A billowing wind whisked through the air as a green spinning portal opened from out of nowhere. From that very portal, three sinister sirens and vengeful Changeling Queen emerged. The Dazzlings… Chrysalis… stepping out into the evening breeze as the portal closed behind them. As they adjusted to their surroundings, their eyes gazed toward the bustling metropolis around them known as ‘Gotham City’.
On the outside, Gotham looked like a wonderful place to live. Skyscrapers so tall they’d reach the clouds and all assortment of vehicles traversed in every direction around the busy streets. However, the city itself was anything but paradise. Deep within its core, Gotham was perhaps one of the most rotten cities in the entire world. Crime ran rampant through the streets like a sickness infecting the soul of the city. From robbery to murder, there was no shortage of horrible things that happen within this city.
This was made abundantly evident as the four saw a speeding car racing down the street. A police car, its sirens wailing loudly, followed closely behind. Two criminals hung out the windows, firing machine guns toward the police car as both vehicles sped off. Chrysalis and the Dazzlings merely looked on with confusion upon their faces.
“So… this is Gotham City?” Adagio questioned.
“What a dump!” Aria cringed.
“I like it!” Sonata smiled. “Reminds me of Cnaterlot City… if it was a melting cesspool of crime and punishment.”
“Sonata… shut… up!” Aria snapped.
“Actually… I agree with the dummy,” Chrysalis smirked.
“Thank you…” Sonata nodded, then pouted. “HEY!!!”
“Just visualize it ladies. A city filled with fear, crime, and all assortment of chaos. No heroes… no justice… and no happy endings. Hmm… I could actually learn to feast on fear; it’s much easier to fear than love.”
The Dazzlings glanced toward the changeling Queen for a moment, as though trying to figure out exactly what she meant. Then they remembered that there were more pressing matters which required their immediate attention.
“Great, you work on that, while we see someone about an offer,” Adagio spoke up. “Here’s hoping we never come across one another again for the rest of this venture.”
“The feeling is mutual,” Chrysalis retorted.
And so, the two different evil forced turned heel and made their way towards their separate objectives. Chrysalis brushed her way towards the slums of Gotham whereas the Dazzlings made their way toward the direction of the ports. No one could say for sure what they were looking for, but one thing was absolutely certain. Whatever or whoever they were looking for, it could only bode ill for this world.
“If it’s going to be a long walk, you think we could stop for lunch?” Sonata asked.
“If we find the next taco stand, will that shut you up?” Adagio grumbled.
“… Yes.”
“This is going to end badly…” Aria muttered.
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With the most rundown and decrepit regions of Gotham City, there stood a massive building surrounded by a high barbed-wire fence. This building existed long since the very creation of the city itself. Built to house the most dangerous and most insane people that ever walked God’s green earth. A facility of which strikes fear in the hearts of the severely weak-minded. A place called…
Arkham Asylum.
Founded by Dr. Amadeus Arkham in the early 1900’s, this very asylum had since housed the most dangerous minds of Gotham City. Even the architect that built the asylum suffered an incurable mental illness. An illness so severe that the last they’ve heard of him, he eventually hacked his co-workers to death with an axe. All to prove that there’s no place in city as feared more than Arkham Asylum and its sadistic history.
Such was the very place that Chrysalis herself sought for. Having traveled a long, lonely road until she stopped right outside the heavy iron gates of the asylum. One look towards the building, and a wicked smile spread across her face.
“Aah… I can smell the chaos and anarchy emanating from this place,” She sighed, smiling evilly. “It’s perfect!”
Chrysalis pushed open the iron gates with ease as she made her way to the front doors of the asylum. Strolling inside the giant building, she immediately approached the front reception desk. Behind the desk was a woman dressed in a nurse’s outfit, who greeted her with a welcoming smile. The very sight of a changeling would normally freak out any human being… had it not been for Chrysalis’s shapeshifting abilities. In which case, reverting herself into a human woman in a business suit.
“How can I help you today ma’am?” She asked. “Are you visiting a patient?”
“Hardly,” Chrysalis scoffed. “I have an appointment with Dr. Jonathan Crane; we spoke over the phone an hour ago.”
The receptionist proceeded to type a few keys on the computer, before nodding in approval.
“Ah yes, you must be Ms. Chrysalis.”
“Indeed…” Chrysalis nodded.
The receptionist proceeded to push a button on her desk, which emitted a buzzing noise. A mere moment after, another door opened and a young blonde woman, wearing a black pant suit and glasses, emerged.
The woman turned toward the receptionist, who smiled at the former’s arrival.
“Sorry for the interruption doctor, but would you mind escorting this woman to Dr. Crane’s office?” She asked.
“Of course!” The woman replied kindly. “If you’ll just follow me miss, I will lead the way.”
Chrysalis gave no response and merely followed the woman through the door into the asylum. As they walked, the women passed numerous different cells all ranging from general population to solitary confinement. Inside these very cells were a number of dangerous, delirious looking individuals. Chrysalis merely smirked as they passed by, as one criminal panted heavily with his pierced tongue hanging out.
“First time at Arkham Asylum?” The doctor asked, mid-walk.
“Indeed it is,” Chrysalis nodded. “I must say this is quite fascinating. All these deranged minds, so different and yet so similar.”
“I agree with you on that,” The doctor nodded. “It’s why I decided to become a psychiatrist here. I’ve always had a thing for extreme personalities; you can’t deny there’s an element of glamour to these super criminals.”
“No you cannot,” Chrysalis agreed. “You have quite the mind yourself doctor.”
“Please, no need for formalities,” The doctor chuckled. “My name is Harleen Quinzel. But you can call me Harley, everyone does.”
After a period of walking, the two found themselves in the office region of the asylum. The ladies passed several offices, each bearing the names of the many different doctors who operate in this very facility. The one they sought for was at the very end of a winding hall. Dr. Quinzel knocked on the door and seconds later, a man in a suit, with shaggy brown hair and wearing rectangular glasses, opened the door.
“Can I help you?” He asked.
“I believe this woman made an appointment with you, Dr. Crane?” Dr. Quinzel replied.
“Ah yes, Ms. Chrysalis,” Dr. Crane greeted. “I’ve been looking forward to meeting you for a while now.”
“The feeling is mutual,” Chrysalis agreed.
“Thank you for bringing her, Dr. Quinzel,” Crane thanked the female doctor.
“No problem!” Harleen smiled. “If there’s anything you need, don’t hesitate to call.”
The young blonde doctor soon walked back down the hall leaving Chrysalis and Dr. Crane to look at one another.
“Would you care to come in?” Crane asked. “We have much to discuss.”
