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Stalin with Da Spoon


Greetings, I am comrade Stalin, a man with swag and a giant spoon who smokes weed, here to make fan-fictions like dumb shitposts, random crossovers, and references. Enjoy the show, and stay swaggy.

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Meet martincitopants. Youtuber, memer, and frog man. He will soon embark upon a wild quest of chaos, destruction, and impending doom and tomfoolery. Now let's set the scene. Martin has just defeated his nemesis, Kevin, sending him off to an unknown world on his battered warship, far away from martin and kerbin. However, little did martin know, he had sent Kevin through a wormhole leading to equestria, and now, Kevin is planning to wage war against martin and the bean space program, but first, Kevin must build up his forces and find a way back, and to do so, he must take over the world of equestria. In kevins first plan to conquer equestria, he accidentally breaks his machine, and summons martin and some other random people, including TheRussianBadger and his friends, rimmy, digby, and the cadian XXth, rubixraptor and his group, Ignis, detective dan, jon tron, Sovietwomble and his mates, the top gear hosts, and a few other random people. As they are scattered across the world, they must work together to find out where the hell they are, and hopefully, help equestria defend against the Kevin empire as they prepare for an invasion.

Yes, this is one big shitpost, but someone had to do it.

Links to youtube channels:

matincitopants: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcnci5vbpLJ-rh_V9yXwawg

TheRussianBadger: https://www.youtube.com/c/TheRussianBadger

Rimmy Downunder: https://www.youtube.com/c/RimmyDownunderGaming

RubixRaptor: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCNq9guLAKVEUqh7m3aOgleQ

SovietWomble: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCQD3awTLw9i8Xzh85FKsuJA

Chapters (9)
Comments ( 52 )

just finished his KSP ep 4 and then come to fimfic and see this lol A+

Comment posted by Stalin with Da Spoon deleted Apr 8th, 2022

The bean boys are... EXPANDING!!!

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I feel like I should alert these guys of this fic, just to see their reactions. Also is it just me or could this be a perfect scenario of arma 3

This is truly based, Godspeed my fellow bean boy.

I can't help but imagine there getting launched like a Gmod ragdoll and I can't stop laughing

Wait, a few more random people. Why do I have a feeling more will show up, maybe a certain group that plays team fortress 2

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Oh ho ho ho, I see your implying... Wait, who are you implying?

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Oh nothing really, just a bunch of reviewers and analysis is all

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nope, I was hinting at the Tf2 analysis team. Dr wolf, Firebrand, AnY, Silver Quill, Keyframe, Goldenfox, and Lightning Bliss.

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Ah, ain't heard of them before, I shall check them out, my friend.

ZF are likely to fuck EVERYONE over here if I'm being honest. They... are a special kind of folk, who'd both unknowingly and 'knowingly' commit warcrimes simultaneously.

The story always served to make me smile

I think I know their pony forms now.

Martin: Unicorn
Rimmydownunder: Pegasus
Russianbadger : Earth pony
Digby: unicorn
Grouse: Earth pony
Heveanly: Unicorn
Sovietwambat: Earth pony
skulker: Pegasus
Rubixrapter: Pegasus
If anyone has other ideas be my guest.

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It makes sense. And I can picture the top gear gang being ponies as well, with hammond being a pegasus, consider he loves helicopters, clarkson being a earth pony, because speed and power, and James being a unicorn because why not.

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Is this alluding to a new fan fiction?

Are you going to bring in the band Sabaton?

Great chapter keep up the good work

"Is the Zittadelle ready?"

Can someone tell me what that is please?


And quick someone launch the Sabaton tank

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Heres a hint.
It's a giant robot.
Okay, less of a hint, more direct explanation, but still.
And it shall come soon.
For the son of Belgium and Ireland shall come.

I'd dread to think what would happen if Liru got pulled into this, never mind TSB
i don't think they'd survive the monstrosities we've faced over the years

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day ?????? of waiting for the next update

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