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Kaldanor


Hi, I write pony stuff as a hobby. As such, the amount of time I put into it varies. Feel free to ask me questions or send messages but I'm bad at responding in a timely manner.

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This is not intended to be taken seriously. It was a slightly silly idea that was in my head and the concept amused me. I will not mark it a Comedy as I don't think the story itself is funny, more that the concept is. It's intended to poke fun of the idea of Warhammer 40k crossovers. It stemmed from a Skype conversation about a Space Marine turning into a pony and crying that they have been turned into a Xenos.

Yes, I did the art. I spent 2 hours on the cover art for a non serious oneshot. I am strange like that.

Hopefully some of you will find this amusing.

As a Warhammer 40K fan, I approve of this and humbly request that you continue. This has potential.

Very, very accurate. The other alternative is MASS MURDER!!!

I know nothing of Warhammer 40k, and yet I found this very interesting. I hope this is continued.

You know, that's very accurate. Finds an untouched, innocent land and wants to protect it both from chaos, and himself. Well done.

This was excellent. If only our other Skype ideas could produce things of this quality. We need more motivation! :pinkiecrazy:

Ultramarine? Quick, check the Codex! What does it say about being turned into a peaceful candy-colored Equine xeno? 'Eat ... a ... bullet.' Huh. How about that.

Seriously, the idea is funny enough but telling it through a letter doesn't do it justice. A SPEES MAHREEN would fight against the Chaos sure, but if their death was necessary, they wouldn't put thought to paper ... they'd just end it. And I don't think they'd feel bad or good about the act, it is the Emperor's Will. Apology is not needed, Brother, only that you act.

Simply knowing this exists is enough, Kal. I'll read it.

Eventually.










Don't look at me like that, I'm honest!

I cannot give in to the hope that it is not necessary, doing so would risk yet another failure to The Empoeror and the honor of the Ultramarines.

Only thing I noticed. Other than that, great read!

That was awesome. I applaud you for this sir. The past Space Marine in Equestria stories I have skimmed usually have him being there normally. I knew no Space Marine would be capable of such.

In other words, you have done this the most realistic I have ever seen. Again, I applaud you.
Five out of Five Spikes.:moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache:

This is actually really awesome. I don't know much about warhammer, but I now want to, which I think means you did a damn good job with this crossover.

Also, moar dakka required.

Yes, that is realistic for a space marine. Well thought through and well written.:twilightsmile:

Make more. you want to make one shots, make shittier stories. This has the unfortunate classification of being too good to quit. Please go on, the emperor implores you.:coolphoto:

Hit the nail on the head here. I never really understood how the Astrates either love or hate the ponies immediately on sight. I'd like to see more stories in this vein. Maybe one about confronting Discord?

OK, this is the Grimdark 40k universe.


Now do a Marine from an Internet Universe Variant's reaction. Either the Pretty or the Angry Marines. Preferably the Angry's, but then again, there's already a fic with an Angry Marine in Equestria.

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that's actually easy to tell the end of the story:
Twilight: This is the statue of Discord, the spirit of disharmony and chaos--
Ultramarine: You have a statue of a chaos god?
Twilight: huuhh... yes---
*BLAM*
Ultramarines:PURGE THE CHAOS WORSHIPERS!

end of story

1967914 That would be a summary yes, but I'd like a little more to my stories than that.

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Alternatively,

"That's Discord a god of Chaos and Disharmony. We turned him into stone and put him on display at the palace as a warning."

"..."

"Did I say something wrong?"

"Mother?"

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yeah no. ponies are outright xenos. and have 2 extremely mighty psychers as leaders and a chaos god litterally at their doorstep ready to be released at the signs of a few fillies having an argument. thats much too close to taint and corruption its heretical. did i mentioned extra mighty psychers and one of them had been banished for attempting an omnicidal plot?

in the mindset of 40K, i say cleanse them all in holy fire.

EDIT: oh, and also mutants AKA changelings. and litterally sombra is a beacon of corruption.

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Exterminatus would be required. It's the only way to be sure.

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Sorry, but I forgot what it was called...

I know what happened in the story though, Angry Marine stomping around town, being pissed off and pissing the locals off. Turns out Fluttershy's unbound anger impressed the Marine :twilightoops: Shit hits the fan as the library was set on fire and Pinkie calls in a favour and asks for help from Creed (who knew?) and manages to get rid of him, Team Rocket style. Other things may have happened but I forgot.

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This was neat. A little weird for me, considering my only experience with WH40K is from another MLP crossover.

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This story is very silly if you know the lore, but still more accurate than most of the random WH40k universe character in Equestria. That was kind of the point. Glad you could find it amusing with minimal knowledge..

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Did you notice the link? :) Archives is actually one of my favorite ongoing fics.

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Yeah, I saw it haven't checked out the story beyond the concept yet, but it takes the whole crossover from a different angle. Honestly that's one of the only angles in which it would be believable so I can understand you liking it.

1396410 Realistic for an ULTRAMARINE. Most of the chapters wouldn't kill themselves until they knew for sure. And then we have the BLUD RAVVENS! Bloody Magpies! I think they might already be Chaos tainted.

4965836 Yes, yes, good for the Ultrasmurfs.
But how exactly would the Blood Ravens differ? How would any other truly differ?

7145431 Blood Ravens take things from Everyone, and are less concerned about committing heresy than they are with gathering stuff.

Also, you brought this back from the dead. My original post was 84 weeks old... Please check the date before responding.

7145449 There is no such thing as a "dead" post.
Not as long as I'm around.

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