• Published 3rd Oct 2012
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60's Era Spiderman goes to Equestria - MnM

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A day in the city

Our hero smiled to himself as he swung among the rooftops of Manehattan. It was just like the skyscrapers back home.

"Spiderman!" Luna called to our hero as she flew beside him, carrying Applejack on her back.

"Lawl yeah?!" he responded.

"What are you swinging from?!" the princess asked.

Spiderman looked up and noticed his webs were just shooting into thin air. "Lawl I don't know." he responded.

"Dude, Ah'm fucking starving!" Applejack shouted.

"You got the munchies, dear Applejack?" Luna asked.

"Yeah. Ah got the fuckin munchies." Applejack responded.

"Let's get some Mcdonalds lawl." our hero suggested.

Discord sighed deeply as he turned Ponyville's water supply into chocolate milk, hoping it would piss someone off.

The loud cheer from the town arose from the nearby town, completely shutting down the embodiment of chaos' hopes and dreams.

"Are my eyes deceiving me? You don't have your stupid grin on your face? My Blarg, it must be some miracle." Chrysalis mused, smirking at the draconequus. However, her attempt to get a rise out of him failed epically.

"Meh." Discord said, facing away from the changeling.

The former queen rolled her eyes as a green flame surrounded her. The flames subsided, revealing a perfect clone of the Element of Honesty, Applejack. "What's da matter sugarcube?" 'Applejack' asked.

Discord turned towards the doppelganger with a small smile on his face. "Its..." he began, but he decided to hold his tongue in the end.

'Applejack' giggled slightly as she was once more surrounded by green flames. When the flames subsided, the Applejack clone was replaced by a clone of Twilight Sparkle. "Oh Discord, you don't have to hide your feelings from me." 'Twilight' said, lying beside the embodiment of chaos.

Yet another heavy sigh escaped Discords lips. "For the first time ever... I think I'm bored of causing chaos." Discord said.

"What?" 'Twilight' asked, before she morphed back into Queen Chrysalis.

"I'm bored of causing chaos." Discord repeated, "ever since Celestia was overthrown, and Luna accepted us with open hooves, I haven't been able to get anypony to react to any of my pranks. Hell, they actually embrace it! They're loving my chaos."

"But I thought you would enjoy the ponies of Equestria loving your chaos." Chrysalis said.

"No! I crave the negative reactions! But now... nopony is reacting. There is literally no point in my existence now." Discord said, pouting.

Discords eyes shot open as she felt something wrap around his waste. He glanced down to spot a pair of black hole filled legs wrapped around his waste. The draconequus couldn't believe his eyes. The literal definition of heartless bitch was HUGGING him. It was rather touching.

"There is more to life than chaos, Discord." Chrysalis said, her cheeks turning a bright pink as she pulled away from him, "I didn't give up on my life when my throne was stolen from me. I moved on, trying to live life as best I could. Did it turn out good. Hell no! I have been miserable for the past three months. I was lonely, and hungry, and tired. But I didn't give up, and I am proud of that."

"I see..." Discord said.

"Discord, I must admit, I really hate to see you in this state. I wish to help you, because you have helped me." Chrysalis said.

"How did I help you?" Discord asked with a raised eyebrow.

The changeling queen sighed. "Let's just say, I was rather close to death when you contacted me. If it wasn't for you, I would be dead right now." she admitted.

Discord remained silent. He merely stared at her with a blank expression on his face.

But the former queen didn't feel like waiting around for him to talk. "We need to help each other find new purposes in life, as you no longer enjoy causing chaos, and I no longer enjoy feeding off the love of unsuspecting ponies. What do you say?" she asked in surprisingly eager tone.

A small smile spread across the draconequus lips. "I think... I think I can agree to that."

The queen beamed, making a cute squeaking noise somehow as she hugged Discord as tightly as possible.

"HAH! GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!" Spiderman shouted a couple of meterosexual's walking out of Mcdonalds.

"What are you doing, Spiderman?" Princess Luna asked.

"Lawl I dunno. Let's get some fucking burgers." Spiderman said as he and the two mare accompanying him walked into the Mcdonalds.

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