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DrySpell


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Hmm, can a girl get blueballed (in the current year the answer is probably yes)? Because poor Diamond keeps getting blueballed :rainbowlaugh:

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She's been blueboobed. Someone coin it!

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I believe the proper term is 'Clam-jammed'

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Poor Diamond Tiara, then...

Of course, this was all within her plans. His obliviousness was part of his charm.

Girl this ain't obliviousness, that man is in denial:rainbowlaugh:

Appleblom: i am become confusion, destroyer of understanding what the fuck is going on

To be honest, i saw the " I thought we already were dating" punchline from a mile away.

Doesnt make this any less enjoyable to read. :twilightsmile:

“I’m straight.” His brow was raised. “I would think so, at least. Diamond and I have been dating for a while now.”

:rainbowlaugh:

The definition of AFK in the brain

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To be fair to Anon... Its not like there is a manual out there lol

>wears lifting gloves
100% confirmed gay
Inb4 "B-b-but he has sex with a girl"
Doesn't matter. Gay.

Idk why it makes me laugh when "I thought we were already dating" comes up

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