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AJ Aficionado
The Guy who wrote "Dibs on My Sister". Prereader for Firesight, writer of erotic fanfiction and lover of Eeveelutions.
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A sexy Eeveelution team without Vaporeon? Especially in an MLP crossover where the egg group part of the meme is actually valid (there's a "humanoid" egg group)? Blasphemy against the Holy Spirit!
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Ahh yes. I'm familiar with this joke. Here's a repost of this meme for the non-Pokémon inclined reading this story:
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That meme always confused me, because the phrase 'acid armor' just doesn't sound appealing for something I'm putting my dick in to cover itself with.
Besides, everyone knows that Flareon is the most fuckable Eeveelution.
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I'm a glaceon man myself but flareon is highly fuckable. Respect!
The vaporeon meme is widely hated and almost no one actually agrees with the logic. It's still fuckable, as all eeveelutions are.
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Your help was very much appreciated, Strong Man!
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Of course, everyone knows that the true thing that makes the eeveelutions great choices is that they're a natural harem when you have a Russian assortment¹.
1: That's Oneovich.
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Well said.
Does anyone agree with me that the eeveeolutions are well established characters within the 1st 2 chapters?
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That's very kind of you to say, Sleepy. Thank you.
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To be fair, the move has a very misleading name; it consists of liquifying the user's body in order to better absorb physical strikes. If she's using it properly, lining up with an actual hole becomes optional.
My own issue with the pasta is that the egg group for humanoids is mostly separate from Vaporeon's (a given Pokémon can have two egg groups; the overlap includes fandom husbando Lucario and the Vegas showgirl rabbit which I put in hyperlink form so that I can prove I'm not joking)
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A true Vaporeon afficionado knows the male vappy copypasta too! Even though I am more a Sylveon main myself~
And here is the copypasta in question!
The male Vappy is the real star of the show.
Those long slippery dicks. They have full mobility control with like a tentacle are the perfect ass filler for the ultimate in deep reaching experience nothing else could possibly provide. Naturally lubed at all times due to their aquatic hydrodynamic nature, you can pull off anywhere to the side of the road, or go into a public restroom at the beach. Get each other aroused, and have the fuck of a lifetime. The extraordinary squishyness of the Vappy alone rubbing against you would be enough to lose yourself in pleasure as it simply mounts you. Let alone with that perfect tool of pleasure slips into you, it's ability to snake around your bends and its perfect length make it seem that a Vappy dick was made specifically for your booty. Enjoy the feeling of being completely filled while also being able to see it if you have a tight tummy.
And hat's only the dick. Due to having internal balls, they're much bigger and pack a lot more cream to load you up with, along with having muscles around them to make sure every drop comes out while also being a lot more powerful than any external balls could ever hope to achieve, giving you a deep, complete filling to rock your world to your literal core, and beyond.
There's still more though. Due to having a thick, powerful tail connected from their back and front, that means all their fun stuff is on the front and easy to access. Meaning, if you were even comfortable with having your dick point backwards (takes some training), you can be fucked, while also fucking your Vappy at the same time! Me-owth, that's fucking right!
But, but, but! There's still fucking more! Like, holy shit, male Vaps are the gods of fuck. While you're fucking your male Vappy, possibly while also being fucked by him, their booty is on their tail, at the base, which is the thickest part, because that's where the biggest muscles are. This means that while your dick is in there, it's being fucking massaged, better than even a vag could achieve! Agh! It should be fucking illegal because how amazing male Vaps are for fuck!
Well, guess what? That only covered you being a softy, wholesome fucker like me. That's right. There's. Even. F*cking. More! Say you like to be a little restrained. You don't need a Sylveon's feelers for that, or an Umbreon/Espeon's psychic powers, or Leafeon's vines. Vappies got that shit covered too! Did you even see that tail?! It's basically a boa constrictor. In a non sexual sense, it's my favorite part of a Vappy. It's basically their main part about them. But, if you want them to, it can be a super useful tool to enhance your knotty experience with them. Despite the slippyness, you won't be going anywhere if the Vappy wraps you up in that thing.
