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Flutterpriest


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I haven't even read this yet but I'm giving you a favorite anyway because yes

Also, drugs are pretty serious. If you think you have a problem, reach out for help.

I've been addicted to cocaine for four years and all three of my appendages are still working.

This fic is amazing! I loved every single moment. Who else loved it?

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I adhere to this!

Ah, so that's how the Rainbow Factory stays profitable.

Vomited twice while reading. I think you succeeded in this story's purpose.
Seriously tho, drugs are serious business. Please do get help if you have a problem, or even if you think you MIGHT.

Well that didn't take long did it. Kudos on jumping on the opportunity Flutterpriest.

You wasted NO TIME making this and I commend you!

I haven't read the fic yet, I just wanted to put this comment here first.

I haven't even read the description of the fic, but I bet it's a comedy.

Gonna print out this story and hand it out to kids when they come trick or treating this year

I was laughing too much to see the gut punch coming at the end. Well played, sir.

Well played...

OH COME ON!! I just started watching this episode and find THIS?! ..you magnificent bastard

Tonight, on a very special episode of Diff'rent Strokes Family Ties Blossom My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic...

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Unfortunately, this is a mental health issue. And that means the people who most need the help will refuse it.

“I know a good place,” Pinkie said. “They helped me when I, well, partied too hard. You can do this. We can be accountability buddies.”

I think you missed an opportunity to use accountabili-buddies.

“There’s tons of weather ponies. Like Der-”

“That exceptionally reductive name isn’t allowed by business daddy,” Twilight interrupts.”

Incredible.

Like the speed at which this came out :)

:moustache: Had to be that sink she dated
:duck: He was a dirty type with a mop wringer
:twilightoops: A sink?
:pinkiegasp: It was Zorn ! He was a Bond villain too!
:flutterrage: He was found dead! Someone put Draino in his stash!
:rainbowderp:

This makes me feel sad for RD. She's never going to be the same, even if she successfully recovers. She'll have that attached to her name forever and it will affect any chances of a relationship if she wants one. I've seen addict faces before, it's really sad...

Haha. I literally just saw this episode last night.

Ouch. Ouch. My feelings! :fluttercry:

That was a much, much better story than I expected based on the blurb. Good work!

How is it that I, who had been lurking on this site for so long, have only just now seen someone make the pun about drinking like a racehorse?

strike while the iron is hot

also you MUST send this to John Oliver

If this somehow reaches John Oliver -- Hi. I love you.

After the AI Cabbage episode I half expect to see this on the show itself. And knowing John Oliver it would be right in the middle of a random segment on something like the legacy of the apartheid or whatever

The went from Lol Random and Funny to genuinely heartwarming real quick.

I swear i can stop anytime.
*bong hit*
This isnt a drug

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Between the Rainbow Fentanyl joke and the extended reference to “Party of One” in the episode about interrogations, I’m convinced there’s a brony on John’s writing staff this season.

Dan

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And John himself has been embraced as an honorary furry. That otter 'sona is fine.

https://en.wikifur.com/wiki/Last_Week_Tonight_with_John_Oliver

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RIGHT?! LIKE SOMETHING HAD TO BE DONE

when I first heard of rainbow fentanyl I just knew somebody was going to write a fanfic. Then I saw John Oliver make the joke and I got hopeful. Thank you for delivering!

The prose is good, but the jokes don't land in my opinion.
The dark aspect of it isn't all that well explored (to be fair it's a 1k word fic). Kinda feels like an idealised version of the problem, where everything gets magically resolved.
Still, I gotta give props to how concise this is, and still has proper narrative structure. On a technical level, it's quite good, just not my thing I suppose.

Big deal. There’s tons of weather ponies. Like Der-”

“That exceptionally reductive name isn’t allowed by business daddy,” Twilight interrupts.

I didn't know I needed to hear Hasbro called "Business Daddy", but this story proved I did.

I'm not in any way affiliated with John Oliver. I'm not saying he has read this. I'm not saying that if Democrats win 2024 he'll reference this fanfiction or choose his favorite on air. I can't do that, only he can. Isn't that right John?

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FURIOUSLY SUPPORTS THEIR LOCAL DEMOCRAT CANDIDATE

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Author Interviewer

“It doesn’t matter that Apple Bloom can do an absolutely sick keg stand!”

This is the kind of shit I like to see, 5/7 it was okay

Here's to Dashie kicking her addiction. Not sure what she did, sounds like a lot of it, and a wide variety, but I'm glad she's getting the help she needs <3

That was a pretty good read, Flutter. One note I can give is to watch out for tense switching. It's nothing to detract from the experience though, so nicely done. :yay:

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