With a nod and a wicked smirk, Chrysalis entered the doctor’s office. Crane took a quick look around before closing the door behind him and locking it. Whatever it was those two were up to, it certainly couldn’t be good.
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As night fell upon the city of Gotham, the Dazzlings found themselves wandering about the docks surrounding the city. All day they searched for one particular location but so far, they’ve been unsuccessful tracking it down. And due to the sketchy nature of the city’s citizens, even the Dazzlings didn’t bother to ask. They had no idea where they were going, but one thing was utterly certain: The whole trip began to take its toll on Adagio’s last nerve.
“Ugh! I’m sick and tired of walking around this city!” She groaned. “We’ve been at this all day and haven’t found a thing.”
“I told you it was a bad idea to let Sonata stop at that taco stand!” Aria grumbled, walking alongside her. “You know when she stops at one taco place, she has to stop at all of them!”
Coming up behind them, Sonata Dusk walked with a smile on her face. In her hands, she carried several bags each containing a variety of tacos. Tacos which she indeed bought from several stands around the city.
“I can’t believe how many places around here sell tacos!” She replied happily. “We should’ve been banished here a long time ago.”
She quickly raced up alongside the other sirens, shoving the bags right in their faces.
“You guys want any?” She offered. “I’ve got plenty to spare; they’re totes amazing!”
A smirk spread across Aria’s face, as she turned toward her younger sibling with a smile.
“You know what?” She smirked. “I would actually love a taco right now. Mind if I see those bags and pick one out?”
“Absolutely!” Sonata giggled.
She handed the bags to her sister, as Aria eyed the contents within each bag.
“Let’s see…” Aria observed casually. “You’ve got your standards… chicken, carnitas, barbacoa, steak… is this one carne asada?”
“Uh huh! With extra guacamole!” Sonata replied. “A bit expensive, but extremely delicious!”
“Hmm… what a pity…”
With a sarcastic chuckle, Aria hurled the bags over her head sending them plummeting into the dark waters of the harbor.
“NOOOOOOO!!!” Sonata screamed. “NOT THE TACOS!!!”
*SMACK!*
Sonata’s head snapped to the side, as a stinging sensation formed along her left cheek after Aria viciously slapped her across the face. Tears started to well up in her eyes, as she slowly reached up to feel her stinging cheek.
“Where is your killer instinct, bubble butt?!” Aria asked angrily. “You are an absolute embarrassment as a siren! Why were we cursed with a sister like you, I’ll never know—”
“ENOUGH!” Adagio snapped. “Either you girls keep moving or, so help me, I’ll leave you both behind and I won’t apologize!”
Aria groaned with frustration but kept close to Adagio as they continued down the docks. Sonata stood frozen in place for a moment, tears rolled down her face. Her cheek still stung fiercely from the slap’s impact of which she just received. She took a look toward the water, seeing all her tacos sinking below the depths. She couldn’t believe her sister had done something like that to her; nonetheless, she slowly followed behind her sisters.
After a period of walking, eventually the sirens noticed something coming up in the distance. The closer they got to it, the clearer the view became. What their eyes spotted was a large building made entirely of glass sitting upon a rocky hill with a stone staircase leading up to it.
The three sirens walked closer toward the large glass building, their eyes catching the sign formed along an archway at the bottom of the stairs.
Gotham Botanical Gardens
“A garden?” Aria grumbled. “A garden?! We’ve been walking all around the city just to find a garden?!”
“Relax Aria, looks can be deceiving,” Adagio assured her. “Once inside, everything will be worth it.”
“It better be…”
Sonata remained silent under the threat of being struck across the face again. With no input on her part, she followed her sisters up the stone steps toward the front door of the Botanical Gardens. Pushing the front door open, the three sirens were immediately swept away by an overabundance of foliage. There were plants and flowers as far as the eye could see. The air smelled of Earth and the intoxicating aroma of floral fauna. No sooner did they take but one step inside, when the door slammed shut with a powerful *BANG!*.
“Who dares enter my domain?!”
“W-W-W-W-What was that?” Sonata asked trembling.
“Let go of my leg you big baby!” Aria snipped.
“But… but… I’m not even near you!”
Aria looked over, noticing that Sonata was indeed a good distance away from her. Which begged one question: ‘What was touching her leg?’. Peering down slowly, she noticed a vine quickly wrapping around her leg. Before she could reach out and stop it, another vine shot out from nowhere and tied her wrists together. The same thing happened to Adagio and Sonata; soon enough, the Dazzlings found themselves completely trapped.
“What’s going on here?!” Adagio struggled.
“I don’t know,” Sonata squeaked. “But this situation always leads to something… uncomfortable.”
“Foolish mortals!” The voice spoke again. “Thinking you can trespass on my hallowed ground unpunished? Don’t you know?”
The Dazzlings turned toward a giant flower, the bud blossomed up from the ground and began to bloom. Once it was completely opened, the Dazzlings were surprised to discover someone sitting within the flower. It was a woman with forest green skin and flaming red hair. She appeared to wear an outfit made entire of fauna and leaves, her lips red as a rose.
“It’s unwise to fool with Mother Nature,” The woman smirked.
She emerged from the giant flower, which proceeded to recede back through the garden floors. Slowly she approached the sirens with what could only be described as a seductive walk. So alluring in appearance, in fact, the girls couldn’t keep their own cheeks from flushing red. The mysterious woman circled the three slowly, studying their appearances with keen interest.
“What brings such young souls into my realm?” She asked curiously.
“Lady, I swear if you don’t release me right now…” Aria began.
However, her words were shortly cut off the moment a vine quickly wrapped around her mouth silencing her emphatically. The plant woman merely chuckled as she walked toward the defiant Dazzling caressing one finger under the siren’s chin.
“I don’t think you’re in any position for threats,” She spoke. “My babies are only harmless so long as I tell them to be. Should I desire it, they could crush you like a bug right where you stand.”
“Wait!”
The woman quickly snapped her head in the direction the voice came from. Her eyes locked with those of a very nervous Sonata.
“Please don’t kill us miss evil plant lady ma’am,” She pleaded. “We were sent here to find people with unique abilities to join our order!”
This information seemed to gain the woman’s attention as she slowly walked in front of Sonata.
“Is that so?” She asked. “Why should I believe you?”
“Because the Dark One sent us,” Adagio responded.
This caused the lady’s eyes to widen almost in realization before a small smile made its way to her face. She gave a small wave of her hand and all the vines receded away. Now free, the Dazzlings stretched their limbs to get them back in working order. Adagio locked eyes with the plant lady and soon there was an immediate connection between them.