Are you a super kinkster? Do you like pure fantasy fetishes that aren't possible IRL? Such as, soft vore? Well guess fucking what. It just became possible! They can be solid as they pass your lips (passed where your eyes can see them) and turn into water as they enter you, allowing them to fit perfectly, cuz nothing fits into any spot more perfectly than water, except air, like a ghost type. But, who wants to do knotty shit with air? You can't feel it unless it's moving. You can always feel liquids. Speaking of liquids, even if you're a weirdo who likes digestion, don't worry about killing them with absorption. Eventually, they'll come back out and be able to reform like nothing happened. Speaking of hurting them, if you get too rough, or you're a horrible abusive asshole to them on purpose for your own pleasure (QnQ), they can just turn to water and reform back to their completely unscathed body, making scars or missing pieces a thing of the past!
I would love to say there's even more you can do with them, but the possibilities are damn near endless. Use your imagination. But if you get one, you better show this god of fuck the respect it deserves. Sylveons may be my favorite. But, damn, Vappies really want to get that top spot from me. It's a really close call.
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Sylveon is legendary fap fuel. Arguably the best-designed pokémon of them all.
I'm still Team Glaceon though. Just something about its face that speaks to me.
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Amazing. The story isn't even completed.
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There's also a distinct lack of Jolteon
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Again, I was referencing a copypasta.
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Guys, guys! How about a Jolteon copypasta?
Actually, I dunno how that would work. It's covered in spines that would make sex without a suit of armor pretty much impossible. Then there are the accidental current discharges...
You're supposed to capitalize the Pokemon species names.
Do I need to have any knowledge of the Pokemon mystery dungeon series in order to know what's going on here?
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I don't think it's covered in spines I'm pretty sure it's just hair, but it's all like spiked out like it got static'd
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I did not for reasons explained in the chapter 1 author's notes.
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No.
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Headcannon accepted. This is the way.
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Jolteon's spiked fur is so sharp and needle-like he can fire off his hairs to damage enemies in Pokémon Mystery Dungeon.
Source: Bulbapedia.
That's no reason you can't imagine otherwise, though! It's like the whole 87.5% male thing with Eeveelutions. It doesn't really matter. Have your fantasy lady eeveelution dream girl if that's what you want.
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well it says it right there. it's prickly fur, which is way different from SPIKES.
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The larger objective in bringing that up has nothing to do with nomenclature, but the fact the fur itself would likely be very sharp and thus dangerous.
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I'm pretty sure nobody who was ever stabbed in the dick cared what the thing they were stabbed with was called.
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Well said.
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I personally dont think of the fur being spiny or spikey all the time, only when the jolts electrify their bodies does it become spikey/spiney. Like ya cant tell me in the pokemon world that if you got a pet jolteon that you gotta fear always petting it for you might hurt yourself.
Like if we took the Pokedex literally, theres alot of shit on there that would make it that having a pet pokemon is a super bad idea.
Umbreon - When they sweat they will sweat poison https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Umbreon_(Pok%C3%A9mon)
Right in the last few posts of the biology, meaning if you and yer umbreon pet are running around and working up a sweat, you could easily get yerself killed as you would get poisoned by the very vapors of a sweaty umbreon as its literally poisonous.
Glaceon also is a bad choice too, as its an ice mon its internal temperatures are super cold, and if it licks you, you will get frost bite from it. Which is also very bad, same to Flareons, getting burns from its tongue.
Like alot of mons are super dangerous IF you take the pokedex as factual everything and not think of other things.
Like Glaceons would obviously be able to control its body temperature, so that it wouldnt harm the ones it loves, especially if its mating a Leafeon its deeply in love with, Ice kills Grass remember, and same to Flareons too, controlling their inner temperatures to ensure no harm comes to the others they care about.
And now with jolteon, an pet jolteon is gonna want pets, ear scratches and butt scratches, it wont get that if we take the dex literal, after all Jolteons are just foxes/dogs, and we all know dogs love those kinda things. So it would make major sense if its fur was actually soft, and would only become spiney OR spike like when its using eletricity to fight.
Im only just putting logic into this whole discussion, like thinking outside the box and not taking what info we got as face value facts.
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All good points.
Ah, perfect. A PMD crossover, finally! I played most of them, with your quality this should be good
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I hope you like it!
