Derpy’s flying, which is normal. It’s the whole “without her wings” part that has Time Turner interested.
Written in 50 minutes for the Quills & Sofas Speedwriting Panic, where the prompt was “A Creative Use of Superpowers”, and where it came in first.
(Out of two.)
Derpy is truly a mastermind. A genius. And also a very silly pony. Love it!
That was so sweet that I think I might have diabetes now. I just love this couple so much
Can't blame him, it's not everyday someone is born with a literal bubble butt
Ooh, clever and devious, yet still a bit ditsy. I like this Derpy!
Well, to be fair, the abilities to read minds or turn invisible aren't really as cracked up as you'd often think they'd be, given a number of various downsides. So I suppose that earn Derpy another plus for instead considering which of the options presented to her gave her more upsides than downsides, at least in her mind.
Pfffft that was so cute
Also not to be a pervert but like...
The view must be great for Time Turner down there...
This was the most heart tendering story about butts I've read in a while.
Fabulous!
I love it, I'll take your entire stock!
This really does feel like a thing Derpy would just do.
Derpy the silly genius is always a treat.
4 Little butt hurts all in a row
Derpy is a very clever pony.
Ah, Derpy, the silly genius, lol. Cute story, thanks for writing and posting.
I kinda want a sequel to this. Maybe one that's rated M
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Oh 100%.
Best Pony doing Best Pony things. What's not to love? Thank you for this.
This is a very cute couple. Pretty cute story, and Derpy just being a silly pony is hilarious.
I wonder what Rainbow Dash would say to this.
Technically it is you who is making all the trouble.
I mean, she is literally just sitting around.
Within ponyland those laws are actually more like loose guidelines, with lots of wiggle room.
With the appropriate sound effect, I hope?
Good story!
I enjoyed reading it.
One thing though:
What happened afterwards with Jeanie and her house?
Derpy has thicc-ness. dangerously thicc.
Great story, why no romance tag?
Aww, so cute! This is the first Derpy/Time Turner fic I've ever read and I love seeing Derpy's reasoning for her crazy decisions. She's such a sweetheart <3
Adorable Derp story with plenty of derp.
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plus she can make Twilight Question Reality
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He can eat her out while she just floats there too