“So I presume the Dark One has already spoken with you?” Adagio questioned.
“I was approached some time ago by a being dressed in robes black as night,” The lady responded. “He offered me the opportunity to bring Gotham back to the weeds.”
“What he offers is true,” Adagio confirmed. “However, there are those who stand in our way. If you want what you seek, you would be wise to help us kill them… before they harm all the gifts of nature.”
The plant lady gave a small smirk as she reached out. As if by command, a small vine wrapped lovingly around her arm, and she began to brush it affectionately as if it were a pet.
“The fools you speak of will make wonderful appetizers for my babies.”
This caused Adagio to smile with wicked satisfaction. Clearly, this woman was powerful enough to influence fauna and plant life at will. And this was only a fraction of what the Sirens were able to see. Just who knows what else this woman was capable of?”
“If we’re going to work together, we should at least be on a first name basis,” The lead siren suggested. “My name is Adagio, Adagio Dazzle. These are my sisters: Aria Blaze and Sonata Dusk.”
Sonata merely gave a small nervous wave behind Aria, who merely rolled her eyes in annoyance.
“So… what might we call you?” Adagio asked.
To which the plant lady gave another evil smirk, as she reached out to extend a hand…
“Poison… Poison Ivy.”
O... M... G...
While our heroes get acquainted with Mr. Bruce Wayne, the villains have been rather busy themselves. With Chrysalis running up with Dr. Jonathan Crane, whom will play a massive role in this movie, and the Sirens run into a DC villains favorite, Poison Ivy. In addition, we also meet a fan favorite in Harleen Quinzel. What role will she have in this movie? Can't really give that one away. Also as far as how this chapter turned out, I really feel bad for Sonata at this point. She just can't catch a break.
Harley AND Ivy are in this? Oh, man. I can only imagine how things will turn out when or if the ponies come face-to-face with either of them.
Extra Cut
Somewhere in Gotham City, I, Phantom-Dragon, and my ragtag group, consisting Carrie White, Derrick, HunterBrony, and Mina were roaming the streets.
We’re still on the run from the assailants who are armed to the teeth to off Carrie. Luckily, I have a plan.
Me: (Whistling for the dog) “Yoo-hoo! Here girl!” (Squeaks a squeaky toy a few times) “Who’s a good doggy?”
Derrick: (To me) “Uh, sir? Not to question your method with dogs. But isn’t the idea is to NOT call their attack dog?”
Me: (To Derrick) “I got this. The plan is that I’ll keep their dog distracted, while you guys make a run for it.”
Mina: (To me) “You just wanted to pet their dog…”
Right on cue, a hellhound appeared. And she was looking really mad.
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Derrick: (To me; scared) “Well, there’s your dog, Doc! Do your stuff!”
I wasn’t expecting a hellhound to be..anthropomorphic, or even curvy at this. (I’m a married man, I’m a married man, I’m a married man, I’m a married man!)
Me: (Shaking my head and holding up the chew toy) “WHO’S A BIG GIRL?! WHO’S A GOOD GIRL? Want to play with the squeaky toy?”
(I throw the squeaky toy to Loona, and…she ripped it to shreds.)
Derrick: (To me) “Any other bright ideas?”
Me: (To Derrick) “I’ve got a few. RUN!!!”
(We all took off running for our lives with a ferocious hellhound on our tail.)
Mina: (To me) “Guess you’re not good with dogs than you think, huh?”
Me: (To Mina) “That’s not a dog! THAT’S A DEMON IN A FURRY FEMME FATALE COSTUME!!!”
(We’re all screaming for our lives, until I broke the fourth wall.)
Me: (To the fourth wall) “While we’re running and screaming for our lives, let’s see what the Dazzlings and Chrysalis are up to.”
NEXT>>
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Well, at this point Harley hasn't gone loco-in-the-cocoa just yet. As we see she's just a psychiatrist for the time being. But when she eventually snaps... then you can worry.
Now will Harley and Ivy be together? We haven't decided that part. For now, we thought it be nice for them to make an appearance in some form.
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Yeah... Loona is 'not' that kind of dog. Then again, this is coming from a guy who got part of his leg torn off by a rottweiler... and why I hate rottweilers since. Also, I hear today is supposed to be when a new episode of 'Helluva Boss' comes out. I'm curious to see how it turns out.
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OK, I was not expecting to see either Harley or Ivy in the Nolanverse. This will be interesting.
But Aria... GAAAHH! How dare that ct hit Sonata!
Sonata may be ditzy and a bit air headed sometimes, but out of the 3 Sirens she is easily the sweetest. Adagio is an arrogant and manipulative control freak, and Aria is a colossal bch who finds anything and everything irritating to her. Sonata is honestly the only one who is a genuinely nice person. She just went and bought food for her sisters, her FAMILY, and how does Aria thank her? She smacks the food to the ground, wasting it all, and then physically and emotionally abuses her.
I honestly hope that Sonata realizes just how cruel and awful her sisters are and defects to the Mane 6. She deserves better than this.
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We knew fans would be in for quite a shock when we decided to include the two stars of that 'Harley Quinn' series into this movie. They never made an appearance in the Nolanverse, but we decided to take some creative liberties with this rendition especially with the appearance of the villains in the 'Cinematic Adventures' series. We can't really say what further plans we have in mind for those girls, but it should keep the fans on their toes.
As for Sonata Dusk, in a way she's just like Sarah Sanderson. Both get treated so horribly by their sisters, yet they still stick around them for the sake of being a 'good and loyal sister'. All they ask for is to be treated with respect even if deep down they know they will never get that treatment. If Sonata hasn't realized at this point just how horrible those two really are, I don't think she is ever going to know. Hence why she'll always be stuck with those two like glue.
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Exactly what I tried to tell her during the last adventure.
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Plus Sonata wouldn't survive five minutes out in a world like this either.
Looks like we just got a little more icing on the cake, folks!
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That's definitely one way of putting it. But who's to say we used up all of it? Can't really say what that means, but let's just say we haven't even scratched the surface.
I like inclusion of two of my favourite DC Villainous characters of the Batman Gallery, Harley Quinn/Harleen Quinzel and Poison Ivy/Pamela Isley.
I look forward to more chapters soon.
If you are thinking of adding any more Batman villains then if you do The Riddler then I suggest having him be played by David Tennant.
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You’re not the only one who feels that way either.
I to feel bad for her a lot especially with the way adagio and aria treat her
They don’t even treat her like family or real sisters at all.
