The Perfect Little Village of Ponyville
Chapter 6: The Room
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Vinyl Scratch was back in the world of darkness. Specifically, she was crammed into a very small room with the Elements of Harmony and Princess Celestia. The air inside was very stale; it appeared that the room only had a narrow door and no windows. The illumination for the others to see by was provided by magical burning torches, as her ears and nose informed her.
“Now I’d like to introduce you to Cecil, who will be performing the teleportation spell,” said the Princess with a very uncharacteristic note of shyness in her voice. “Say hello, Cecil.”
“Good morning, my little ponies,” a strange little voice said. Vinyl, who had developed the ability to distinguish between many different kinds of creatures based on the tone of their voice, was completely unable to classify it.
“Oh it’s the blue rock, isn’t it?” Twilight Sparkle said at last. The voice had appeared to have come from part of the circular wall of the room, so Vinyl supposed that it had been embedded there.
“That’s right,” said Celestia fondly. “Cecil was the first inanimate object I ever brought to life. He was my sounding board at the very beginning of our reign, for ideas I thought my sister would reject as too silly. Such games we played together! Leapfrog...hide and seek...”
The other ponies were torn between awe and laughter at considering the mental image of the Princess as a filly playing with a magic rock.
“...Cash register...” the voice of Cecil added.
“‘Cash register’?” asked Rainbow Dash. “What kind of silly game is that?”
Applejack and Rarity both started to object, and after a moment Applejack allowed Rarity to speak for both of them. “It’s a very fun game,” Rarity said simply, “and quite educational for a future tradespony.”
The Princess waited to hear if anypony else had anything to say before continuing. “Cecil had a room like this in the...um, old castle.” Vinyl suspected the momentary slip came from memories of how her time in that castle came to an end. “And I made a complete replica for Canterlot. You see, there are some forms of magic that are best performed in a simple constrained space like this, and that is the type of magic Cecil is best at. Today he will be performing a group teleportation spell for my friends. Here are the coordinates...”
“Um, Twilight...” said the quiet voice of Fluttershy while the Princess was busy. “I hope you’re not mad that we’re not having you teleport us.”
“Oh that’s all right,” Twilight said, only mostly enthusiastically. “This is the most rational course under the circumstances. You see, I’ve worked through the possible scenarios if I sent a few of us at a time, in all possible permutations, and the difference in safety vs. the ‘everypony together’ scenario is just too great. It has to be all of us at once. And if I was the one doing it, sending all of us at once would leave my magical reserves far too weak when we arrive.”
Nobody mentioned the real reason, of course. Or more precisely, reasons. Vinyl was rather amazed that the group had actually agreed to attempt a group teleport spell again, after the mind-swapping fiasco that had happened before. Of course it had been an accident. Both times. As usual with the group’s wilder adventures, Vinyl never learned precisely what had happened to them on either occasion (Rarity was quite fond of a phrase she called The Number 11: “We shall never speak of this again!”). That being said, there was probably a reason why they were all fluent in Camel now.
“I don’t suppose there’s any way you can see the destination you’re gonna send us to...uh, Cecil?” asked Applejack once the Princess was finished telling the coordinates to the rock.
“That location is in the far north, near the traditional border with Draconia...and Castle by the Sea.”
This was not good news. Castle by the Sea was Celestia and Luna’s ancestral home, and as Miss Terror had confided to Vinyl, it was also the source of the power which had transformed the two into almighty immortal beings. A lowly dragon had once stumbled upon the castle...and emerged as the Dragon Emperor.
“The location is enchanted to allow magic in, but not out.”
Which meant, of course, that it was a trap.
“It’s a good thing we didn’t have a bet against Applejack, huh?” joked Pinkie Pie. “That reminds me: just to be extra-sneaky, I’m giving my Gift of the Ancients to Vinyl here to hold. That way I can fit more pies in my saddlebags!”
The Elements of Harmony were not just equipped with their fancy jewels with rainbow powers. In a trip to a very strange place over a year ago, they had met a representative of the race of Ancients that had left Equestria long before it had even been called Equestria. This representative gave the ponies gifts, seemingly ordinary items in the Ancient’s world that assumed strange and wondrous powers in Equestria. Rainbow Dash had received a javelin capable of saving the world...or destroying it. Applejack received a lasso of truth. Twilight Sparkle got several books describing the history of the Ancients and their knowledge—these had no magical properties, but the truths they revealed were devastating enough all by themselves. Rarity’s gem was the most powerful source of electrical energy in the world, but only under the right circumstances. And Fluttershy’s gift, a small creature that resembled a cross between a bunny and a kitten, didn’t seem to have any special abilities...except for an appetite that was literally endless.