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I suppose it's worth mentioning the "pet your Pokémon" modes that were added starting in X&Y. Where only Slugma and Regice are rendered functionally unpettable. (Presumably Jolteon is like sharks, where you have to be careful to pet along the grain. Or in the case of this kind of petting, make sure she shaved down there)
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Ahh, I never played that. I'd think if you can pet it, you can have sex with it.
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Ive played those games, and its super limited on where you can pet. After all its a 3ds game.
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But I've heard there's always somewhere that won't either injure you or make your 'mon react poorly, except for the two I mentioned. The corollary is that there's somewhere that you can pet Jolteon without stabbing yourself.
Wow, this has gotten off to a roaring start! There's just one thing it needs, and that's some actual comments on the content! Seriously, folks, I've been enjoying the back-and-forth in replies, but how about some commentary on the story itself?
AJA has left longpost after longpost on my works over the years, giving running feedback on my chapters, and they're some of my favorite comments just for how involved and funny they can be. In some small way, I'll return the favor here.
That's okay, Umbreon. You're already a dark-type anyway!
Sadly, all recently discovered portals only go to places like Narnia or Middle Earth. And those are too boring for words.
No you're not, Leafy.
And she's not even a turtle-type Pokemon!
For as much as I love Umbreon, I think it's the Espeon I most relate to. Given her ability to power up from sunlight, I wonder if she and Celly would get along?
Or Equestria. Whichever.
So name her the team's chief morale officer!
I'm sure Luna will find the dreams of Pokemon interesting, if she hasn't already. "Princess Cadance! By our starry mane, why dost thou insist on contacting these strange creatures? Their dreams are filled with nothing but food, fighting, and rutting each other senseless!"
"And this is different from the average pegasus, how...?"
Ebon? Edelweiss? I invite you to visit the realm of Thestralslovakia...
WANTED: Bred and alive.
What about you, big boi?
That's an easy fix. But when her love juices drip to the ground and cause plants to sprout, that's a little harder to hide.
Nice!
That definitely wasn't there when I first preread the story.
Never use His Name in vain, or he might descent and smite you. Or at least cause something embarrassing to happen, like being discovered having sex with your sister.
You and me both, Umbie. You and me both.
Well, since I'm pretty sure the Gryphon Express Courier Service doesn't yet run out that way...
That's my rule too, but since I live alone, motivation is lacking to do it. I let my dishes pile up way too often.
I would too, given it came with a plastic decoder ring that looked like it came out of a crackerjack box.
Oh, come on, Umbie--I'm sure you've I've wanted to explore a Ponyta's passage yourself over the years.
You'd better have! All his stuff is Top Kek.
*boss music plays*
Hey, I wouldn't want to be asked out by some total doof, either. Especially not by the Pokemon version of Hayseed Turnip Truck
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A dimension away, Roseluck didn't understand why she felt suddenly mortified and a terrible urge to faint.
You know perfectly well that all she needs is a big, powerful, well-endowed Umbreon to sweep her off her paws, Ebon.
That's me two weeks after getting fresh testosterone pellets implanted.
Is this our lovely Glassie or my version of Limestone Pie?
"Yes, scream my name, Glassie..."
"WHAT?"
"Huh? Oh, Nothing..."
Just wait until Pinkpie starts pulling stuff out there Edelweiss doesn't even remember being put in!
I'm greatly enjoying all the added detail so far, and all the sexual tension in this group. I foresee absolutely no indulgences taking place on this most platonic of Eevee teams. Nope, nothing at all...
Well then so far so good, it is consistent with pmd time, i liked more pmd sky but thats just more quality of life things that it has, besides being able to pick riolu and eevee as playable characters. Hope to see more of this.
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It was my pleasure!
Cadance noped the fuck out once she was obligated to deal with Tom Bombadil's bullshit.
It's not fair to deny her the cross-eyed bear that you gave to her. You-You-You- oughta know.
There's going to be something snapping on her, though!
I imagine that if Sike were a shiny form Espeon, she really would be a green new deal.
Po-tay-to, po-taw-to. Horse pussy, canid knots. Variety is the spice of life.
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I can totally hear this conversation!