IF she ever does realize this and leave’s them. Those two will get what’s coming. Sonata deserves respect and kindness from those who would actually care about her. And not abuse her in both physical or emotional
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I know, right?! Harley and Ivy are both involved in this?!
This is going to be good.
Though I wonder who’s portraying them in the Nolanverse?…
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Personality wise, maybe.
But I was talking about voice actress wise.
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Ah. Good to know.
Strangely enough, they actually do seem to fit well and have been casted perfectly if they were in the Nolanverse.
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Their versions of the HBO series?😏
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Harley Quinn is played by Liv Morgan (Gionna Daddio) and Poison Ivy is played by Emma Stone
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Also sneaky batman and Robin reference
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Hunter's Extra Cut
Me: *while we're running, I decide enough's enough. I conjure magic in my hands and blast a freeze spell on Loona and along with Blitzo, Moxy and Millie when they come up. I look at them with an icy cold righteous look* Now I'm going to set you all down. When I do, I want you to sit and hear what my friends and I have to say. Understand?!
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I think he’s a more funny and slightly dark version of the Riddler which was fine for the film he was in but to keep up with the theme and feeling of Nolan’s style of films for Batman I think David Tennant would have been an excellent Riddler since he has been known to play excellent psychotic and villainous characters.
Is there anything worse than adventure villains teaming up with MLP villains? Yes, that other extra villains also appear. Chrysalis already knows Crane, a psychiatrist who runs the most sinister asylum with the most dangerous minds in the darkest city; And I don't want to spolies, but there's a reason he's got a handle on so many wackos with no problem. But he is not alone, there is also an attractive doctor: Harleen Quinzel, alias Harley (who, to be honest, she believed that if she appeared, she would do so in the sequel). Although she seems like a kind woman, we can already imagine what she is capable of when she is pushed too hard.
Moving on to the Dazzlings, the three arrive at a greenhouse in the slums of the city. A natural paradise for plants and living beings... except for humans. There they meet the deadly and seductive Poison Ivy (so attractive that even the Dazzlings have been mesmerized by her, or have they inhaled seductive pollen?), who wants to expand her garden throughout the city. Something tells me that she and Harley are going to get along very well.
But here we must also appreciate that Sonata is already a victim of the abuse of her sisters, and that the adventure itself has not yet begun. It is true that Sonata may be ditzy and a bit air headed sometimes, but it is nothing compared to the defects of her two sisters (It is not yet known if they are a biological family or not). And if Harley and Ivy are like the ones in the recent comics or series, and in the end they do what they do, I wouldn't be surprised if Sonata joins them. (In particular, I think Fluttershy and Ivy can get along very well.)
With that being said, I only have one question: Mr. Freeze, Firefly, Man-bat, Penguin, Hush, Mad Hatter, The Riddler. Will we see any of them in the future?
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The inclusion of the two top female villains in the DC universe was a decision greatly discussed with Mr. Enigma. We both knew that they were popular characters and thus we decided to incorporate them into the story to some measurable degree. I can't truly speak on Mr. Enigma's behalf, but I can tell you this:
Even if we were to introduce more villains in these movies, we don't introduce them because 'you' want them involved. Every decision in the series is based on what Mr. Enigma thinks is best. We at least take an idea into consideration, even if they are not the best.
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Hm. Casting a new Harley and Ivy, eh?
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There're always worse things when villains with common interest team up. How Chrysalis and Crane know each other was likely done as an off-screen turn of events, but he would not have agreed to allow an audience with her if something she hadn't offered didn't suit his interests. Now whether he knows she's a Changeling or not is entire irrelevant at this point. But when two evil minds come together, there's bound to be chaos as great as the city itself.
As for the Dazzlings, we can go on and on about how this collaboration with Poison Ivy will turn out, but it'll sound repetitively similar to the collaboration between Chrysalis and Crane. The bigger subject is on a particular villain: Sonata Dusk. Is she truly evil? Or is she just a victim of circumstance? True, she can be capable of malicious deeds like the other Sirens... but it just feels as though she is hardly trying to be evil. She spends whatever to buy food for the girls, and how do they thank her in return? They toss her food into the sea, belittle her... even hit her. If that's their concept of family, it is regrettably messed up.
Again, no other villains are included until Mr. Enigma deem them so.
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Anyone can easily use the 'standard' casting for these characters. We aimed to do something... a little different.
And here I thought making stories was a hard job, well once my laptop is ready, I think can make the ideas I have into a relatively, but the question remains is who to choose, Equestria Girls or Twilight's students?.
Harleen Quinzel AND Poison Ivy?!
This is getting interesting, and possibly complex!
I LOVE IT!
Sonata needs a hug. Among other things, but a hug first and foremost
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You need help holding off the dog?
Okay. I’m on my lunch shift. Let me see what we’ve got to work on today for the commentary.
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Definitely aiming for a bit of complexity, just not entirely certain to what degree. For the time being we're just jumping around on several ideas.
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You can't help but feel bad for that girl. For someone who's part of an evil group, it's hard to address whether a member is evil or not when it seems like she sticks out. Like a wannabe princess who wants to be 'good' but got sent to the School for Evil. Just saw the movie.
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No need to rush. Just do whatever you can. It's a relatively short chapter so it shouldn't be too much to work with.
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It 'is' a difficult process. Because initially you have this rough idea on what you want to go with. But then suddenly new ideas start popping up, you're second guessing, and next thing you know you're shifting around from one plot to another. Not to mention the amount of time permitted to have the final draft of a story set. It's harder than people give it credit for. It's not just putting random words on a page (A majority would leave the words misspelled which drives me nuts) and just expect everyone to unanimously like it when there are plenty of notes to point out.
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I remember trying to read the books and giving up (but might watch the movie). But yeah, Sonata definitely sticks out in the villains. It's not even that she's just clumsy, she genuinely doesn't seem to bring any evil intentions with her, her sisters just drag her into theirs
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Postwar: (sarcastic tone) Oh look, it's uglylocks and the three fishies. (Everyone laughed at that comment)
Byph: Wow, that city has seen better days.
Sunset Shimmer: Trust me, if you think the crimes were worse all over the galaxy, you haven't seen anything yet.
Postwar: She's not wrong there.
Postwar: Well, what do you expect, the Taj Mahal?
Ahsoka Tano: Or the Jedi Temple of Dantooine?
Katochi: Some planets and cities are beautiful, some are terrifying and ugly.
Zatt: Uh, is it just me, or is Aria getting a bit worse?
Sunset Shimmer: Trust me, even back then she was a lot worse.
Postwar: Makes me wonder why everyone at Canterlot City gave them a chance at all?
Postwar: Like that ever worked for you buggy.
