Twilight is tired of villains breaking into her castle, so she calls the other mane six for suggestions
and applejack has a rather odd one
I don't know what I am doing.
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'MERICA!!!!
Very poorly formatted, but the reference is nice.
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Yeah I'm still new at this
I shall grant you a thumbs-up for pony-fying that wonderful copypasta, but the execution could use some work. Assuming you're not just shitposting for the lols on Independence day:
1) Dialouge from a new character begins a new paragraph
2) If that makes most of the paragraphs a single sentence, there's not enough description to give the dialogue room to breathe.
3) Show, don't tell. Instead of Twi telling the rest of the Mane 6 (and by extension the reader) she's been dealing with ruffians trespassing in her home, perhaps one of those instances could be the introductory scene.
Of course, the more seriously the story is put together, the less it makes sense. Why would Twiggles need an implement of lethal force? She herself is quite capable of dispatching a foolhardy burglar as lethally as she wishes via magic. Hence, I'm going to assume this is just a goof on a copypasta.
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thanks for the advise, and yeah this was suppose to be a short story based on the copypasta but I really didn’t know how to format it in the form of a fanfic
Spike you're late
Sorry on the way to the castle Bon Bons house exploded and peppered my but with grape shot , but I got it
It's about time Precious Scales
380 Mossgerg and a M-2 fifty cal and three thousand rounds Oh and a surplus Atomic bomb
Wut?
Real mares love power and Bits or Dragon that can reach out and touch some creature
but a bomb?
That's mine!
cool apples
Pinkie...
As a moderately redeemable black man would say.
"If I'm robbing a pony, and it calls me a ruffian, bro I'm just walking back out the door"
Great job dude.
Villain problems require American solutions
If I’m robbing somepony’s farm and they call me a “ruffian” I’m just walking back out the door, there is nothing on that farm worth taking.
11293439 Duly noted... *Alondro's hidden mountains of gold are secure!*
Fools... all of them! FOOLS!! MUWAH HA HA HA HA!!
11293394 Do you know how many movie villains would be solved with the obvious answer to the single old TV Trope "Why Don't We Just Shoot Them?"
Hannibal Lecter? BOOM! DEAD!!
Joker? BOOM! DEAD!!
James Bond? BOOM! DEAD!! (Alondro works for S.P.E.C.T.R.E....)
A 'ruffian' breaks into Alondro's barn! Alondro oozes out like only an Alondro can... and grins... "Pecking order!"
The ruffian wishes he was already dead at that moment.
if pinkie has a cannon it's not so unbelievable that AJ has one too
good fic
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ah good point
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thanks
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I see you are a man of shit post and badgers as well
Pinkie should be capitalized
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You know, I often see this being questioned. Why not just execute the villain? But it occurs to me it's a rather uniquely American question because most of the civilised word has long since abolished the death penalty on principle. Wouldn't even occur to them. For most people You would have to pass specific legislation to bring *back* the death penalty, (somehow circumvent laws that forbid 'particular punishment' where a law can it made explicitly to target a single person) then execute them. Assuming of course the joker (Who can't escape Arkham whenever the feels like it) couldn't escape his execution.
Technically speaking I think Not Executing the joker saves more lives than it costs, because he spends some of his time in Arkham. Whereas it he would face the deAth penalty he has no reason not to escape day 1 and spend *no* time in Arkam. Not executing the Joker gives everyone time to breathe. Too recover and rebuild. *Trying* to execute him would probably end with a Judge with a Joker Grin and a bomb that detonated on a gaval strike.
So you are back to why doesn't someone *murder* the joker. Before trial. But then you're not just talking about *executing* him but straight up killing him, no trial and no process. WHich... Seems like soft of thing heroes would refuse to do.
So then you are left with Anti Heroes. Why having people like Red Hood or Punisher killed all the villains? Anne the answer to that is that are simply unable to. If Red Hood for his hands on Joker he wouldn't hesitate.
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You mean this gold * points to a mountain of gold behind him*
FINALLY!!!! someone did this, i tip my hat of to you.
11294167 Alondro hmms, "Yes, that's the cursed gold I've been trying to get rid of for 5,000 years. Thanks!"
Alondro is TOO GENRE-SAVVY FOR HIS SHIRT!! AND HIS PANTS!! Alondro is now nekkid. You may vomit at your leisure.
11294163 The Joker isn't real. He escapes because THE PLOT. You can kill everyone in a comic, then bring them right back in the next issue, or hell, on the very next PAGE. It's mostly bad writing, but it can still be done because FICTIONAL CHARACTERS DON'T EXIST. Therefore, basing what you do in THE REAL WORLD on what occurs in FICTION is delusional to the utmost degree.
Seriously, this generation's grasp on the difference between fantasy and reality is laughably broken. Especially in New York City... my god, are they stupid.
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Oops I didn't catch that
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agreed but flordians meanwhile
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you do reliaze that the joker has more people killed over 1,028 people right plus among other things and its all there and witness so no fiar trail at all just put him on death row and get down with it.
Plus at least red robin is actually doing what a sane person would do instead of letting him go everytime.
Also I think batman just does that to stay in the crime fighting game or to stay active
I am right?
I agree with fluttershy.
Plus the guards are really unless
yeah that is why your home and equsetria got iinvaded three f**king times with that kind of thinking twilight
oh dash *puts hand on her shoulder* much to learn you still have, much to learn
‘Kay?
Russian Badger... Top five shit poster YouTubers.
11294508 I made Florida what it is. It's merely one part in my Master Plan.
In 2032, Alondro becomes God-Emperor. All the fools are MY puppets! Even Winnie Xi Poop and Pootin! YOU ARE ALL MY SLAVES, BECAUSE I AM EVIL CHARLES XAVIER!! YES! I HAVE BEEN ONSLAUGHT THE ENTIRE TIME!! MUWAH HA HA HA!!
....
And I'm only dragging this out because it amuses me. So there.
11294511 This is why we need the Psycorp!
YOU WILL TRUST THE TELEPATHS....
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Alondro looks in the mirror, "I am an AWESOME monster!" And then there's Alondro....
11295194 yes
Recorded for the audio version. Some of that grammar was a bit rough, started out correcting some of it as I read, but realized maybe it will make it funnier, like a troll fic, to read it as written.
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Oh oops I didn't see the grammar mistakes
edit: man my grammar does suck
This is, as the kids would say, based.
"Just as the Founding Fathers intended."
No matter how many times I read or hear this it always makes me laugh. Nice S-post friend