I am an Argonian. There are those who call me Darr-Ei. I awoke one morning to find an entire mob of people after me, and the guards of an entire city deadset on murdering me. It was an irregular day, yet pretty damn similar to most of my other days. Apparently they think I set up a portal to Black Marsh, so the Argonians can invade. After slaughtering most of the crowd, I decided to speak to the Jarl. I was to explore the realm on the other side of the portal. This is where the real story begins, or so they say.
Chapters (8)
YAY! GO ARGONIANS, W00T!
MOAR
Its 2 chapters in and you haven't mentioned ponies, otherwise very very very good
You earn 4 out of 5 stars
i liked it. it was funny and reminded me of how i play skyrim
Needs moar ponies
And soon.
Cheers
~iraqlobstah
FUS ROH yay!
He and spike is going to have a bromance, i can tell
PONIES ARE COMING PEEPS
GONNA HAVE HOMEBOYS READ THE THIRD CHAPTER AND THEN WE BE GOOD.
Holy God, you know the elder scrolls like me. Most people dont even know what a sload is, let alone who K'vasta is. Well done. Want moar.images.wikia.com/elderscrolls/images/9/91/Sload_big.jpg
152029 Fuck yeah Sload.
DAT GOAT.
That is the greatest goat I have ever heard of.
The goat is a dragonborn I can tell.
Goat is now insta hero
i love you goat
I will never hurt a goat on Skyrim ever again
162114 '5 minutes later'
*you're standing in the middle of a circle made of goats' corpses*
You: Kill more goats!
That's how I see you not hurting goat again...
Let's see:
Mina-Ka is the most dangerous animal around now.
Darr-Ei has started a forest fire due to no OSHA compliance.
Celestia herself appears before our heroic (term used loosely) Argonian.
And Fluttershy is scared of Darr-Ei.
Yep, seems like a normal day, doesn't it?
163563 Heroic is definitely a term to be loosely applied. Also, no one seemed to have a serious reaction over what happened to Fluttershy.
Make more chapters and I will not have to call the valient and noble of Sovngard upon you!
4th chapter coming out. Pretty short, like, fuggin, 2,890 words right now? maybe more? Its gon b gud
OSC?
170392 The name of his hammer. The Onyx Soul Crusher as I mentioned in the other chapters. I chose the name because that's what I use in-game. So yeah.
170569 Oh thanks.
Now I shall avenge every dead goat I see tenfold. In other words.... COMPLETE AND UTTER GENOCIDE!!!
More. I. NEED. MORE!!!!!!!!!!!! Make more wild adventures of Mina-Ka.
So I was thinking. WHY DO PEOPLE LIKE THE GOAT MORE THAN DARR-EI. OH SHIT WAIT I KNOW. HE'S A PSYCOPATH.
Wow, this author sure is lucky he has an editor, who is also their friend for this. Otherwise this would be slightly less enjoyable. Hopefully they don't make said editor feel unwanted, as this author clearly has no friends!
Aw come on i need more!!!
188011 Lets fuck.
189801
I must agree good sir!
(me) 
(you)
189870 Dis nigga.
This will be a battle of truly EPIC proportions.
Finish her
So he was made a statue because he accidentally burned down a forest.
Bitchestia.
And thus began the battle of the biggest loudmouths in history.
so. what happens now?
Don't you dare kill my Woona.
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FUCK YEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSS THE PART ABOUT THE DRAGONBORN SONG WAS EPIC. It was perfect for the moment. Oh and Luna's gonna get butt-fucked.
This is going to be the loudest battle in history.
Now we need a Viking orchestra to complet the epicness
192120 Spoilers.
193216 Don't forget Alduin and Iron Helmet, Scaled Armor, Iron Boots, some fur gauntlets and an Iron Sword.
208425 Yeah! you need to have the right outfit to
THE GOAT WILL SAVE THE DAY!
I'm writing a short little bit to keep up interest or whatever. This may be a bad decision. OH WELL