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Fiddlebottoms
"Art forms that appeal to modern leftish intellectuals tend to focus on sordidness, defeat and despair, or else they take an orgiastic tone, throwing off rational control ..."
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1) Let's save you the time of reacting,
I did this as a lesson to a certain someone who needs to be more careful about the context of their comments. I hope you know who you are, because I've honestly forgotten.
2) "Vajayjay," for those not in the know, is defined by Urban Dictionary as
"1. The most annoying word known to woman
2. The stupidest term for a female's vagina...ever.
Mike: You stick the penor, into the vajayjay.
Bob: You're a fucking idiot"
For this fic you get......
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I want to read this just to see if the author has the guts to write this well or if he wants to do a shit job and hide behind "well it was a trollfic."
I really have to respect the premise.
le trollyfacey xxdxd
See? This is why reality doesnt matter to me.
what the actual fuck did i just read?
boring
But I do want!
Happy place... Happy place... Happy place...
You know what I like about you, Fiddle? The fact that one minute, you can write these deep, meaningful stories with rich character development, and you're so well read that you comment on objectivist philosophy and talk about the four humors and shit, and the next, you're talking about dildos and writing stories about ponies shoving things up their asses.
You're an intellectual who, rather than being stuck-up and restrained, seems to take such joy in everything. You haven't lost that spark of childlike glee despite delving into some very deep areas (double entendre fully intended).
That, and you have a heart of gold.
I know you're the type of person who probably doesn't enjoy excessive ass-kissing, but I think you deserve some credit.
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No Rainbow Dash wasn't in this one, but if that was your way of requesting a sequel ....
It won't work. Already did Twilight.
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Now, this one here. He just gave me an idea for a follow-up.
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That is what Angel was thinking, and you see what happened to him.
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Reality does not have Futashy, therefore is inferior.
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Secret butt pun detected.
Also, I'm glad to see I'm not the only one who appreciates Canada's finest national export.
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It wasn't random. Each event occurred for "purely practical, tactical and mathematically necessary reasons." I have charts and diagrams and everything, honest!
I'm not usually a mean person but...This was the dumbest piece of shit I've ever read in my entire life. Not once, through my brief read, Did I not regret ever clicking on the link that leads to said story. Everyone who has now read this story...Will proceed to gouge their eyes out with a pen that may or may not be near their computer, In a fit of maniacal rage. They will then proceed to crudely inscribe a very harsh, and foul-mouthed review of this story on the inside of their eyelids, While yelling out obscene profanities, until they eventually die from massive blood loss. You have everything to be sorry for, This is all your fault. You're a horrible, horrible person...
giggle he completely misenterpretded my comment
ps.sorry for bad spelling only typing with one hand...
1290368 If I have a right to give my opinion...
It was far better than, let us say, My Little Dashie, because it was at least funny.dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/Rainbow_Dash_lolface.png
I think I never laughed so hard while reading a troll fic. Thank you :)
Well that was downright hilarious, who the fuck are these people saying it was terrible.I wonder, Did they even read the story or just judge it based upon the description?
Ugh, thank you for reminding me that being a savant in memory is as much a curse as it is a gift. Off to get the heavy-duty industrial mind bleach.
How can people not like this? Anyone who doesn't think this is fuckin hilarious obviously needs to grow a pair and is lower than laughing at a 9/11 joke.
Or maybe I'm just fucking retarded
Anyway, this was amazing. 10/10
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Do want.
1291398 They look at the stupid people's comments beforehand and the description before they thumbs it down without reading. At least half of the thumbs down here are likely attributed to that retardedness.
I don't understand how anyone with a sense of humor doesn't crack up whilst reading this. It's a masterpiece.
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anything is better than that god awful story. even this abomination.
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I like it. For the past day or so, it has maintained a perfectly balanced number of Up/Down votes.
Good job. Made me laugh.
5 out of 5 pissed flutters c:
OK. No one's said it yet.
BUT WHY FLUTTERSHY?!
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K, so I spent the four minutes required to find the post that caused this story:
Required Reading: Luna Shoves a Cell Phone up Her Plot
The first response:
He later clarified that he wanted a romantic story about Angel & Fluttershy (I guess Angel buys her flowers or something?), but the thought was already in place. So if you're reading this Inferno demon Dash, this is why we think about context before speaking.
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You're not supposed to explain inside jokes like that to people. You're supposed to keep it a secret so you can fool me again, and everyone can have a good laugh behind my back. I kind of feel sorry for kids growing up in the age of Wikipedia and Urban Dictionary; the internet has destroyed secret languages.
Also, we're back to a perfect split 15/15!
1305037 Nope not anymore, falling behind 16/19.
Sheiss
1290155 I have no damn idea.
You're fucking insane.
Keep writing, though...
1290155 scientific progress!
I did a reading of it do to uncomfortably popular demand. If you want you can watch it while you read along here you go...
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There was demand for this?
Popular demand for this?
Uncomfortable, I give you. If you need more matereeulz, this group/folder contains some.
1301936 OH GODS, I GAVE YOU THIS IDEA..........100% WORTH IT
And now for Pinkie/Gummy
1296280 Don't worry fiddles
I did it again for you
fucking the hell read i did what just????
Goddammit, this is great XD