We've been spending most our lives, livin' in an incest paradise...
Eyyyyy!
I'm getting FRI flashbacks. Maybe I should add that later...
I borrowed that reference from Snow Cave.
It must be Hogwart's School of WItchcraft and Wizardry! You're a wizard, Ebon!
You'll shoot your eye out, kid!
Alas, he never has. If he did, he'd find he can take them all the way to the hilt.
Feels good, man!
An obvious choice coming from me, but in my mind, the best boss music anyone could ever have.
Oh god, I remember him! I wonder if there's clopfic of him? No, I'm not looking for it.
I may have had a couple of old characters of mine in my head when I wrote Sike and Glassie...
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Come get some, ladies. There's enough of me to go around! Mrrrooowr.
Yes.
It would be funny if that scene kept going!
It's just four young, fit, eeveelutions with ungodly massive ears going on adventures in an AJ Aficionado story...
What could possibly happen!?
Or it gets filled by other Eevees, Sike.
Can a girl have a bruh moment? I say yes.
Rainbow Dash would like this girl. I could see her challenging Glassie to a weather control contest.
"It's my fault, though. I'm just too hot an Umbreon."
<gets promptly frozen by an eyerolling Glassie>
Glassie's a class-traitor!
And you know what that means!
If you know what I mean...
They were two weeks late because Ebon and Edelweiss kept sleeping in each morning for reasons they weren't at liberty to disclose.
Enslaved house elves from Harry Potter.
Perfect image.
Thank God girls can't read guys' minds. If they could and were in charge, we'd all be locked up for life.
Yes. I want to have sex with all three of you at once! he just caught himself from saying out loud, only to remember that Sike could read minds. He looked up to see her cheeks go pale, then bright red as she took several involuntary steps back from him...
I jest. Ebon's trying so hard to be honorable here, but it only makes him all the more desirable.
So Glassie has a weakness other than fire types! Well, you don't have to worry, Glassie. They'd go right past your shaking form and make a beeline for Ebon as an Umbreon anyway, ravaging him with tongue and tendril mercilessly.
That and being photographed while it's happening with his helplessness displayed for all to see.
Thanks for including this sequence. It defines the characters and grounds the story in at least a little more realism to start.
Or maybe an Alicorn Princess several times his size...
Sexy even without showing anything directly. Enough detail that I could visualize that scene easily.
Excellent opening chapter! It's the attention to detail that really sells this along with taking pains to establish the characters and their personalities as something more than total horndogs. Not that there's anything wrong with that, of course...
Really looking forward to more! I'll hit the second chapter tonight.
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I wish I owned PMD Sky. That game is the clear best of the series.
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They will all get filled eventually. "E-boi!"
Initially, I had it in my head that was just Edel interrupting herself while saying "brother" but prereaders pointed out, it could also be construed as Edel responding to an actual Bruh Moment.
I'm too sexy for my map. Too sexy for my map. So sexy, gotta take a nap.
Medieval Europe uses Stake Burning. It's highly effective!
In that space of time, I'm betting Ebon had to deal with her heat cycles and had to abstain. Poor, poor Ebon.
The way JK Rowling handled that entire subplot is one of the most baffling failures of Harry Potter as a whole. The slavery of the House Elves doesn't make any sense and is on its face appalling but Hermione is made to look like an honest-to-god fool over it. The hell was that woman doing? Why did we never get an explanation for where they came from or how they became enslaved? Why is JKR so bad at worldbuilding? Fulfilling Pinkie's Dream was explained better!
Especially if the girls looked like Espeons.
Indeed it does. Mark my words, he'll claim all three of them and more by the time we're through.
The sheer number of things Sylveon can prod you with are overwhelming to consider. And if it's a male, oh dear.
Sum is a huge inspiration to this story. I really wanted to capture his version of Umbreon to apply to this story. And that video is amazing. My favorite by far.
As much as I'd love for this to be endless fucking, it may as well be porn at that point. There is plenty of Pokémon crossover porn on this site and plenty of inoffensive stories about ponies and Pokémon going on adventures. I wanted story with sex here because this site doesn't really have a "Gentleman For Mares" for the Pokémon crowd.
I can envision how that'd go several different ways.
