Tabletop Nerd, Active Reader, and Metaphysician.
Trixie awakes one early morning in her wagon to knocking. Little does she know that her life will change forever when she hears the good word of Jesus.
Wrote as a joke after finding the cover art with my girlfriend.
Disclaimer, not to be taken seriously, not making fun of religion, just Trixie being absurd with a short attention span and massive ego.
Editor credit: Omegathyst
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I'm not sure this story would have worked with anypony other than Trixie...maybe Pinkie, now that I'm thinking on it...
PFFFFFFFFFT 😂😭
Great comedy and ending! Looking forward to what you write next
I was a little concerned after reading the description, but this was a great idea.
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And as Trixie made a swath of destruction throughout the green green grass of Creation, Jesus said "No wonder dad doesn't talk to them no more."
I was triggered, then I saw the tags, lol.
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Nah, Trixie is absolutely the only pony this would work with. Even Pinkie would be too suspicious of the idea.
Dear lord (badum tss), this was ridiculous in the best way possible. And this is only your second story? Good show!
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Thank you for the kind review, I used to write alot privately, years ago, but I never felt the urge to share or post until I met Omegathyst irl. The positive reception of my work definitely makes me want to write more on here.
I always wondered how an Equestrian pony would react to Christianity and scripture. I immediately wanted to pick up this story and I'm glad to have read it.
Trixie literally taking the scripture at face value is exactly what I expected her to do.
As a Christian, I find this cringie and hilarious.
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Lol, that's about what I was going for, thank you!
As a Christian, I approve of this. I've met too many "so called Christians" who act like this. Reading this here both cringes my soul and brings a smile to my face.
Hail Trixie the Great and Powerfulosus!
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I think the way Trixie acts is a bit different.
A lot of so-called Christians use their faith to act superior to others. Or in the case of prosperity gospel frauds, use the world of God for personal enrichment.
Trixie's issue is that she takes the scripture way too literally because she doesn't seem to have any conception of metaphysics.
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You make a good point. Can't argue with that. Still, felt an odd sense of satisfaction reading this.
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With this comment being all the context I had, I thought the following happened:
Jesus: *appears before Trixie*
Trixie: "Who are you?"
Jesus: "I am the King of Kings, my child."
Trixie: *comes to the conclusion that she is a King*
Jesus: "...That is not quite what-"
Trixie: lolkthnxbai
This was funny stuff!
HAHAHA this was great!
Trixie would totally do this. Either she would completely miss everything like this, or she would become a complete Zealot.
As a Reformed Baptist, there is so much to unpack here and I fear I’d be typing for HOURS. So I’ll just leave it with us, Trixie, it doesn’t work that way, not at all. 🤣
Huh. Turned into Mr. Magoo for a moment there.
Hebrew religions in general make me angry so the beginning bothers me but Trixie getting it all wrong managed to dispel it and it was a bit funny
Ah, Trixie. Unintended blasphemy is always fun.
already, don't like it