Petro: She tried it before?
Postwar: Constantly, for a queen she's a terrible one, makes me wonder why the Changelings kept on following her in the first place.
Ganodi: Uh, one thing you shouldn't do; never tempt fate.
Postwar: Yeah, but like they'd be willing to listen. They didn't listen to the Rainbooms after they were defeated and they sure aren't now.
Sunset Shimmer: Agreed. I also gave up on them the moment they were reduced to being the Benefactor's lackies.
Galen Marek: Those two used to be threats in Equestria and in your world?
Sunset Shimmer: Trust me, surprised me too.
Postwar: I'm looking forward to the day they fall apart.
Cal Kestis: Wow, what is that place?
Postwar: That, is an asylum. They have different sorts. For hospital patients, for dormitories, for schools. This one, is meant for the criminally insane.
Ben Solo: What's that? *Sunset was about to speak, but Postwar cut her off*
Postwar: Picture someone who has fallen to the dark side. But is so deep in the dark, you'll start to act crazy, and nothing that others can say or do will sway you. Say, you fall into that darkness, and you'll be so crazy...you won't love your parents anymore.
Ben Solo: *gasp*, I won't fall into that darkness!! I love my parents!!
Sunset looks at him stunned, with Postwar merely shrugging his shoulders, which Sunset couldn't help but smile out of admiration.
Ahsoka Tano: Makes me wonder why the likes of her were never placed in a place like this.
Postwar: They did, but she's too tricky to capture and Discord did find a way to free Tirek and Crazy Glow from imprisonment.
Cal Kestis: Is that her shapeshifting abilities?
Sunset Shimmer: That's right.
Ahsoka Tano: Huh, kind of reminds me of the Changelings in our galaxy.
Byph: Wait, how did they know about that?
Katochi: The Benefactor must have placed spies in some of the worlds to seek potential allies.
Postwar: Very good insight there.
Zatt: Whoa, that's certainly odd.
Sunset ponders something, until Postwar whispered to her:
Postwar: (Whispering) In case you wonder, that would be Harleen Quinzel, aka, a certain Clown Prince of Crime's girl.
Sunset Shimmer: (Whispering) I knew she looked familiar.
Cal Kestis: Looks like she's already getting ideas.
Ahsoka Tano: Villains like her will find anyone or anything to use to their advantage.
Petro: Something tells me, she's already crazy, just not fully. *Sunset clears her throat whilst Postwar whistles*
Ganodi: Is he what Chrysalis is looking for?
Postwar: That he is.
Cal Kestis: And so, a partnership is going to form that will get the engines of fate to turn in their favor.
Postwar: *Looks at him with a flexed eyebrow* You sure you're not a Jedi Master? *Gets a shrug and a smirk from Cal*
Postwar: Well, it's a bit city, what did you expect?
Sunset Shimmer: He's not wrong. When I first arrived at Canterlot City I was a bit lost too, but I found my way around eventually.
Ganodi: Wow, she really likes Tacos, huh?
Byph: She's got a problem.
Postwar: No kidding. Plus the other two don't eat Tacos all the time.
Sunset Shimmer: (Looks at him with a flexed eyebrow) They don't?
Postwar: Nope. Apparently Adagio likes Chili Dogs and Aria likes Nachos.
Sunset Shimmer: Huh, never would've guessed that.
Galen Marek: Something tells me she's about to fall in her trap.
Cal Kestis: Agree with you there.
Postwar: And thus the trap is set.
Postwar: In three...two...one...
Postwar: *sighs*, what a waste of good food.
Everyone gasped and were shocked by what they saw, even Sunset couldn't believe what she had seen. Postwar on the other hand gripped his hands in anger, for even after the lecture he gave them, Aria never learns.
Postwar: Pff, if she's an embarrassment, then why did you two drag her along with you in the first place?!
Postwar: *notices the look on Sunset's face* Hey, you okay?
Sunset Shimmer: I know I'm still mad at Sonata too for what they did. But seeing that...I don't know what to think anymore.
Postwar held her close, then looked at Sonata. For deep down, he couldn't help but pity her too.
Byph: Whoa, nice place.
Postwar: Don't be deceived by it's appearance, for behind the mask lies the greatest of evils.
Ahsoka Tano: He's not wrong. The Jedi Order learned that lesson all too late.
Postwar: *Quickly puts on a cursing shield*, Oh go f#@!$ yourself you B$#@!! Why don't you go suck a #$!@# and get #@$! in the !#@!! Maybe then you wouldn't be such a #!$!#!!
After he lifted the spell, everyone looked at him shocked.
Petro: Wow, that's some rough language.
Postwar: Why did you think I added a censored spell?
Ben Solo: Is it wrong to pity an enemy who's been through so much?
Postwar: It's not. Some may think showing mercy is a weakness, but it is a sign of true strength.
Postwar: Oooh, kinky.
Sunset Shimmer: *gives him an odd look* Really?
Postwar: *chuckles sheepishly* Sorry, force of habit.
Zatt: Okay, who is that?
Postwar: That would be a villain who can control people using special pollen from a flower.
Ganodi: Mind control plants?
Postwar: You guessed it.
Ganodi: Huh, I guess they can exist anywhere in any universes.
Ben Solo: Hmph, serves her right.
Postwar: I'd rather give her another ass kicking again.
Sunset Shimmer: You've got to be kidding me, they're still at it?!
Postwar: Why do you think we struggled to stop them in the past.
Zatt: Wow, she's really scary.
Postwar: *whispering to Sunset* Not really, Scarecrow's got em beat in this one. *Sunset nods in agreement*
Katochi: It appears another piece to the puzzle has been added.
Byph: I hope Princess Twilight and the others will stop them in time.
Everyone nods in agreement.
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(On radio) Phantom, it's me. We got a situation. it's about the Sirens. *shows them the footage*. I know we're not supposed to intervene, but would there be a way to help Sonata see the light. I know we're not supposed to meddle, but I can't help but feel sorry for her. What do you think we should do?
Oh dear me, its bad enough with Chrys, Harley and Dr. Crane but now we have the Dazzlings with Poison Ivy, this is making me terrified beyond belief, how are Bruce and Mane 6 gonna deal with this unholy alliance *shivers*, what stung me greatly is when Aria slapped Sonata and insulted her, im worried for Sonata, awesome chapter
Yeah Gotham is one of the most crime infested cities ever. You can't even walk around during the daytime without the possibility of getting mugged even in crowded places.