Thanks! I look forward to hearing from you then and taking a peek at what you're working on...
Sorry to not get to this last night as promised, but I’ll do my longpost on chapter 2 now.
My greatest contribution to fanfiction may yet be the term 'nest' to describe female reproductive equipment. And it works doubly good with pokemon, since 'pokenest' is a double-entendre in its own right.
Go, Ebon!
This doesn't even need a scene description to visualize it.
"Actually, we didn't sleep at--"
"Ebon!"
"Er, uh, I mean... oh, hey, want some miltank sausage?"
Love it. And there's no nicer a sound than a purring cat.
"Too peaceful. I was at least hoping there'd be some aliens or something."
"Aliens, Glassie? Really? How likely is that, really?"
"No less likely that Sike jumping into bed with me last night or you being Ebon's sister, Edelweiss... oh, sorry, am I not supposed to say that out loud?"
The more I learn about Glassie, the more I like her. Can't wait to see her butt heads with Rainbow Dash, probably literally.
Be glad they're not coming to Tellus during the pony/griffon war, and the first things they meet are gryphon raider groups or harpie pirate clans.
What else is there? Aside from bat-ponies, maybe... please tell me they'll appear in this!
Please don't hurt her, Glassie. I've only known her for a little over a chapte, and yet, I already know Sike's too precious for words. Which goes to show how well you've already developed these four. Well done, Sempai!
Unfortunately, they quickly discovered that the bank had learned of old social media posts of theirs and froze their funds after an outcry.
"Smite them?"
"Sure, it's easy! Just use this:"
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Now I resent that! My boi Ebon's erection is never illicit! It's a force of nature and always a beautiful sight to behold.
She gets some for the first time and now she's insatiable. Not counting any odd influences that might be having an untoward effect on her, of course.
"Crystal Heart Meth is not for everyone. Seek help if you have an erection lasting more than four hours..."
Some real action and the promise of much more to come! Sike came around quickly. Now if we could see her overcome her fears and learn to fight... or maybe the pony she'll most identify with is Fluttershy...? Look forward to finding out either way!
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This is so true. Retrofitting my pony tools to work with Pokémon has been one of the more vexing challenges this sort of fiction and you my other fur-aligned prereaders have been instrumental in allowing me to branch out.
Smooth as butter! But his sense of decency and large penis allows him to overcome the occasional awkward moment with his beloved sister.
I understand well from long experience. I still miss my old cat I had to put down last year. My house is much easier to clean and far more sanitary but it's never been lonelier. I don't think it's a coincidence that I was drawn to Pokémon the same year I had to say goodbye to my old friend of fifteen years.
Glassie is based and Darwin-pilled.
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[Shoot them all video]
I have a little-known Flower Trio art piece that sums up Team Allure's policy towards unprovoked attack. I believe neocons call it "peace through superior firepower".
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The Pokémon will be ecstatic to learn that there are sexy bat creatures on Tellus because there sure aren't any where they're from. Yeech!
I can't be senpai. You are senpai! Or Sempai. Whichever. At any rate, I have to say this is easily the best job I've ever done developing such a large team of characters in so little time. Sleeping Cobrox down below certainly agrees with your assessment!
Based and canceled!
Consider yourself... admonished!
You got that right!
Too much pink energy is dangerous!
I feel like Equestria Mystery Dungeon is the completion of a time loop that started in 2014 when you wrote Five Star Service. It's as if the technology you were using then is something I've finally developed for my own use. Perhaps in ten years, I'll be where you are today!
Thanks for the longpost. I'm glad I could entertain you and look forward to your next entry!
Would Pokemon food or items hold any appeal to ponies? It's an open question. I suppose the berries would, at least, but things like elixirs or other hold items might not. Or maybe they would when ponies discover they can instantly recharge their magic?
I look forward to seeing their reaction to earth ponies grasping things with hooves and building structures without any digits or psychic abilities.
Or someone to sleep on...
Well, maybe the Ibex have an interest in this odd world as well!
Creep back up to it's normal state again! Edelweiss will vouch for the fact that it's abnormal when he's not aroused!
"But if I don't, stay in your rooms and don't check up on us!"
