• Member Since 3rd Aug, 2011
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Wheller


Surprise!

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Twilight Sparkle loves to read, and when she picks up a strange little book that she has no idea from where it came. She finds that she has trouble putting it down. Her friends become concerned when she isn't able to leave her home without it.

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Comments ( 87 )

YOUR EFFORTS ARE IN VAIN AUSSIE :derpytongue2:

I think that even from the moon, I can see that RD's little indiscretion is going to be the opening act to at least a year of pain for everyone. I don't know what's in that book that was "accidentally" left unclaimed but it can't help but be bad.

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You can't fault him for trying though......

Aaaaaannnnnnddd... cheating out of fuc*ing nowhere.

When the description of a story tells what happens, I either expect a synopsis or a summary of what happens in the first chapter. Methinks you overshot it a bit :rainbowwild:

An... interesting start.

Starting the story with the element of loyalty being inloyal.

Something tells me that things are going to get REALLY awkward in about... oh... 9 months?

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The gestation period for ponies is actually 11-12 months.

Since the book is like totally evil, I think that she's going to have bigger problems than having been cheated on. As a matter of fact, I think that she's going to be a problem for the most of this series. Check that, friend...she's going to be The Problem for most of this series and the Bonds of Eternity will have to be called in to deal with her.

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Like nothing.

The Tome of Alhazred IS nothing short of pure evil. Nothing good can ever come from it. Ever. :pinkiecrazy:

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Which means that she's going to become something that will make all the other malignant jerk antagonists look like the sort of bumbling boob villains that haunt cartoons targeted at girls aged 5-11. Way to go, Whirlwind: you've broke the world.

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Eh, you get what I mean :pinkiehappy:

The book is so interesting... its like its sucking her soul up huh :facehoof:


Also,im tracking this yet it doesnt show on my list of stuff i track... :twilightoops:

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NOW i get the notice you posted a new story (this one lol ) and it appears, great work FimFiction :facehoof:

I think I am going to end your series at Bonds of Eternity, You're a great author but this kind of thing hits too close to home for me to enjoy reading. So if this is heading where I think it is then I wish you plenty more awesome stories ahead of you.

Redemption is always a possibility

Well. She's boned. :twilightoops:

I was already confused after kindness of strangers :derpytongue2:

"she felt bad. Whirlwind was her friend, she needed to do something nice for him, she needed to be a friend to him, and she needed to figure it out now."

rahsaan: she needed to rape him! :rainbowwild: (continue reading)


"as the kissing continued, Rainbow Dash found herself liking it, worse, she started kissing him back"


rahsaan: wait what?:rainbowhuh: (continue reading)

"The two Pegasus ponies made lov-

rahsaan: :pinkiegasp: WAIT! WHAT!? No! I was only kidding around!

This is MY Tome of Alhazred! and i'm gonna READ IT! :twilightangry2:

Twilight is reading the Necronomicon? Nice^^

88337 the Bonds of Eternity will have to be called in to deal with her.
Time to call in the troops :trixieshiftleft::derpyderp2::eeyup:

Reaction::facehoof:

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At least Ditzy Doo actually knows how to fight. :derpytongue2:

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What Wheller said....also, she has backup in the form of a faction that wants very much to advance its agenda and doesn't mind using her and her friends to do so.

88947Well... yeah there is that...:twilightoops:

OK. Their chances improve slightly. I guess we shall have to see how it all pans out. :pinkiesmile:

That book's having a strange effect on her for sure O.o

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Nah. I'm sure its perfectly harmless and won't cause Twilight to become some crazy Demi-Goddess bent on world domination/destruction.

Wheller would NEVER write something like that :raritywink:

Well, given that Twilight's voice actress also did the voice of Raven of the Teen Titans, this seems somewhat appropriate. She'll be developing an extra set of eyes and asking ponies if they're scared of the dark in ten seconds flat.

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Don't tempt me. :pinkiecrazy:

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... I'm would surprisingly enjoy this very much

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Please. Everyone here knows you have something ten times worse planned.

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Of course I do :pinkiehappy:

I put the ideas above into a bowl and popped it in the microwave to see what I would get. It got up, murdered my family and ate my dog. I'm scared for what might happen next. English is slowly starting to fail me....:pinkiecrazy:

This story is making me wish the emote tray had Crazed Twilight Sparkle

Great. Crazy Evil Twilight Sparkle and robot engineer Dash. This just keeps getting better and better.:fluttercry:

Rainbow could have picked a far worse place to crash, I mean she got robot servants and she is living in the evil lair of some super genius which does sound impressive. I wouldn't mind living there for a while one bit.

Pinkie Pie: greatest pony ever.

Well... after the whole "old world" stint :pinkiecrazy:

:facehoof:Youd think theyd have enough experience with demonic posession to know somethings up.

seriously? two chapters and were already waist deep in shit. thats a new record:pinkiehappy:

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No it's not, The Kindness of Strangers was waist deep in shite in one and a half chapters. :pinkiehappy:

Uhoh....

Also, is that an ED-E clone I see? :yay:

and here we go. the fun is about to start.


and reploid parasprites? hope you dont end up putting a red one in that dies every few chapters.

Great. Twilight Jerkass. Too bad being a bitch isn't the worst thing she'll become.

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Of course not... ED-E has a laser gun.

SD-E has a 6mm submachine gun... :trixieshiftright:

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Owing to lasers not having been invented yet......

I believe that the time has come to:
1) Soak Tome in Blessed Oils for 24 hours
2). Shread Tome
3). Burn confetti
4). Spread ashes on old Buffalo burial ground

Just to be safe:pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy:

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The tome is a very powerful magical artefact. That wouldn't work. :rainbowwild:

It needs something just as magical to destroy it.:pinkiegasp:

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Okay. After the BoE hit it after all hell breaks loose and Twilight goes on a world dominating campaign that is ultimately doomed from the start by her friends and Celestia and Luna get threatened yet again with death. Then we can do as previously stated albeit with a tarnished reputation for Twi. Still :pinkiecrazy:

Alright, its time to go super ritual destruction bullshit on that book.

It always works... unless it doesn't...

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