In typical Scootaloo fashion, she longs to be able to fly. Her plan to ask Rainbow Dash is put on hold as Princess Celestia appears and gives her an even better option. It's a good deal! Go to the moon and learn to fly*.
Offer includes one (1) one-way ticket to the moon. Return ticket not included, customer will be in charge of arranging their own way back. Seller is not responsible for any harm done to traveller.
Commission for The wandering commenter. Thank you for commissioning me!
Cover art by me again :P
Chapters (1)
Celestia, you are so evil! You're Discord levels of trickery.
It speaks volumes about Scootaloo's devotion to Rainbow that her thoughts drift toward her surrogate sister rather than the fact that the ruler of Equestria appeared before her.
I love everything about this, thank you so much!!
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Writing Celestia like this definitely felt like Discord haha! And yes, Scootaloo is very dedicated to Rainbow Dash. Not even the freakin’ Princess could get her mind off of Dash!
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It was absolutely my pleasure! Lots of fun to write :>
Something about this seems familiar, hm...
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This is at least the third story I've read involving Scootaloo getting shot to the moon and enjoying herself in the low gravity.
Which got me thinking: If Scootaloo actually were making any attempt to get flying, it would most likely involve strengthening her wing muscles. Playing around in low gravity for extended periods of time could easily undermine that. Which would yield a nice lesson in short-term pleasure versus long-term results.
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You’re both right, I know that this commissioner likes to see how different authors write this plot. Scoot’s wings definitely wouldnt grow stronger from being on the moon, but she doesn’t know that ;)
Thanks for commenting y’all:)
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I was referring to the fact that the commissioner also approached me. I thought I was on my other account when I commented.
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Eh, yeah but in some versions of the story where clestita was just silly and not a troll i like to think it helps her fly ^^
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Hi! Hope you enjoyed reading this one. Thanks again for doing scootaloo gets a job, that one was really funny!
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Ah I see, a fellow Scootaloo misadventures writer. I remember seeing yours pop up in the new stories tab! Nice :)
🎶Fly me to the moon
Let me play among the stars
Let me see what spring is like on
A-Jupiter and Mars🎶
That ending…
Jesus fucking Christ, what a way to end off a story.
“No one will ever believe you.”
You forget their sisters are element bearers and friends with Twilight, not to mention they are friends with Luna.
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She’s ruthless!
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Shhhhhh I didn’t forget it’s just a silly lil story :P
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Dead or alive.
That needs a silly little sequel. We got to get Scootaloo back some how
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But isn’t the mystery of it the best part
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Who says we can't have a mystery in the sequel? Maybe it wasn't Celestia at all but Filthy Rich in disguise trying to break up the CMC for his daughter, okay maybe it would just be best to remain a mystery. Poor Bloom though
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I can conferm that there is one alive angry/scared chicken on the moon rn
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Cutie Mark Crusaders Scootaloo rescuers!
No references to bananas?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4f9m4OYkCY
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/do-you-like-bananas
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I guess it must have slipper my mind. I hope the story a-peel-ed to you anyway :)