiderman goes to Equestria - MnM

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The Infamous Fuck

Spiderman sat on Fluttershy's couch, with the butter yellow pegasus that our hero has become so fond of lying in his lap. The only thing bad about the moment was the fact that the couch, like the rest of the house, was covered in bird shit and rabbit droppings. It also smelt of fermented piss and moldy cheese. The fact the now tainted pegasus could live in this shithole was beyond our hero.

"Fluttershy?" our hero asked.

"Yes...?" she responded, glancing up at him.

"I have something for you." Spiderman said. Fluttershy smiled and sat up as our hero started to dig through his Spidey suits non-existent pockets. Finally, he pulled something out and placed it on the coffee table in front of them.

"Old Spice?" she asked, confused.

"Oh lawl, that's not it." our hero said, as he continued his search. Finally, he found what he was looking for. He pulled it out of his pocket and presented it to the butter yellow pegasus.

"I found exactly one fuck," Spiderman said, holding out the shimmering, star shaped object to Fluttershy, "it is my gift to you."

Fluttershy gasped, her cheeks turning a deep shade of crimson. She knew damn well that what our hero just did was like the equivalent of a stallion asking a mare to marry him.

"Oh... my..." Fluttershy squeaked.


"And then, all the readers thought that Chrysalis and Discord banged! But in reality, they have not banged at all! At least, not yet!" Pinkie Pie exclaimed to Twilight, who glared at her pink friend with the intensity of a thousand suns.

"Pinkie, I honestly-"

"Then, Spidey goes to another DIMENSION and picks up his buddy, the Scout!" Pinkie went on, ignoring Twilight.

"Pinkie?" Twilight asked.

"Yes?" Pinkie Pie responded.

"What are you doing?"

"Explaining this fanfiction to you."

"Pinkie?"

"Yes Twilight?"

"Stop."

"Okay." Pinkie Pie said, deflating for a second, before returning to her old, joyous self. "Hey Twilight, Applejack sent me some of her 'special' brownies yesterday. You want some?"

Twilight watched with a disgusted look as the pink party pony reached into her vagina (you read that right), dug around in it for a few seconds, then pulled out a small bag containing a dozen or so brownies.

"Umm..." Twilight said, barely holding back her vomit, "no thanks."

"Okay!" Pinkie Pie chirped happily as she opened her mouth wide enough to make Issac Neuton have a fit, before emptying the bag of pot brownies that probably smelt heavily of Pinkie Pie's stinky cunt into her mouth.

It was at the moment, Twilight emptied the contents of her stomach on the floor.

"wut," said everyone who just finished reading that part.


"Woooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaah! Another human!" Lyra exclaimed upon spotting Rainbow Dash and the Scout hanging out in the town center, who were casually sitting back and talking over a couple of bottles of Dos Equis. Dos Equis, officially sponsored by the Wonderbolts and BLU Team.

"Yo wassup?" the Scout asked as the mint green unicorn approached him and his companion with the rainbow mane.

"When did you get here?" Lyra asked, taking a seat beside the two blue individuals.

"Earlier today. Spidey brought me." the Scout said, "Yo, do you know if Skittles here tastes like rainbow?"


"Oh! That's my cue." Chuck Norris said, still watching the chaos Spiderman was creating in Ponyville. He took a deep breath and shouted, "TASTE THE RAINBOW," at the top of his lungs. His voice was so powerful, it caused earthquakes and avalanches. Hell, it actually caused a fucking mountain to crumble.

All thanks to the power of Old Spice Odor Blocker.


"Um... like rainbow?" Lyra asked, confused by what the Scout was trying to get at.

"You know, like skittles. The candy?" the Scout pointed out.

"Umm... what are skittles?" Rainbow Dash asked.

The BLU Scout remained silent for a few moments, staring blankly at the two ponies. "Wait... are you telling me you guys don't have skittles here?" he asked.

The two ponies shook their heads no.

"Unfreakinbelievable!" the Scout exclaimed in shock.

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