Nice sentence. No description necessary; just let the reader imagine it.
Ebon uses Massive Cock.
It's super-effective.
Said no human woman, ever. Thank god for Pokemon.
That's cat out of the bag, Ebon! And worse, she's now sitting in front of you wanting very much to pounce your bones. And boner!
I love this.
She and Celly have something in common.
“Ebon, none of us has any idea whether you’ll end up with your sister or not, but she is genuine in her love for you. If you… do the, uh, thing… with me…” Sike groaned and smacked herself on the forehead. “That sounded so ridiculous, I might just die.”
No problem. Just pretend you're Joe Biden. He actually said that line.
It wouldn't be an AJA story without earplay!
And now I just like Sike all the more. Adorable and needy and wanting to feel like she's being hunted.
A good leader puts the needs of his subordinates before his own and wants to do right by then. You're not just a good Umbreon, but a good guy, Ebon. I'm really going to have to work some of this version of you into Feathered Hearts.
Hope there's a few in the room stores! They're going to need more than one by the time they're through...
Delayed gratification is also a strong sign of good character.
An experienced lover makes all the difference, especially with a first-timer. They can make that all-important first time good.
Then you're going to love ponies, Ebon! You'll fit all of them; especially the alicorns!
I'm not sure why she'd like that idea, but hey, Ebon's willing to lie for her! That's true friendship right there.
Again, excellent description that gives a purpose to pain in a way readers can instantly understand. Pain can indeed accent pleasure. Hell, the two are very closely related. And the feeling of being stalked is often a strong-turn on, whether or not certain people would ever admit it.
I'll skip the rest in the comment only becuase it's explicit and I don't want to spoil it. You've got superb sexplay here and equally good detail on the scene. I enjoyed it immensely, and this story is off to a roaring start. Hey, Princess Cadance! What problem will you get thrown at this time?
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It's valuable for the later stated purpose of feeding the Pokémon they hope to civilize but you bring up an interesting question that needs to be answered down the line. Might the ponies end up importing these resources to Equestria for their own use? Seems like a reasonable assumption, no?
We'll get more on that next chapter.
Don't underestimate normal-types! But yeah. They're in for huge shocks when they see how put-together pony society actually is.
Ebon truly is the luckiest guy on Pokémon World. You ever wish I'd just go with a tragic backstory for once? I mean I come from Fallout Equestrian roots but I'm all sunshine on rainbows on paper.
"Is this an alien creature I summoned into my house or am I just profoundly drunk? And why do I want to have sex with it?"
I have it in my head that Eeveelutions like him have basically zero refraction time until after a ridiculous number of rounds, owing to the adaptable nature of Eevee and his dark-typing.
Now that's stating the quiet part out loud. Biden would be proud!
And it can be used up to twenty times before needing to recharge!
If we didn't have fantasy females we'd be stuck with the real thing. And that would be a tragedy.
I love Espeon! They're everything Mew could have been.
I swear this was not intentional! That doesn't mean it isn't hilarious in hindsight.
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And by a wild coincidence, that story already has an "Ebon Umbreon!"
Sex tourism is best tourism!
I really should add another line to that.
Thanks, Sensei! My sex has come a very long way since 2014. Hell, it's come a long way since 2020.
Time to finish off my promised longposts.
Unfortunately, the Pokemon had a less than favorable reaction.
True. Even if you're evil, you'd be violating the supervillain code of conduct by doing that. You're required to wine and dine your victims first, boast of your plans, launch into a long monologue detailing every aspect of them and how brilliant you are, and then put them into some elaborate trap and walk off to give them a chance to escape it.
She's right. It only induces you to have sex with the nearest individual you have favorable feelings for, even if it's your mother.
Be grateful it wasn't Luna. "When thou art finished rutting thy intended, if thou wouldst be so kind as to sheath thy stallionhood in our presence! Only our beloved may show himself to me! Him, and the occassional teenage colt in dreams..."
Not until you appear in endless art galleries in all your naked and knotted glory on earth, Ebon. Oh, wait...
Which is basically how zap apples work to me.
"Actually, we were hoping to hire you as mercenaries against the gryphons and Storm King. What are your rates? Will you work for Oran berries?"