So Chrysalis has met Harley before Joker corrupted her, and the Dazzlings have met Ivy who is already aware of the Dark One's proposition. And I felt so bad for Sonata after Aria threw her tacos away and slapped her. One of these days Sonata's got to stand up for herself truly and not just suddenly be easily reduced back to being a 'yes' girl to her sisters.
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This unholy alliance with these specific groups will definitely pose some problems for the Mane Six if and when they eventually meet face-to-face. As for what happened to Sonata... yeah, all the Sonata fans are definitely going to have another reason to sympathize with the little lady.
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Gotham definitely reminds me of New York. I'd visit that city, but I wouldn't want to live there. Especially all the stuff that happens in that city.
As for Sonata, sooner or later she'll have to determine a way to stand up for herself. Then again, bunch of folks who've been in her situation would know it's not as simple as walking away from all the violence and abuse. They get hurt so badly that they get scared to leave knowing what could be out there will be mighty worse. Plus, Sonata has been with these girls for years... who knows if she even has a chance at a better life?
This will be a menace to heroes everywhere!!!
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Canterlot Mall Theater, Discord's Branch
Juniper: Wow, is it always like that?
Arctic: Yeah, Pretty much
Fluttershy: I-I’m glad we don’t live there (she said with a small whimper)
Pinkie: Hey! just because it’s doesn’t look nice, doesn’t mean you can call it a dump!
Arctic: Agree Pinkie, there are places that look nice and some that don’t. But, there are places where it makes it special.
Rainbow: Yeah Right bug breath! Like that will ever work
Applejack: She’s a stubborn one, if she keeps thinking stuff like that.
Arctic: Oh Trust me, I say that’s putting it lightly. She was offer a chance of friendship, but blew it and wanted revenge instead.
Sci-Twi: Did, they just..
Arctic: Tempt fate? Yes, yes they did
Juniper: They’re just asking for it, aren’t they? (She ask looking over)
Arctic: True, though they’re heroes who tend to tempt fate aswell.
Pinkie: Well, your not wrong about that
Rarity: She could be a little more nice about that.
Pinkie: Yeah! If I was on a long walk I’ll prepare some snacks along the way.
Rarity: My word, what is that place?
Arctic: That Rarity, is Arkham Asylum. The home for the criminally insane
Juniper: I hate to know what type of criminals that are there..
Arctic: Trust me, there is one villain you all should be worried about.
Rainbow: and that is?
Arctic: one day you’ll see Rainbow, but let me say this, his one of the most violent and insane villain there is in Gotham
The Equestrian girls and Juniper couldn’t help but shiver as they could only wonder who this villain was and how bad of a person this person was.
Arctic: a changelling greatest ability, shapeshifting
Juniper: that’s pretty scary, you won’t be able to know if it’s someone you trust or not
Arctic: you’re right Juniper, though just because she can turn into anyone, it doesn’t mean she can act like them
Sci-Twi: I get it, try as she might she still can’t act like the person she turn into.
Arctic: Right on the nose there Twi, if she doesn’t know them well she will be just be going it leaving it to chance.
Pinkie: (gasps) They know about her?!
Rainbow: Did the Benefactor get there to ahead of time?!
Arctic: most likely, gotta give them props. They may be a villain, but they have good insight on preparing ahead
Sci-Twi: She looks like a smart person.
Juniper: Yeah, and pretty normal to
Arctic: if only they knew..(he said muttering to himself)
Fluttershy:(she couldn’t help but look away holding onto rainbow arm and felt her head being rub by her*
Rainbow: Don’t worry Flutters, you have nothing to worry about
Rarity: she’s right darling. Will make sure people like them won’t go near you
Applejack: That’s, a bit worrysome
Sci-Twi: but, she looks perfectly fine.. and what did she mean by “quite the mind yourself”?
Arctic: if only she knew..and how her life got ruin by him (he whispered to himself)
Applejack: So, that fella the one she’s looking for?
Arctic: indeed Applejack, and he is someone princess twilight and friends would have to worry about
Rainbow: what do you mean? He doesn’t look tough
Arctic: strength isn’t everything Rainbow. (He said as he look at the rainbow hair girl) and once you see what he can do..then you’ll see why he shouldn’t be underestimated
Arctic: That will happen sometimes, especially in a big place like that
Juniper: Still, whatever they are trying to go. They could’ve least find a map
Sci-Twi: Depends if it’s even on a map
Juniper: She, really loves tacos doesn’t she?
Arctic: She definitely does, though nothing wrong having a favorite thing to eat
Pinkie: Aw, that’s sweet. She even got some to share with them
Arctic:(he starts gripping on the seat handle and starts to glare)
Fluttershy: I-I don’t like where this is going
Pinkie:NOOO! What a waste of good food!
Rarity: Now that’s just plan awful! She went all that way to get you food, and that’s how you thank her!
Arctic starts to growl more as he felt his rage boiling up, his hand gripping onto his seat handle more as under his hand it starts to freeze up a bit
Everyone gasps at the scene before them, seeing what Aria had done to sonata. Arctic though, felt his anger reach its point as the handle was about to break freezing it a bit more
Fluttershy: H-How Awful!
Applejack: She might’ve done bad things.. but that right there was mighty rude you Varmit!
Pinkie: Yeah! You big meanie! Nata was just trying to be a good sister and you do that! That’s not being a good sister
Before could react or say anything a thud was heard hitting the ground as they all look over and see Arctic with rage and anger in his eyes as part of his seat handle was broken
Arctic: You have, NO RIGHT to call Sonata a embarrassment you abuse witch! Sonata just wants to be respected and all YOU and Adagio do is be little her! And even when she tries to do something nice, you STILL act like a B$#@ to her! And now you emotionally and Physically abused her! One of these days I hope you get what’s coming, because if I ever see you I SWEAR I’ll-!
Before he could continue he felt a hand on his shoulder he looks over as he notice pinkie hand on his shoulder. He then felt another hand on him, he turn to see Fluttershy holding onto his hand. Arctic looks down slightly seeing part of the handle on the floor half frozen and slowly starts to seat back down, his panting begins to soften and notice the shock and worried looks on the Equestrian Girls and Juniper face
Juniper: Y-You ok Arctic?
Applejack: Yeah Sugarcube, that was a lot of anger you had
Arctic: y-yeah.. I’m fine. Just I hate people like that who would do that to their own family.
Rarity: I agree Darling, she might some bad things.. but even she doesn’t deserve that
Arctic nods his head as he breaths a bit a few times as Pinkie and Fluttershy slowly let go
Fluttershy: a-are you sure you’re ok?
