Pinkie Pie and Applejack experience an ancient, scandalous royal tradition.
Spoilers: ApplePie, Spicy Tuna, maybe whatever you call AppleJack x Pinkie Pie x Princess Celestia, Spike gets treated properly like a kid for once instead of a tiny servant or a trained talking dog.
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Thanks to Tipper, who had an idea that I turned somewhat inside out and back again.
I cackled all the way through. The perfect amount of confusion and comedy, plus additional TwiLuna? Gold. Thank you for doing more with a dumb idea than I ever might have!
Don't we love/hate it when the subjects of our historical records are still alive to correct it?
Also, screw Blueblood XXI through XXV.
"Droit Du Seigneur" is French for "Law of the Lord."
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More importantly, it refers to something that probably never existed and almost definitely wouldn't exist in the more idyllic Equestria.
hehe, i like the important distinction of "pony-naked", which is fine and normal and doesn't carry the associations humans would have
ahahahahaha
hey, delightful countryisms are Applejack's thing!
ah, lovely Rarity, always one for approaching delicate situations discreetly
i do enjoy how Rarity this characterization of Twilight's Castle is, i may have to steal it
wait, but isn't she an alicorn if she already has the Castle of Friendship? LITERALLY UNREADABLE
hehe, that would be a good game!
idk mare if it's gonna be that weird already why not just go for maximization
hehe, good Pinkie
it is pretty firmly entrenched in my headcanon now that Applejack only ever refers to sex as "lovemaking" so this was nice to see
hehe, of course Sunset would have this perspective on things
i mean if the issue is some third mare being creepy about ApplePie's wedding night, this doesn't exactly help, Sunset!
aww! haha, that is a fun twist, love it
yes that's right, none of that nonsense about women being possessions here!
i was going to say i love that Pinkie refers to sex as "ponking plots" but in fact i actually love literally everything about this paragraph
ah i love the comic absurdity of these two being the only two options right now
aww, i already really love this! it somehow even feels very my Celestia and my Equestria all at once. augh, i am definitely stealing this. it's cute with a sinister undertone but actually it's just fine
yay TwiLuna!
aww, TMI around your friends, Twilight!
commentary, and so true
aww, and so true! what a nice solution the the Spike dilemma as it came to a head in this very story
augh, loved the ideas that this one was packed with, and the Pinkie, Applejack, and Rarity characterizations were great (though we see Rarity's only for a paragraph). the comic escalation and resolution were a solid core, which makes me wonder if the TwiLuna and subsequent commentary on Spike would have worked better as a second chapter, or separated epilogue, to give the main story's end a bit of space, but i guess the way this is lampshades how much of an anticlimax the CelestiApplePie cuddlepile ending is (which i loved).
anygay, fantastic entry!