shortdesc
Zephyr Breeze announces to Rainbow Dash that he's been seeing someone, and no longer has any interest in pursuing her. Rainbow Dash is initially relieved.
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my B story for Pride Month 2022. it's still Pride Month somewhere!
the first draft of this story was an entry in the Quills and Sofas Speedwriting "B is for Bisexual" Contest
Yes
Extremely zephyr, very breeze
And a wonderful night was had by all
Sweet mother of Celestia!
This, fillies and gentlecolts, is what is called a power move.
I laughed.
Since Rainbow mentioned her parents wanting to tell her something, and putting the constant use of “beau” (bow) into context, I’m gonna predict that Zephyr is bucking Rainbow’s dad “Beau” Hothoof.
END OF STORY EDIT: The hints were great. I couldn’t stop grinning.
My reaction at reveal:
Motherf****r! O_O
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yes that is exactly what he is :) father, too :)
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hehehe the "beau"/"Bow" thing was such a perfect coïncidence! and i am so glad you enjoyed the story :)
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im glad :)
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yeah Zephyr is very #winning right now, and you know, good for him! :)
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that is one of the reactions i'm going for yes :)
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and i will write about that night! it will be very wonderful i hope :)
...Rainbow's going to dash out of there...
And this is how Rainbow's life crashes and burns.
The idea of zephyr hearding with dash parents is hilarious would that make zephyr, rainbow stepdad
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"Well, Rainbows, if it makes you feel better, you could always call me... Daddy."
And that's when Fluttershy bucked him in the nuts.
....AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Almost misread this as 'instantly'. To be fair, though...
Oh god the ending lmao
Howdy, hi~!
Loved this during the speed write and love it here. Absolutely brill, loved the hints sprinkled throughout and hijinks that ensued. Thank you for the read~!
Oh no.
Oh no.
OH NO.
Yeah, by the time the fuchsias came out, there was no doubt. Hilariously horrifying. Thank you for it.
NOOOOOO YOU CANNOT JUST LEAVE THIS WITHOUT A SEQUEL IT IS TOO GOOD HOW DARE YOU HOW DARE YOU WRITE THIS AND NOT MAKE A HILARIOUS SEQUEL
THAT REVEAL THO
i mean i figured out who it was but stilllllll
what about getting rainbows in on it?
we need a sequel to this pretty please
HAHA. Typical Zephyr. You can’t get the girl of your dreams? Literally date her father AND mother. Absolute chad. Power move if I may.
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hehehe well it will take her a bit to recover but once she does she will have to dash off to her parents' house for dinner!
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one might think that but i actually believe this is what motivates her to ask out Fluttershy! in my original idea there was supposed to be a bonding moment between her and Zephyr about it but that got cut. i may write a version of it anyway, though
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very horrifying!
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yes i am quite serious this is literally my headcanon now :)
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hehehe
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well, yes, both words are applicable!
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thank you so much! i am so glad you enjoyed it :)
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thank you for sharing your journey of increasing realization and horror, this is exactly what i as a writer crave
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you are both in luck because the awesome guy known as applejackofalltrades has drawn an
official sequel!
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so true bestie
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BRUHHHH THAT WAS KINDA FAST THOUGH? FOR SUCH A RECENT STORY?
oh, you motherbucker (literally)