Pinkie Pie’s gift was a music collection, stored on objects known as “compact discs”. Vinyl Scratch’s first real encounter with the Elements of Harmony was when they asked her to create a device for reading these CDs. This had led to the creation of Equestria Acoustics, and an entirely new career for the DJ, selling music instead of just playing it. She had eventually manufactured many hundreds of new CDs, containing all sorts of pony-penned songs. But none of these CDs possessed the unique ability of the Ancient-made ones: the power to induce in the listener exactly the mood the performers possessed when they had recorded it.
“I believe in all of you,” Princess Celestia told the others as she prepared to leave the tiny room.
“And we’ll be back in two shakes of a lamb’s tail,” replied Applejack. “So don’t you worry about us none.”
Vinyl thought she heard two ponies nuzzling, and something whispered between the two.
“Farewell!” proclaimed the Princess, and then the door was closed.
“Well then,” said Cecil, breaking through the uncomfortable silence that followed, “if everyone will give me their undivided attention, we may begin.”
The ponies shuffled about to face the rock.
Nothing happened for several seconds.
“What happens...?” Rainbow Dash started saying. She never got to the word “next”.
“Surprise!” cried Cecil, accompanied by a faint crackling sound.
Vinyl Scratch realized that she was now the only pony in the room.
“Wait, what are you still doing here?” the magic rock asked her.
Vinyl walked right up to him. “You tell me,” she said darkly, having a very good suspicion of why this particular spell didn’t work on her.
“You blinked, didn’t you?”
Vinyl said nothing, letting the attitude of resentment that she radiated speak for her.
“I got this! It’s just a matter of...ha! Or...hoo! Or...hee!” This was accompanied by three more crackling sounds, each one sounding like a flashbulb going off.
Vinyl Scratch was still there.
“You’re still there,” said Cecil. “This is very disconcerting. This spell is supposed to be foolproof, just so long as the light completely illuminates the optic...oh. Oooohhhhh...”
Cecil wasn’t sure, but it appeared that the blind pony was growling at him.
“Explain how the spell works,” she said finally in a disgusted tone, “and maybe we can find a workaround.”
“Well, the point is to completely knock out the conscious mind for a brief instant,” he explained. “It’s absolutely essential that you remain in an unthinking but conscious state while passing through the astral plane, or you’ll lose your mind.”
“Maybe I could go to sleep?” Vinyl suggested.
“No, that wouldn’t do,” Cecil mused. “Your dreams could interact with the plane. That’s much worse than insanity. I could knock you out, but that would make you prone to possession by the Hounds...”
“Perfect...” groaned Vinyl, having no desire to learn about these “Hounds”. Then she remembered the CDs in her saddlebag. She levitated them out with her horn and pressed each case up to her lips to read the system of bumps painted on each one that Pinkie and she had devised as a means for her to distinguish them. She removed one of the shiny disks from its case and presented it to Cecil.
After teaching the blue rock the spell she used to play CDs, she instructed it in which track it should memorize, so she could reclaim the disk.
“So I know how to play a song now,” Cecil said hesitantly. “How does that help?”
“You’ll see.” She walked out into the middle of the room. “Start playing the song, as loud as I taught you. Say nothing. And as soon as you can tell that my mind is completely blank, send me to join the others.”
“Wait, what does the title even mean?”
“I don’t know, and I don’t care. Play!”
Tap-tap-tap-tap-tap!
Tap-tap-tap-tap-tap!
Tap-tap-tap-tap-tap!
Tap-tap-tap-tap, tap-tap-tap-tap...
The rhythm began first in the bass, and then moved to the drums, backed by a brass section worthy of a big band ensemble. The walls and floor shook in sympathy. After standing still for a few moments to absorb the rhythm, Vinyl started slowly pacing around the room, one hooffall for every four beats of music.
Waiting for the break of day!
Searching for something to say!
Flashing lights against the sky...
Giving up, I close my eyes.
Sitting cross-legged on the floor.
25 or 6 to 4!
Gradually, Vinyl developed the walk into a dance, making quick turns and changes of direction.
Staring blindly into space!
Getting up to splash my face!
Wanting just to stay awake...
Wondering how much I can take.
Should I try to do some more?
25 or 6 to 4!
The singer was replaced by a raucous electric guitar solo, and that’s when Vinyl went all out: accelerating to one hooffall every other beat, then one hooffall per beat. The unicorn panted, her coat saturated with perspiration, as she flipped and bucked the air again and again, but her expression was completely blank, and she never once bumped into a wall. As the song went completely insane, Vinyl reached an impossible two hooffalls per beat.
Cecil cast his spell at the terrifying blur, and the strange pony finally went away. He allowed the song to finish then played it again from beginning to end.
Feeling like I ought to sleep.
Spinning wheel is spinning deep.
Searching for something to say...
Waiting for the break of day.
25 or 6 to 4?
25 or 6 to 4!
“Wow...” he said at last. “I think I’m in love.”
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Subliminal suggestion for the win.
"Cerulean blue is a gentle breeze..."
oo, good song.
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Heh. And posted less than an hour after I said I wouldn't confirm or deny any more guesses about the song...