Arctic: Yeah I’m fine Flutters, and sorry about the seat Juniper. I’ll be sure to pay and help fix it
Juniper: It’s fine.. just nice to know you’re calm now
The other Equestrians agree as they turn there attention back to the screen as Arctic look at his hand slightly as small bits of ice were on it falling to the ground turning his attention back to the screen
Pinkie: I do feel bad for Nata..
Arctic: Me to Pinkie, me to (he said towards the party girl)
Rarity: What a nice garden that is
Rainbow: So, this is the place they got sent to. I wonder who lives here?
Juniper: she’s getting angry already?
Sci-Twi: seems like she doesn’t know who this person they are looking for is capable of.
Arctic: You deserve so much better Sonata, to be with people who will truly love and care about you (he said softly to himself as he felt a hand on his shoulder looking over seeing pinkie who was nodding her head softly)
The Equestrian girls and Juniper couldn’t help but feel there cheeks turn a little red seeing the woman that is appear
Rainbow: Is, she the one?
Arctic: the one they’re looking for? Yes
Sci-Twi: and by the looks of it, she can control plants
Arctic: you got it, she can even mind control people with them to.
Applejack: serves her right, she had it coming
Arctic: I agree. (He said and turns away a little) and I would’ve freeze her butt myself for what she did (he said to himself)
Juniper: The Dark One encountered her to
Sci-Twi: and lied about princess twilight and her friends about something she loves
Arctic: Not surprised The Dark zone did that, she loves her plants. All it took was for him to say a threat to them for her to get her to join
Fluttershy: t-that’s another person to worry about..
Rarity: it will be ok darling, they shouldn’t be a problem..I hope
Arctic: They have to be careful, Ivy control over plants is something they don’t wanna underestimate
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Discord's Theater
Granny Smith: "There are those hoodlums who attacked our town!"
Stygian: (Deadpan) "Why am I not surprised?"
Starswirl the Bearded: "Still the same villains we've fought and banished, thousands of years ago." (To Stygian) "Oh. Uh, no offense, of course, Stygian."
Stygian: (To Starswirl) "None taken."
Extra Cut
Yes. And while they're busy sightseeing the city, nobody even notices me and my party's current predicament, regarding three murderous imp assassins, and their angry dog.
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Me: (Breaking the fourth wall) "Including getting chased by a hellhound, for instance?" (Loona almost bit me) "YOWCH! BAD DOG!"
Derrick: (To me) "You said you were good with dogs!"
Me: (To Derrick) "I MEANT NORMAL DOGS!"
Capper Dapperpaw: (Sarcasm) "Cozy place. Almost more welcoming than Klugetown."
Big Mac: "Eeyup. And that says a lot from me."
Garble: "OOH! Burn!"
Ember: (To Garble) "Shhh!"
Thorax: (Looked like he's ready to puke) "No it's not. It's gross."
Pharynx: (Shakes his head in agreement) "Nope. Tried it once."
*Woman screaming SFX*
Pharynx: (-_-;) "It didn't end well..."
Silver Shill: "Hmmm. It's apparent, that those evil villainesses just don't get along too well."
Gilda: (To Silver Shill) "What was your first hint, Captain Obvious? The fact that they called the blue girl the dumb one?"
Starlight Glimmer: (To Silver Shill and Gilda) "Nevermind that. Just what are they up to?"
Cheese Sandwich: (To the narrators) "You just can't mince the bad places our heroes and villains can go to. Can you?"
Random Dude: "And I thought the last place Phantom-Dragon went to was homey..."
Rain Shine: (To the Random Dude) "...Don't remind me. My poor husband spent three months singing non-stop in the showers." (Blushes a shade of pink) "Although...I have to admit, he does have a nice set of pipes."
Autumn Blaze: (To Rain Shine) "You sure it's the pipes you love, or the way he just sets 'fire to your rain?'"
Rain Shine: (Flustered) "...Don't...go there, Autumn..."
Big Mac: "Eeyup."
Marble Pie: "Mmmm-Hmmm."
Limestone Pie: "For them at least." (Rings a bell) "Excuse me? Can I get the Liz Lemon from 30 Rocks?"
*Dun dun DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH*
Tempest Shadow: (Sarcasm) "Hmmmm. Looks kinda cozy. Cozier than Tartarus."
Grubber: (To Tempest Shadow) "For real?"
Tempest Shadow: (To Grubber) "Of course not. I'm lucky I wasn't even sent to that place..."
The Audience: *Gulp*
Thorax: "WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!" (Hyperventilates like Spongebob)
*Spongebob hyperventilating*
Pharynx: (Slaps Thorax across the face) "Keep it together man!"
Silver Shill: "Dr. Jonathan Crane? Hmmm." (Taps his chin) "Why does that name ring a bell, for some reason?"
Princess Celestia: "So...it's an arranged meeting then."
Princess Cadence: "Chrysalis certainly has been busy."
The Audience: (Cringing) "EW!"
Flash Magnus: "I've worked with the latest inmates, over on Pon-Catraz prison, but these crooks are...are..."
Stygian: (To Flash Magnus) "Creepy?"
Flash Magnus: (To Stygian) "Eeyup."
Silverstream: "I don't know. Look at that girl. She's kinda cute! She's too cute to be in prison."
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Gilda: (To Silverstream) "Hey! You don't know those people. That girl probably flushed her gold fish down a toilet, when it was still alive. That crocodile man probably ate someone's hand and then watched them bleed to death. That miniature guy with the big nose probably pokes people in the eyes with that pointy umbrella of his. And that weird doctor...probably watches."
Cheese Sandwich: "Harley Quinn. As in, like harlequin, the clown?"
*Rim Shot SFX*
Garble: "Hey! Check out that guy's name. He's called Dr. Hugo Strange." (Snickers) "What kind of poor sap goes around with a name like, Dr. Strange?"
Random Dude: (To Garble) "Hey, don't go dissing Dr. Strange's good name, dragon dude! If it weren't for Strange, none of us would still be here after Thanos snapped his fingers with the Infinity Stone!"
Apple Bloom: "Well, she seems like a nice lady!"
Big Mac: "Eeyup."
Granny Smith: "I wouldn't count my chickens before they hatch, youngin's. I got a feeling in my bones tellin' me that there's gonna be bigger troubles soon."
Flurry Heart: "...In the words of Uncle Scooby...mother."
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Let's also not mention that me and my party MAY have crossed path with them and...they kinda got caught in a crossfire, with us and...I.M.P. Oh yeah. It's hilarious. You have to see it to believe it.
But it was hell a lot of fun!
...You know, how about we treat you to a flashback? But you don't have to take my word for it. ;)
Extra Cut – Flashback
At least about an hour before
Sonata Dusk: “If it’s going to be a long walk, you think we could stop for lunch?”
