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A pony of mystery in the darkness. Or I forgot to take the lens cap off. (They/them is fine.)


Pinkie Pie and Applejack experience an ancient, scandalous royal tradition.

Spoilers: ApplePie, Spicy Tuna, maybe whatever you call AppleJack x Pinkie Pie x Princess Celestia, Spike gets treated properly like a kid for once instead of a tiny servant or a trained talking dog.


Thanks to Tipper, who had an idea that I turned somewhat inside out and back again.

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I cackled all the way through. The perfect amount of confusion and comedy, plus additional TwiLuna? Gold. Thank you for doing more with a dumb idea than I ever might have!

RDT #2 · 1 week ago · · ·

Don't we love/hate it when the subjects of our historical records are still alive to correct it?

Also, screw Blueblood XXI through XXV.

"Droit Du Seigneur" is French for "Law of the Lord."

More importantly, it refers to something that probably never existed and almost definitely wouldn't exist in the more idyllic Equestria.

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