• Member Since 29th Jul, 2012
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Muffinshrine


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i can animated ok spicboy69

I can't even... just don't... what?

No. Stop this.

Jimmy status: unrustled.
2/10 Troll harder.

trollfic all the way, cross le paige!!11!2!
ye ye ye yur yer
trollingfeck

Well the description looks as if an eight year old wrote it by pressing his elbows to the keyboard. :applejackunsure:

Did you even try with this one? A good trollfic insults you subtly; it doesn't bash you in the face repeatedly with how terrible it is.

1278980

So much this.

Don't quit your day job. Unless your day job is trolling, in which case you should quit, punch your boss in the face, and burn down the office building, so that way no one will ever hire you again.

ROFL Osama and Rainbow Dash? Oh god who would have ever thought.

So here is basically the summary:

One day, Osama Bin Laden went to Ponyville to blow it up. He was suddenly greeted by Rainbow Dash, who saved the city by sucking Osama's dick. They then went into the cave, where Rainbow got pregnant with a cat, and it only took about three minutes before she went into labor. The cave then blew up. Thanks to Rainbow Dash's clear understanding of witchcraft, she was unscathed while Osama died. Rainbow could have tried to get help, but using Osama's blood to pleasure yourself is clearly a better idea. Then the magical black people came, and paid their respects to Osama by screwing his former love and then making her newborn baby cat screw her. Then the story changes, and it is now a lovely story about a man who goes back in time to stop his mother from death. Unfortunately, the man accidentally re-caused her death by suffocating her with his genitalia. The story changes agian. The main character is an eight year old who goes by the name "Muffinshrine" on the Internet. Enraged by the large hoards of black sandpeople shitting on his lawn, he bangs his head on the keyboard a few times, and then reveals the first and last names of people who live near him to the millions of people on the Internet. His story then passes moderation, and his mom his so proud of him that she finally let's him stay up a minute past bedtime.

The End

1282782
Oh good. Now I can thumbs it down without having to read the story. Thank you.

Oh, oh hohoh, priceless. I love clicking on these for the comments, they're hilarious. Also a good source of gifs.

Guys i'm just great at fanfiction don't worry more to come soon.
1280987
Well I punched tyrone chicken in the face then burned down skype. What next. :trollestia:

1282782
want more info of brian rosario?

name: Brian Rosario
age: 13
location: freeport newyork
email(s): icedout1231@hotmail.com, runekid22@aim.com
steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/1122331/
xbox: PortnoXz FinesT
skype: dclaws1231
pictures: http://imgur.com/a/RtNcC#0

1285557

Does Muffinshrine have any information on what times his parents won't be home?

Just kidding.

1285752
usually around 12am-2pm est

doesn't really matter anyway his mom is going to die from cancer soon
also his parents are separated anyway he was too much of a spic for his dad to stay

1286682

And you're posting this onto the Internet, why?

1287085
Because he's a faggot :unsuresweetie:

1287228

Good. That means he'll enjoy it when I come to his house tomorrow.

1287500
Do it please and kill him he's a beaner :scootangel:

1287530

I'm actually going to go to his house to ask him where you two live. Then I can come to both of your houses and murder you two. That would be funner.

1287555
Lul he has no idea that's the best part

1287555
thats the cool bit i'm not stupid enough to give out my information.

i thought i wrote a bad fanfic :rainbowderp:

Dafauq did i just read:derpyderp2:

1283703 Where u get dat pic?

1363832 Thx, Check out Mah New Fic, On Mah Site yo

That really disintegrated towards the end...

wao

Write another one so that I can also not read that.

Good job sir. you have managed to create the worst thing I've ever read in my life. Words can't even begin to describe how awfull this is. Thank you for stealing five minutes of my life I'll never get back.

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