Adagio Dazzle: “If we find the next taco stand, will that shut you up?”
Sonata Dusk: “… Yes.”
Aria Blaze: “This is going to end badly…”
At that exact moment, my party and I happened to be nearby, after we had lost the angry hellhound, Loona, and I.M.P.
Me: "Phew. I think we've lost them..." (I looked over to see the Dazzlings in sight)
Mina: (To me) "DOC! Look, it's them!"
Me: (Covers Mina's mouth) "Yeah, I know Mina. But shhhh! We can't let them know we're here."
Derrick: (To me) "Uh...Doc? Sir? Look!" (He points down an alleyway, to show that Loona wasn't too far behind. She had taken out her phone and was using it like a flashlight) "That dog just won't quit!"
Mina: (To Derrick) "She ain't the only one. Look!" (Points up to see I.M.P. too weren't too far)
Carrie White: "We can't keep running forever!"
Derrick: "We're gonna have to stand and fight them, here and now!"
In the meantime, I started to formulate an idea, after I saw a discarded bat, then at the Dazzlings, and then at Loona.
Me: (Snapped my fingers) "I got an idea!" (To my party) "But you guys need to stay low, until I get back."
I picked up the wooden bat, snuck up behind Aria Blaze, aimed at her butt, winding my arms up for a good swing, and...
*Cartoon Bat Hit And Cracking SFX*
Aria Blaze: "YOW!" (Clutches her smarten butt) "WHO HIT ME?!"
The Dazzlings turned around to see me, running away with the bat.
Aria Blaze: (Chases after me) "COME BACK HERE YOU–"
I quickly ran back to Loona, to see that Loona wasn't paying any attention. She appeared to be more preoccupied with what's going on in her phone. I snuck up behind her, with the bat ready, when I stopped.
Me: (Felt conscience taking over; talking to myself) "Hmmmm. I don't know, if I should do this. Especially to a dog." (Sees Aria Blaze coming at me) "Then again, maybe not." (I swung the bat hard and hit Loona on the butt)
*Cartoon Bat Hit And Cracking SFX*
Loona: "YOW!" (Loona jumps in the air, clutching her smarten behind)
At that moment, Aria soon caught up to me, and I gave her the bat.
Me: "Hold this!" (And I make a run for it)
As soon as Loona landed back on the ground, she glared, looked at Aria, then at the bat in her hands, and immediately concluded that Aria hit her. Loona took the bat from the siren, who panicked.
Aria Blaze: (Panicking) "Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a minute! I didn't–"
*Cartoon Bat Hit And Cracking SFX*
I couldn't help but laugh out loud, watching from the sideline, as Loona chased away Aria, repeatedly swinging the bat at Aria's butt. It kinda reminds me of a Tom and Jerry cartoon short, come to think of it.See The Invisible Mouse.
Blitzø: (Chasing after Loona) "Looney! Come back! LOONA!!!"
The rest of I.M.P. chased after Loona, who was currently chasing away the Dazzlings, spanking Aria's butt all the way.
Aria Blaze: (With every hit) "OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW!"
Me: (To Hunter and the others) "Come on gang! Let's go and find some place to hide!" (Looks down at our Halloween costumes) "And maybe someplace to get some new clothes, or disguises..."
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And her butt is still sore from a recent dog attack. Lol
But you didn't hear that from this commentator.
Crazy Steve: (Points at Sonata) "SHE ATE MY ENCHILADA!!!"
Silver Shill: "She should consider working for us. We sell tacos every Tuesdays."
Gallus: "I smell a rumble..."
Gallus: "Called it."
Crazy Steve: (At Sonata) "YOU ATE MY ENCHILADA!!!"
Smolder: (Lowers down a newspaper to reveal she's wearing a bad mask) "Gee. What a blowhard." (Quickly covers her face, before anyone sees where she's hiding)
Silverstream: (To her fellow Student Six) "I...I don't know about you guys, but...I feel really sorry for her. I really do."
Ocellus: (To Silverstream) "Me too. It's Queen Chrysalis all over again..."
Random Dude: "It's a garden of DOOM!!! We're all gonna die!"
The Audience: "Whoa!"
Mage Meadowbrook: "It's so big!"
Mistmane: "It's beautiful!"
Princess Celestia: "It's bigger than our garden, back in Canterlot!"
Starlight Glimmer: "I'm sure Sunset Shimmer's friend, Wallflower Blush, will love this."
Random Dude: "...Yeah, we've seen way too many hentai to know what happens next."
Random Pony: "She sorta reminds me of Fluttershy, when she went evil, because of a dark water."See Ponies of Dark Water.
Capper Dapperpaw: "I know I'm bewitched." (Purrs) "Rrrrr~"
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Me: (To Silver Shill via communicator) "I think Aria should be glad that none of those vines are squeezing her...southern area. She's very sore down there."
Gilda: "Oh, great. NOW they've got her attention..."
Grand Pear: "Oh no. Applejack!"
Apple Family: "Applejack!"
Garble: "Oh, puh-lease. Like we're gonna be scared of some overgrown vegetables?"
Smolder: "I'm already hating that name."
Random Diamond Dog: (Points at Smolder) "THERE'S THE DRAGON! AFTER HER!!!"
Smolder: "ZOINKS!" (Runs away with her 24/7 Championship Belt)
Random Dragon: (To Smolder) "Come back with me precious gold!" *HICCUP*
Random Diamond Dog: "YEAH! Come back here! AWOOOH!!!"
Trixie: (Picks up Starlight Glimmer; at the dragons and diamond dogs) "BACK OFF YOU JEWEL THIEVING SCOUNDRELS!!!" (Cocks Starlight Glimmer like a gun) "That gold–*HIC*–en belt has Trixie's name on it...IN GOLD!" *HICCUP*
Capper Dapperpaw: (At the Gold Fever episode in the Theater) "Sufferin' Succotash."
Tempest Shadow: "GREAT! As if we've already got a crazy movie going on wasn't enough, no we're IN one...with these looneys."
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(To PostWar)
Me: "My group and I are currently busy with a trio of imp assassins, and a hellhound, sent to kill Carrie by her former bully and psychotic mother! We've lost them for now. Regarding Sonata, maybe try communicating with her, in her head? Y'know, maybe be her...conscience?"
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Extra Cut
Unfortunately, no sooner did you (Hunter) set them down, when Blitzo, Moxxie, and Millie proceeded to open fire on us, attempting to off us all. We barely got away.
Me: "I'm afraid talking's cheap, Hunter. RUN AWAY!"
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