Just so long as it's not equitable, which is an evil word at this point.
Actually, he's in retirement without ever telling anyone, lounging on the surface of a sun somewhere and sipping tea with Celly.
If you know what I mean...
Plot convenience. It's the same with stories everywhere, including the G4Mverse.
So they could spread their warlike ways to all!
He's not wrong. That is the definition of a good diplomat, of which we have very few remaining at this point. They're all toadies or sychophants now and usually get ambassadorial or foreign embassy postings as rewards for loyalty, not ability.
Maybe she has the Pokemon Type equivalent of Cutie Pox!
Sounds like a circus act! Hey, Glassie, mind bringing your show to the dragon realms? I'd love to see Garble's reaction to a small blue creature shaking off his full strength fire blast like it was nothing, then freezing his fire in turn.
The Pony Prime Directive. I can't wait to see these guys meet Q--er, Discord.
I prefer Ebon Umbreon: Raven Assassin and future lover of human eevees. You know of whom I speak...
"So I threw a tantrum, told my mother that nobody understood me, said I wished I was dead, then went off to cry in my room for a week. But that stopped as soon as she told me she'd take my smartphone away and I could no longer text with my friends."
So in other words, she's Troi from TNG, not Professor Xavier from X-Men.
I've gotten to ride in business class twice class for short flights when they had seats opened up and offered a discounted upgrade for them. It was heavenly--wide seats, quick service, better food and wine.
There are two ways I could interpret that!
Don't worry, they're useless, Sike. At least in canon. In my stories? Well, that's another verse entirely.
Sorry to say, the Equestrian Intelligence Service and Council of Crows are already monitoring your social media posts on Pokebook.
I like genuine tick-tocking clocks. They're rare nowadays but I find them soothing.
Clasping to her mouth, or her...?
Yes, I know she's eating it.
Now Ebon sounds like a high school basketball coach!
Arceus might have something to say about it, except he's currently rutting Celestia on the surface of the sun.
Yeah, Luna ragequit at that point.
In this story? By definition!
Unless it's a Sylveon, in which case they won't care which direction they approach from because they're going to capture and ravish you no matter what.
Batman approves.
A superb three-chapter intro to the story, sir. Their reactions here at the end ring true to me as none of this quite makes sense to them, but then again, they're still thinking in terms of their own world and society as opposed to the pony one, which they don't understand yet. But oh, will they!
Very much looking forward to more! And hope you enjoyed the longposts!
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"No, no, no, Gollum. *Points to Flareon* It burns us. *Points to Glaceon* And it freezes us! You need to get your Eeveelutions straight."
Imagine if I actually took the "Based AJ" route of making the ponies evil just to take a shot at Seasons 8 and 9. But nah, I'm not going to do that.
That's what we have Dibs on My Sister for.
Knowing who she married, that's not a far stretch for Cadance. 💪
Luna would looooove Ebon! She's all about dark-types. You don't get much darker than a pokémon who's literally named "Blacky" or "Black Lucky" in Japanese and at least in part resembles Bastet.
Umbreon is the single most popular Eeveelution on E621 and boasts not only a very sizable block of male models but a formidable female presence as well. Though, face it; Umbreon will always, always be a guy to us two.
And now we know who I shamelessly stole this concept from.
"Next thing you'll be asking us to provide you with MREs. Have you tried just robbing Sombra's supermarkets? Oh, you're already doing that.
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Like the communist system, equality has more or less been discredited as a meaningful concept. Whenever it's tried, you get a class of people who are all equally worthless ruled over by a smaller group that's stupidly rich. The only true equality is death and that's the kind of realistic, if somewhat fatalistic, mindset I see the pokémon subscribing to. The strongest reach level 100 and the rest exist at their pleasure. A bleak outlook for a race of competitive magical beings.
Not going to lie, after 7 years of writing pony, it's a breath of fresh air.
Gamefreak will never let the poor guy retire. Every time Pikachu breathes, The Pokémon company makes another ten-thousand-dollars.
I had lengthy discussions over Discord with one of my prereaders who was very unhappy with much of chapter three. In a lot of ways, this chapter is fundamentally flawed from a writing perspective. But not every piece of writing necessarily exists to be a perfect example of good writing. The inherent contradiction in story clop like this story is there are a number of story beats EMD must necessarily hit before the next thing can happen.
