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Because Rainbow Lasers Solve Everything

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There's nothing as frustrating like an uncomfortable bed, at least in Rainbow Dash's opinion. Yet a simple discussion can reveal an awful lot.


Written for Bicyclette's Polyship competition.

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Might be romantic, but i am with Dash on this one.

. Poor little guy hurt his legs dancing."

Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gal

Dash liked the term 'fuck buddy with benefits', the benefits being copious love and emotional support. She preferred 'throuple' as a nice descriptor for their unusual relationship.

ah good ol’ direct and vulgar Dash!
 

"It's Bulks."

  that is indeed an important detail!

Angel is staying with Twilight at the moment, after someone flew him into the stratosphere!"

i mean, it’s Angel, so…

The soft giggle set her heart (and certain other parts of her anatomy) aflutter.

  so true

"Tell me about it," her frustrated paramour mumbled, cradling her aching back. "I didn't even get to c-"

"We'll just cuddle instead. How about that?"

ah what do you call it? cutting off saying something considered vulgar by another word that starts with the same bit? this was almost that!

It was barely louder than a whisper, something that often threw those who were familiar with Bulk. He had a few stock phrases, things that he bellowed into the world as a great challenge, but really, it was more an outlier.

  aww yeah, definitely can see Bulk being this way!

Dash's cloud house was more of a weekend retreat now, somewhere to hide away when they needed peace.

  it only just struck me that all three were pegasi, and thus would be able to easily make use of Dash’s house! ha, that’s fun

Namely, non-existent and laughably bad, respectively.

well that does make sense. no reason for Fluttershy to ever need to use credit, and Rainbow Dash is Rainbow Dash

Peace right now though? Well, that was snuggled between the loves of his life. He'd been on the fence about keeping the bed, but after their first night together as a group, the way they all just merged together into a single, warm, bundle of love, fully embraced in each other?

Well, that just made it a keeper.

hehe! well that explains why Bulk himself kept the bed so far with all its too-smallness and lumpiness. fun irony in just why, and a neat way to tie up the story. thank you for it!

So glad I got around to reading this! Very sweet and cozy, I love it ^.^

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