• Member Since 25th Jun, 2012
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Flutters Glasses


Boring life. Boring job. Boring friends. Would I trade it all away for a new life in a new world?

Hell no.

Do I get a choice in the matter?

Fat chance.
Not HiE per se; more like (Insert creature here)iE. No Mary-Sue, no self-insert; just a regular, cynical guy whose life became a bit more...Chaotic.
Not a 'Human in Equestria turned pony' story.

Chapters (19)
Comments ( 826 )

My very first story so if you hate it, politely tell me what is wrong with it and THEN feel free to press the dislike button. :derpytongue2:

This is NOT a human in Equestria turned pony story.

This looks interesting! I Imma keep an eye on this.

If it's relevent to the plot, then ship as planned.
Also, Fluttershy is most certainly best pony. :ajsmug:

hmmm, not sure if i should be interested or not....hmmm.

"Cough" best pony "cough"

I'm in!

I say throw in some poison joke for some good measure.....

Ooh, I get it!
At a certain point he will get shape-shifting ability, be it voluntary shape-shifting or not, and the spotlight in the picture at the top of every chapter will show whatever creature he'll be in said chapter!

I love this story, soo funny

I can't wait for the next chapter. :pinkiehappy:

All right, the beginning setting is all there. All that's left to do is to add an actual story to this setting you've established. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume that's what you'll do in the chapters that follow.

Sorry it took so long to get this out. This story is a product of free time and for the first time in months I had very little free time on my hands. I moved the “plot starting” chapter to chapter three, so hold your :trixieshiftleft:...horses...:trixieshiftright:

good story, I like where this is going

Fluttershy said it's rape time:pinkiecrazy:

1) What the hell happen there at the end? Why did 'Shy suddenly become a nymphomaniac?

2) I was right about the involuntary shapeshifting thing, awesome!

It's the Grand Galloping Gala all over again. :rainbowlaugh:

Please, tell me he at least wrapped himself in a blanket before wandering outside. :pinkiesick:

As for Fluttershy's wingboner... I just... umm... ack.

Edit: Dear god man, mention the towel earlier!
Edit 2 (after reading the ending): o_o

1332815 Mission Accomplished: kept you wondering if he was naked the entire time. :pinkiecrazy:

1. Next chapter will offer an explanation.
2. Indeed, you sir deserve a prize.

I bet Fluttershy thinks she's still dreaming.


no brakes on the rape train man! game over man!!

Flutters sure has some really weird kinks......

Or better yet...
"Um, I'm just wondering if it's okay if I hold you down against your will for a little while."

Don't you know, towels turn Fluttershy on......


all aboard the rape train!!!!!!!!:flutterrage:

The idea for this chapter was floating around in my head since before I even wrote the prologue, hopefully I kept the errors to a minimum, self editing is a little difficult for me. I expect you all can figure out his "plight" the story will be based around from this chapter if you haven't already. :pinkiehappy:

I'm really afraid that one of these days a chapter I put out will straight up suck, heck, this one might suck and I just don't know it yet. :applejackconfused: If that happens, or if it already did, please let me know.

Edit: Using this site on mobile is HARD.

Lol...... And the plot thickens to the point of oatmeal.....

Lets just hope that there's no molestia in this hilarious story :trollestia:

1360931 For the record: You're the one put the idea in my head just now. If it happens it's all your fault, not mine. :scootangel:

HOLD THE BUCK UP. Let me give you a slow clap, for making me fall on my ass at work after reading the Dora bit. Yea, I understood every thing perfectly:rainbowwild::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh: And that flutter bit? Consider a like and a favorite and a watcher:pinkiehappy:

This story just gets better and better. Whole new levels of awkwardness! Wooohooo! :yay:

1361264 When the author cringes as he's typing the story, you know it's going to be awkward.

I think Discord cast a "want it, buck it" spell instead of a "want it, need it" spell.

My headcannon: Fluttershy fainted from all the blood rushing out of her head and into her wings in less than a second.

Well this is utterly hilarious, looking forward to seeing more. No errors that jump out at me so good job on that. The only thing I would suggest is adding a ? icon for a form on the image.

I was always wondered what would happen if a horse went to equestria guess this answers my question

1362352 I like the way you think, but I need to come up with a sort of creature to fill in that ? first...

The events in this chapter... :pinkiesick:... I'm starting to see why the courier's brain in Fallout: New Vegas Old World Blues was disgusted with hormones.
In an unrelated note, what is that figure in the picture between the bird and the rabbit?
I can't really tell.

1367458 Yeah, sorry about that. I made my pixel density too small in photoshop; as an answer: A very tiny man. Not looking forward to that chapter, but I already have it planned out. :unsuresweetie:

Got lazy/busy, so I decided to split this chapter into two parts...Don't really have anything else to say so...:applejackunsure: *Awkward*

Trolling ponies: mission failed. :pinkiecrazy:

Lols fail troll is fail. :trollestia:
Great story!

I think I'm starting to see a pattern here.:pinkiehappy:

I don't suppose that when he becomes the little bird, Philomena will start hounding him?:trollestia:

1435463 You sir are a genius. The bird is actually the only chapter where I have ABSOLUTELY no idea what I'm doing, I may use your idea. I am neither going to confirm or deny there being a pattern :trixieshiftright:

Here is the start of the second half...CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:facehoof:


I'm glad I could help.:twilightsmile:

I have such a difficult time putting my thoughts down that I'll probably never be able to offer a story of my own to this site, but I want to give back any way that I can. If I can offer some ideas and feedback that help improve the stories of others, I feel like I've done my duty to this community.:rainbowdetermined2:

Started out slow, what with the lists and stuff. Then quickly got better.

Made an INCREDIBLY stupid mistake that removed a lot of the revisions that I've made thus far. If you find any errors please let me know, I'm doing my best to find them as we speak.:facehoof:

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