Correction, abuses the living fuck out of them.
Twilight Sparkle is your regular unicorn mage, and one day she stumbles upon what seems to be a cache of energy weapons stored there by some friendly passerby. Definitely did not fall from the sky because of a meteor.
Read: Plot convenience.
And upon discovering them, she knows what she must do.
Take over Equestria so no one else would dare to use them to harm anypony else.
It's not like she could destroy them or anything, right?
The story is complete, two chapters releasing a day. I will not reveal how many chapters there are in total yet.
And by PresentPerfect's advice, I will not write stories like this by multiple stories in a series! It is multiple chapters in one story! WOOOO!
Chapters (7)
Dang it Sin, sigh... here we go again.
Brings a new definition to the classic meme of "Boom, headshot!"
Naturally Twilight would decide to take over Equestria. It is clearly the most logical option. And she's doing so in a way that minimizes lives lost while maximizing terror to intimidate the enemy into surrendering. Classic shock and awe.
This is gonna be a blast.
This can only end in disaster. And lasers. And explosions. Looking forward to seeing where the madness leads.
Oh Boy here we go again
He's done it again.
Epic premise, excited to see the destructive shenanigans that await!
> has super laser of destruction
> worried about Blueblood getting it
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
> points laser towards Blueblood
But....who's gonna raise the sun?????
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Details, shemagails.
Something about this description does not belong under a T rated story. Can you guess which?
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I'm allowed to swear in descriptions in a T rated story, just not the title.
...I think. Nobody has yet to inform me otherwise, and there's some good writers advising me on this story.
Because you're too stupid for your own good, Spike.
Who cares how she figured it out? Explosions make everything better. Even more so when Twilight is the one doing it.
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But lasers and explosions make everything better.
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Hopefully, he's next.
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hmmm interesting start. Not sure if I find it funny. Her killing Celestia... even in a crack fic... I dunno. i"ll see how therestof this goes.
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https://tenor.com/view/shut-up-man-will-you-gif-18636332
Seriously, how can you read Spike here as being anything other than well meaning?
When used correctly, a beam rifle can be very deadly… ask the Jackel snipers… those bastards…
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Twilight using a Beam Rifle?
Is it a Crossover or Fusion with Halo?
Did Celestia just explode... twice?
Twilight's reign of terror is off to a great start so far it seems.
hope there's a halo 1 fuel-rod tucked away in there for the extra spodey-ness
Goodbuy Luna
Twilight's going to end up ruling over a cinder, isn't she? That or the lasers' power sources will be exhausted and everything will collapse. Really a question of seeing which one happens first. (Or someone just stabs her in her sleep or something, but now we're drifting into a different genre.)
I got nothing
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I have plans.
Plans involving a certain equalist...
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She just needs reverse lasers to un-explode things as needed. Easy as Pie.
I half wouldn't be surprised if the real Grogar show ups and be proud of all the fear and terror twilight has spread.
That is an awesome title if you ask me 😁.
... Did you have to kill Luna? Black snooty is fine.
Minatours, Centaurs, hippogriffs (and by extension, seaponies), diamond dogs, the Abyssinians, parrot species from the movie, probably more feel free to reply with any left out
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You can be both well-meaning and dumb as a post. In the main cast of this show alone you also have Rainbow Dash. (Applejack is at least intended to be the sensible one by default).
" I'mma fire ma laser! "
well that is one way to lose one's head
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Oh hey look your profile pic is kumoko
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Right you are it's from the 2 time she tries to use detection
But unicorns already can short lasers from horns
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But those are magic lazors. Magic shield got those covered. Twi gots tech lazorz. : D
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Hahahahahhahaahahahhahahah
How nonspecifically helpful!
But yeah, Discord won’t let a little thing like evisceration stop him. Starlight… Well, we’ll see.
A good penetration testing team is kind of a form of friendship…
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Good old pentest......
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Ok enough is enough. She killed the best princess Luna. It's time for The Imperium of Man to take the weapons away, and her to find out the Celestia and Luna is the Emperor's daughters.
Ah yes, the glorious randomness that is Discord and Trixie working together. Poor Starlight!
The real winner here is the deliverypony. Nothing quite like getting both sides to pay you for your troubles.