I thought of this the second I saw the chapter title.
Finally! Some light has been shed! Cool chapter!
What happened?
Also: who gave Twilight the Necronomicon?
>Puts on Tux
>Throws Football
I think you might've been better off waiting and combining this with another chapter. Other than learning what the song was, not much happened. I did like that song quite a lot.
You've set up more plot points that might effect things in the future (Ancients, Castle by the Sea) and developed your mythology a little more, but I can't help feel I should've waited for the next update before reading because so little happened.
I really love your story so far. I just think this chapter might have been better if it had been attached to the next one or possibly the last one.
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Yes in retrospect, I probably should have combined it with the previous chapter.
The next chapter, tho, is huge. In it, the plot finally starts advancing.
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Hmm...well, either A) I screwed up, or B) this is Celestia the Chessmaster we're talking about here! She probably planned for the founding of Ponyville five years after Nightmare Moon was banished!
1300187 We've learned a lot, actually. We've learned that and why Vinyl had to be patched in to the sim. We also, or I do at least, have a rough idea of what the Dragon Emperor's plan is.
Now, I agree that the chapter feels too short. But if our good author has written the whole thing out ahead and is merely revealing one chapter a day, which certaintly apears to be the case so far, then I'm willing to cut a lot of slack.
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That chapter was quite orange.
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Posting comment because i feel that i need to post.
And a javeline that could save or destroy the world for RD? "Look out, we got ourselves a badass over here!"
You still haven't answered the 'is Vinyl really a Doctor Who villain' question yet.
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Well considering that one episode where everyone on Earth turned into the Master, I think the question you really should be asking is: Who isn't a Doctor Who villain?
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Donna Noble, her father, the cacti things.
Things we know:
First: Vynl has some mad dancing powers, and great taste in music. This is allowing her to bend the system that our heroines are stuck in.
Second: There was an awesome adventure with a acient that we missed and thus the girls got cool gifts.
Third: Of these gifts, Fluttershy got a cabbit and thus obtained Ryo-Ohki.
fourth: Cecil is a cool rock! and he and Tom should join together to fight as one against tryany
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Indeed....very interesting.....
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THERE...ARE...FOUR...LIGHTS~!!!
Lasso of truth....Wonder Wo-Mare? lol
1299985 I actually got it in chapter 2 from the bass guitar in that linked song, I just couldn't connect the beat to an instrument, I wanted to read through before posting though. Awesome use of it by the way.
And did you just give Rainbow Dash the Spear of Destiny (tm)?! And worse, you gave Fluttershy a cabbit. Know you not the power such creatures wield? You fool, you've doomed us all!
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Eh, you worry too much. How is a pegasus supposed to throw a spear, anyway?
25 or 6 to 4?
6 X 4 = 24 damn it.
But I prefer
7 X 6 = answer
1299914 Obscure references to awesomely creepy 90s TV shows also FTW. But you're making me feel old, since almost all the bronies I've met are much too young to ever have seen it.
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But that's what YouTube is for! When I was a kid, the only way you could see 90% of old TV shows was...on the TV!
Yeah, I'm old. The last fandom I wrote for before this one was from the 1980's, for crying out loud!
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They don't need to throw it, they just need to fly up high enough and drop it! Terminal velocity does all the work!
Those two chapters were great can't wait for what happens next GIVE ME MOAR
Heh, at least for Vinyl's beat we didn't take a whole season to figure out what was up with it, like some authors I could name (looking at you Steven Moffat... )
Okay... this ties in, right?
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Right?
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Or Vinyl made it up, or was mistaken, or Celestia told Vinyl this to make her stop asking questions, or any of a thousand different reasons.
Oh my you gave Flutters a cabbit was it Fuku ! Ryo-Okie or Ken-Okie and will we see fluttershy as an space pirate co wing to save them from that diamension or will she turn into a giant bunny robot wow so many possibilities.
1301021 Holy crap, I was thinking the exact same thing.
I wish we could put individual chapters into our Favorites...
Also: Vinyl Scratch is wildest dancer.
something about this story reminded me of a book by Piers Anthony called "Split Infinity", a man named Stile, who grew up in a futuristic high-tech world called "Proton" crosses over into a magical world called "Phaze" where he meets a unicorn and tries to tame her...she tries many tricks to throw him off, including running fast with a 5-beat gait. (i forget to mention, Stile is a professional jockey, no one else could have stayed on half that long)
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by pony hoof-grasping ability (see: Applejack roasting marshmallows)
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Seven book series, it ended up.
So...
White Vinyl is Celestia's protege, in Equestria that is on a bring of civil war between pegasi and the rest, plus Ponyville is either a part of Empress's revolt or it is another side that culprits. It is probably the Apple Family that tries to separate earthponies.
Blue Vinyl meanwhile, is good old cool Vinyl Scratch, except she's blind. Her Equestria is at full blown war against mind controlling Dragon Emperor who may have gotten alicorn powers.
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