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They might as well be humans.


Nobody understands the internet. Not you, not I, not the horses living on another planet billions of years in the future, not your dog.

Written for the One Thousand Word contest by Bicyclette. The runner up with a participation trophy is back in the game!

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I've often thought future historians would reconstruct our society based on our comic books. Turns out it will probably be the abundance of fetish porn that defines us. Great job.

That is why so many people's mothers throw away their comic books. They don't want historians to judge them us all by Batman or worse yet the Joker.

Reminds me of a quote from the movie "Mission to Mars,"

"Humans differ from chimpanzees by three chromosomes, yet those three chromosomes give us Einstein, Mozart..."

"... Jack the Ripper."

Hilariously horrifying, though it seems a mention of "fingertips" by a pony slipped through editing. Still a brilliant example of not so much flinging a light into the future as tripping while hauling burning garbage. Thank you for it and best of luck in the judging.

Uh .. what ?! Tilts head

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