Pipp Petals Has an Existential Crisis at 3:00 AM

Pipp is awake at 3:00 AM. She can't sleep. Something nags at her mind. Something is keeping her awake. Why can't she sleep?

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Compass The Pegasus

Compass The Pegasus #1 · Apr 15th, 2022 · 3 · ·

This was based. Good story. <3

OneLonelyPickle

OneLonelyPickle #2 · Apr 15th, 2022 · 1 · ·

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Thanks homie *bro kiss*

Screw

Screw #3 · Apr 15th, 2022 · 4 · ·

Not sure what the toilet cotton balls contain, but it seems like the company have to put a "not edible" and "allergy warning" label. Pipp must be feeling high!

OneLonelyPickle

OneLonelyPickle #4 · Apr 15th, 2022 · 1 · ·

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Well she is still alive, so nothing overly toxic!

Boltstrike58

Boltstrike58 #5 · Apr 16th, 2022 · 3 · ·

Kind of a long setup for that punchline, but I liked it.

bdoubleowo

bdoubleowo #6 · Apr 16th, 2022 · · ·

Pipp sniffed the air again. There were no smellz beyond her own perfume of lilac and dandelion. It was a rich scent that was popularized by a very successful series of black and white advertisements back in Zephyr Heights. They were immensely more popular than the animated advertisements featuring corporate new-age style pony designs.

*smells

TheAncientPolitzanian

TheAncientPolitzanian #7 · Apr 16th, 2022 · · ·

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I honestly thought that was just part of the story's "aesthetic". Then again, s and z are pretty close to each other on most keyboards, so I could see it being either.

On a related note, my compliments to the author!

OneLonelyPickle

OneLonelyPickle #8 · Apr 16th, 2022 · 2 · ·

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That was on purpose. Smellz is supposed to be pronounced like it is said in the movie during Pipp's perfume commercial. "Zhis pony smellz" or whatever the exact wording is.

Thanks for the compliments!

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