Like Demon Eyes Laharl, I am left with the conundrum of balancing titillation to keep readers from being bored and solid fundamental writing to keep things from getting too stupid. And just like with DEL, I think removing the language barrier is a no-brainer because it takes us where we need to go at little cost. At the end of the day, while fancy Youtube criticism done by creative writing class graduates regurgitating their professor's lectures for clicks can be useful to a point, they aren't the ones buried elbow deep in horse pussy. Or Poképussy for that matter.
This is a hobby, not a mercenary exercise, and we're here to enjoy ourselves. Of course, you understand that as well as I do but it's worth repeating here.
Pony conquistadors! Nopony expects the Lunar Inquisition!
It's all fun and games until every single element can deal super-effective damage to you which each attack.
"Don't think I'll do my work for free! I only accept tubs of ice cream and Pocky sticks as payment!"
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Discord shows up and flips everyone's strengths and weaknesses. The first inverse battle occurs.
Clopficsinthecomments has some really awesome backstory of Cadance in his stories between all the crazed, highly detailed sex that I'm drawing on here.
And just like with Troi, she's made for fucking and not driving the damn ship!
And you know which one I was thinking of.
Ukraine would have won the war by now and recaptured all of their lost territories if they just used the Terms of Service agreement against the Russian military. We all know it's the strongest force in the known universe.
Ebon will lead Dominion Academy to victory and fuck the entire faculty, man and woman alike!
Canonically, he could probably do this, as he's able to change his elemental alignment using a special tool he carries with him.
Agreed. I can totally see Celly being the better chess player.
That is true on every possible level. I find umbreon to be one of the weakest eeveelutions in the game I'm playing. They're kind of boring and terrible honestly. No ranged attacks except quick attack which strikes enemies 1-2 tiles away. Pretty crap.
They were fantastic! You certainly brought the level of discourse on this story up quite a bit. I must say to anyone reading this that Firesight's work on the Gentlemanverse and especially this story strongly influenced this one. Check it out when you're done here!
Note: everything written before reading the comments.
You sound like you've been thinking a lot about sylveons tying you down and making you scream.
Are you sure what you're afraid of isn't that it'll be too intense and you can't handle it?
Is that the reason you sleep with barely-legal starters? They're virgins, you're experienced, that puts you in control?
Wow, that's creepy "I'm being mind-controlled" talk.
I really liked how the sex was built up to. I got a real sense of desire/horniness for each other. This is often neglected, frequently horniness is described like an annoyance.
The breeding aspect was a bit out of nowhere though, like it was just thrown in.
This is very weirdly described and I can't imagine someone with the sort of background described would highlight these parts of nationalism was unfamiliar rather than other ones.
Frankly sounds kind of iffy. There are obviously a lot of good reasons to seek out new peoples, and and once you do you want to be in harmony with them. But if your stated primatry motivation is seeking new people to be in harmony with them, that sounds more like "we want new people to convert to our elightened culture/ideology".
It seems very weird to suggest the pokemon haven't heard of peace, and what is tolerance doing here? It certainly does not sound like the ubiquitous pokemon violence isn't motivated by intolerance at all.
Curious to see where you're going with this. Especially since I can't think of anything about Cadence that doesn't fit with Psychic/Fairy, unlike for example Celestia since Sun stuff is partly Fire and partly Grass. Is the other type Magic, Harmony, or Love?
I was about to ask "Changelings, or Twilight's transformation spell?" but then the bigger thing got throught to me. The implication that Cadence and the crystal ponies do not consider themselves Equestrians, and consider Equestria a separate country they need to have food indpenendence from. And that the pokemon world incursion is a specifically the Crystal Empire's project?
This comes off like foreshadowing for Ebon being chosen because he and his team are third-rate and frustrated, and therefore easy to manipulate when presented with an opportunity for becoming world-important.
Yes, I did notice that Cadence already said she tried famous teams and they only want to fight. And the implication that the real reason is this team appeals to Cadence personally, because they fuck and also are ripe to turn into a polycule.
This bit just sounds like that is all.